On The Shelf Podcast

This week the girls are discussing how you know when it's "The One". Potentially an interesting topic of conversation considering they're all single AF, but hey - it's why we're here. And once you hear how picky they are, the single thing might not be such a shock... Also discussed: how much coffee is too much, those nights where it's suddenly 4am and how important the love of food is in a potential partner...

Does this episode feature dramatic renditions of the Adele song? Well, that would be spoiling it!

This week the girls discuss throwbacks from their childhood, including the downsides of reading a lot as a child, misleading assumptions about marriage, lies we were told, several embarrassing stories involving bodily functions (from multiple orifices) and our brief forays into criminality -  including the kingpin of the infamous Gel Pen Cartel of Wimborne...

This week we are joined by the Mothers! Linda, Emily and Victoria's Mum and Gill, Rachel's Mum.

In this episode we reflect on the uni years, childhood memories, 2020. Then make some confessions to the parents! 

Tune in next week for the quiz and end of year awards!!

Merry Christmas!

**This was recorded before Boris' most recent announcement - so some Christmas plans have now changed**

We are back! After a little break filled with sex, debauchery and... Oh, who are we kidding - we've been sat on the sofa eating and lamenting our lack of social lives, exactly the same as before! This week we cover flying cars, why Back to the Future is one of Emily's top 3 trilogies and, of course, #freebritney

With the end of Lockdown looming and it looking like there might actually be the chance to socialise this summer, the girls turn their attention to the topic on everyone's mind... Diets. Naturally, as children of the 80s and 90s, the girls are no stranger to a diet or two and share some words of wisdom, including why Slimming World is a force for evil, why the Cambridge Diet is the WORST idea ever created, and how disgusting the Aloe Vera diet really is - read: VERY. Also discussed: prostitutes that treat you like babies, sex dreams, and selling feet pics online....