Episode 137 - Jurassic World Legacy Of Isla Nublar

We embark on an epic legacy campaign chronicling the ups and downs of Isla Nublar and its genetically enhanced dinosaur occupants. Can we successfully build and run a functioning dino theme park, or will a shit load of people get eaten due to management incompetence? Highlights include:

Do you have a board game limit?

Kelly Malcolm gets a bashing

Zones and Sectors... Spaces?

Is this monster gonna eat me, or the goat next door?

Hungry? Follow the chomp chart!

Narratively, how would a dinosaur teleport?

Jurassic Park, famously created by Richard Hammond

Because why wouldn't you make a Pythonosaurus?

Forget all about the dinosaurs escaping and all the industrial espionage, this tour group wants to see the petting zoo

Patrick has too much whiskey

Aww you lost - scratch off the sympathy box

Patrick forgets what his but is

I accidentally put wolverine DNA in my Spinosaurus