
Nowhere, On Air
Jesse Syratt
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Semi-late night community radio broadcasts from a strange little town in the Crowsnest Pass, Alberta (aka, not just the middle of nowhere, but nowhere itself). Nothing ever happens here. Certainly nothing weird. Why would you even suggest that? Listen close. Don't wander off. It's a long way to get where you're going. Especially out here.



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Episode 1: Pilot
Nowhere, On Air
08/10/20 • 23 min
Pilot Episode. Some housekeeping changes here at the station that may or may not affect you, our listeners. An update from Weatherman Todd, news on the Dogman front, some thoughts about the past, and a guide from Mayor Simon to understanding our new, uncanny guests. Plus, a meteor shower.
Thanks for tuning in.
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
Email us at [email protected]. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast."
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/



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Happy Birthaversary, Braedon!
Nowhere, On Air
08/20/20 • 8 min
A special little broadcast brought to you by Braedon's 150th birthday/anniversary- a birthaversary! (It's a thing.)
Join us downtown for a lovely day with perfect weather, and hear from some people in your community!
Thanks for tuning in.
The voice of Mayor Simon is Jordan Duncan. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Emily is Emily Syratt
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
Email us at [email protected]. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere, On Air Podcast."
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
Sound Effects Created by SoundEffectFactory on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIxR_86Ck0sCL26eVuumvQ



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Episode 2: Honey, You've Got a Big Storm Comin'
Nowhere, On Air
08/21/20 • 21 min
Old man Wilbur says a storm’s a-coming. (Please be kind to your radios, they're doing their best.) The river's flowing backwards, but its fine. A lady was spotted in town today, and there will be no consequences whatsoever as a result of anything related to what she did, don’t even worry about her... in fact, feel free to forget all about her. 6 Tips for your first job interview! Also, does that storm look funny to you?
The voice of today's sponsor was Chelsey Fitzsimons.
Nowhere, On Air is created and voiced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
Email us at [email protected]. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast."
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
Sound Effects Created by SoundEffectFactory on Youtube:



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Episode 3: Life Finds A Way To Be Weird
Nowhere, On Air
09/10/20 • 31 min
Its our producer Martha's birthday! A look at the community bulletin. Jurassic mayhem. More community updates, with information on the new after-school, scout-like program you can enroll your children in.
Also, forget that part about "Jurassic mayhem."
Thanks for tuning in.
The voice of Treena is Melanie Friesen. The voice of Matt is Quinn Larder. The voice of David is Aaron Villegas.
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
Email us at [email protected]. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast."
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
A special thanks to SoundEffectsFactory, ProFX, Audio Library , and All Sounds on Youtube for this episodes sound effects.



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Episode 26: In the Belly of the Earth
Nowhere, On Air
09/21/21 • 19 min
Were you woken up by some strange, deep rumbling down below your bed? We were. We're a little tired today. Some updates from Weatherman Todd and the Mountain Watch, and-
Did you hear that?
The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of officer Carlton is Carson Rafuse. The voice of River is Achilles Friesen.
This is the season one finale. Thank you so much for your support. Stay tuned for more coming soon.
Special thanks to Freesound contributors: uagadugu, animadierer, hablofame, kmoon, sheyvan, and tvilgiat.


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Episode 5: (Enter James, Like a Dream)
Nowhere, On Air
10/10/20 • 23 min
Happy October, Braedon!
Winter could start any day now, so we have some tips on how to endure these long, prairie winters and how to minimize casualties in the process. We here at the station have made a new friend and we simply can't get enough of her! Finally, an update on that storm that wasn't a storm we had a while back. Plus, information about the search party for the still-missing Elliot Housely, and a wonderfully... instructive message from Town Council.
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
Email us at [email protected]. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/


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Episode 4: Little Shark on the Prairie
Nowhere, On Air
09/21/20 • 27 min
Strange weather today, huh? Not that strange weather is unusual here, but it doesn't usually have so many teeth. Aside from that, its a pretty slow, average broadcast: there's some ambiguous community updates, an ominous anonymous sponsor, and an announcement from Carla (who's family was never given a surname.)
A reminder: If you have any information on what happened to Elliot Housely or where he may be, please contact Mountie John at our local RCMP office.
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
Email us at [email protected]. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast."
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/


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Episode 12: What Dreams May Come
Nowhere, On Air
01/22/21 • 29 min
Breaking News: Tanner Walling is home. Welcome home Tanner! We cannot express how happy we are, and we can't wait to talk to you about where you've been and what happened. Remember that security system Town Council was developing? It is now officially public, expect to hear from them soon! Weatherman Todd has a dreamy forecast for us today. An update on Johannah Hilburn, and a new... opportunity for the local RCMP.
The voice of Clark Olsen is Isaac Gokarn.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at [email protected]. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/


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Episode 50: The Only Way Out is Through
Nowhere, On Air
12/06/24 • 27 min
Reality seems a little rocky this morning.
Featuring Chuck Raymond as the voice of Tanner. Dylan Griggs as the voice of Radio Host (Creator of the hit podcast WOE.BEGONE). Tatiana Gefter as the voice of Nadia (Soul Operator.). Taylor Michaels as the voice of Chip Roberts (The Grotto). Also briefly featuring Alex Nursall and Harlan Guthrie as VOICES.
Check out our bonus episode, "The Disappearance of Charlotte Jessica Miller" to hear more from Chip and Nadia!
CW: Uncertain reality, loud noises, heavy static and distortion, shouting, brief depictions of pain.
This episode features a trailer for Observable Radio, a found footage anthology that recently completed its first season. Listen to them wherever you get your podcasts, and keep your ears peeled for a familiar voice in Episode 12!
Sound effects this episode courtesy of the many wonderful contributors at Freesound.org.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at [email protected]. Or, find us on Bluesy, @nowhereonair.bsky.social

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How many episodes does Nowhere, On Air have?
Nowhere, On Air currently has 78 episodes available.
What topics does Nowhere, On Air cover?
The podcast is about Weird, Radio, Mystery, Fiction, Story, Drama, Podcasts, Science Fiction and Canadian.
What is the most popular episode on Nowhere, On Air?
The episode title 'Episode 1: Pilot' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Nowhere, On Air?
The average episode length on Nowhere, On Air is 26 minutes.
How often are episodes of Nowhere, On Air released?
Episodes of Nowhere, On Air are typically released every 14 days, 3 hours.
When was the first episode of Nowhere, On Air?
The first episode of Nowhere, On Air was released on Aug 10, 2020.
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