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When life comes at you fast, tend your own garden! It’s your favorite terrestrial radio transsexuals at it again with a little dash of introspection and a surprise pirate broadcast from California Courtney. As they say in Hollywood: Garfunkel and Oates will always be rich.

After Macy is detained by the nefarious private police force employed by the storyteller's convention, her only way out is to tell one HELL of a story! Meanwhile, Theda searches high and low for her friend and along the way finds a budding romance and a room of one's own. How will this gripping two parter end?! Only judge Ginger knows the answer!

It's hard to remember how it felt before we lived on the farm with our big husband! The girl's talk about Gwen Stefani, The Target Biodome, and the maudlin nature of present day press cycles.

Much like the Seth Rogen/James Franco Vehicle of the same name, this episode was recorded with the eternal search for knowledge at its core! Theda asks Macy questions about life, art, and mysterious circumstances, and Macy answers those questions...sometimes with honesty and sometimes with riddles.

Two podcasts. Two books. Two spouses. Two Out 100s. Two paths in life. Two trans.

Having parted ways after the events on the West Bank, Theda and Macy have dissolved their S-Corp and moved on. Macy's husband, a real estate shark, helped Macy claim all the assets from the old podcast, so Theda is recording her new podcast "F*ck ______." on a microcassette player with her wife Hadar, an Israeli ex-patriate. Meanwhile, Macy's star continues to rise with bookdeals, podcasts, and wealth. The two are further apart than ever, but could an email from Andy Cohen be the thing that brings them back together?

FEATURING SPECIAL GUESTS JOHN EARLY, CHARLENE INCARNATE, and ITA SEGEV