The First Ones - ALF

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09/04/24 • 38 min

Welcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In the premier episode Sarcastro is joined by Banky to discuss the first episode of ALF and his meeting of the Tanner family after his space ship crashes into their garage and seemingly caused no alarm to the neighborhood. The first episode leaves Banky wondering what Willie Tanner did for a living and has Sarcastro realizing that while he loved the show at 7 years old, that love doesn't hold up into his adult life. Intro and outro interpreted and performed by Sarcastro.

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Episode 180 - Mo Money Mo Children

This week the fellas start by discussing an article Sarcastro found about Pavel Durov (creator of Telegram and billionaire entrepreneur) and the claim that he is the biological father to at least 100 children through donations he's made over the past 15 years. This leads to an inquiry of how many kids other celebs have and without judgment they do some light research live on the show for a slew of actors, musicians and athletes and they learn pretty quickly that more money equals more children. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

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Episode 181 - Working Until the Day You Die

This week Commando is back and brings up an article about a woman who appears to have passed away at work on a Friday and wasn't found until the following Tuesday which sparks the question from Sarcastro on how long it would take until anyone would realize any of the show members were dead.

Fatty discusses a poor choice made by his wife while she was President during a popular drinking card game.. Sarcastro shares Queen Sarcastro's poor choice in waiting until mid-august to get landscaping dirt delivered and Commando makes a family cookout faux pas.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).