One Track Mind with Ryan Luis Rodriguez

In honor of the holiday season, we're taking a break from Season 2 of the podcast with a peek behind the paywall, sharing with the regular listener the glorious stuff you can only find on The Coolness Chronicles Patreon. And what more festive way to celebrate than a two-part discussion of the Caped Crusader?
This week, we start to Reconsider a frequent target of RiffTrax mockery, "Batman & Robin"! But in order to allow for the proper context, we need to go back to the beginning. First the 1940s, then 1966, and then 1989 for Tim Burton's phenomenally successful (financially) "Batman"! Prepare for some hot takes and dark knights!

Join your wonky yet affable host! More exclamation points!
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Theme Music by: Bildschirm (bildschirm.bandcamp.com). Artwork by: Lacie Barker.
The clips featured in this podcast were for critical review and parody, which are protected under the Fair Use laws of the United States Copyright Act of 1976. All rights are reserved and acknowledged.

In honor of the holiday season ("Batman Returns" IS a Christmas movie), we're taking a break from Season 2 of the podcast with a peek behind the paywall, sharing with the regular listener the glorious stuff you can only find on The Coolness Chronicles Patreon. And what more festive way to celebrate than a two-part discussion of the Caped Crusader?
This week, we're going to celebrate by continuing to Reconsider the original "Batman" movie series, chock full of embarrassing childhood confessions!

-"Batman Returns" traumatizes and creates a fan for life while parents comfort their crying children
-"Batman Forever" enraptures and inspires hopeless crushes (as well as bitchin' Halloween costumes)
-"Batman & Robin" kills a franchise... for eight years.

Say goodnight to the Caped Crusader! And hello! And goodnight again! And hello! And....

For every single episode at least a week early and great WEEKLY bonus episodes, become a Patreon subscriber. For only $5 you can help keep the show alive and enjoy some quality laughs in the process: https://www.patreon.com/coolnesschronicles
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Theme Music by: Bildschirm (bildschirm.bandcamp.com). Artwork by: Lacie Barker.
The clips featured in this podcast were for critical review and parody, which are protected under the Fair Use laws of the United States Copyright Act of 1976. All rights are reserved and acknowledged.

Sometimes life gets in the way of podcasting, so new episodes will be on hiatus for a month while we explore episodes that can be found behind the official Coolness Chronicles Patreon paywall. (New episodes of The Shirley Chronicles return next week.)
Lastly, we Reconsider a RiffTrax title, and it's a doozy!

STOP MAKING BABIES!
Two Halloweens ago on the Patreon, we celebrated with a deep dive into the beloved Nicktoon Frank Conniff wrote for in the early-2000's: Jhonen Vasquez's "Invader Zim"!
We're going to talk timing (particularly the bad kind), making test audiences cry, episodes with the atmosphere of stress nightmares, a universe without hope or right angles, whether or not kids can relate to homicidal maniacs, and GIR in all his glory.
Join your wonky yet affable host for mild Hot Topic slams, organ swallowing, and doom. LOTS OF DOOOOOOM!
For every single episode at least a week early and great WEEKLY bonus episodes, become a Patreon subscriber. For only $5 you can help keep the show alive and enjoy some quality laughs in the process: https://www.patreon.com/coolnesschronicles
Twitter: @coolnesspodryan, Instagram: @thecoolnesschronicles, Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/coolnesspodryan
Theme Music by: Bildschirm (bildschirm.bandcamp.com). Artwork by: Lacie Barker.
The clips featured in this podcast were for critical review and parody, which are protected under the Fair Use laws of the United States Copyright Act of 1976. All rights are reserved and acknowledged.