Nowhere, On Air

Jess Syratt

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Semi-late night community radio broadcasts from a strange little town in the Crowsnest Pass, Alberta (aka, not just the middle of nowhere, but nowhere itself). Nothing ever happens here. Certainly nothing weird. Why would you even suggest that? If you like mysteries, conspiracies, the absurd, and Canadians, Braedon, Alberta might be the place for you! New episode every 10th and 21st. Listen close. Don't wander off. It's a long way to get where you're going. Especially out here.

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Episode 1: Pilot

Nowhere, On Air

08/10/20 • 23 min

4.0

Pilot Episode. Some housekeeping changes here at the station that may or may not affect you, our listeners. An update from Weatherman Todd, news on the Dogman front, some thoughts about the past, and a guide from Mayor Simon to understanding our new, uncanny guests. Plus, a meteor shower.
Thanks for tuning in.
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast."
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/

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Bonus Episode: Happy Birthaversary, Braedon!

Nowhere, On Air

08/20/20 • 8 min

5.0

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Nine To Midnight

Nowhere, On Air

10/29/21 • 95 min

On the eve of Halloween, nine storytellers make their way to an abandoned asylum to share their terrifying truths about the darkness that exists around them. As the tales unfold, each more visceral than the last, the nine may just discover that it is not the waking world to fear, but the horrors that lay within.

Nine to Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between nine podcasts:

Malevolent

WOE.BEGONE

Wake of Corrosion

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

Hell Gate City Companion

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS

CW: General horror, swearing throughout

Produced by Harlan Guthrie

Master edit by Harlan Guthrie

'Nine to Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.

Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Shaun Pellington, Rat Grimes, Jamie Petronis, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, Jess Syratt, and Kevin Berrey.

8:05 | 'Rare Book' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Harlan Guthrie of Malevolent.

16:50 | 'The Knocking' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Dylan Griggs of WOE.BEGONE.

27:05 | 'The Broken Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Shaun Pellington of Wake of Corrosion.

CW: Violence, injury

35:30 | 'The Pool' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Rat Grimes of The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio.

CW: Death, drowning

44:42 | 'The 1 to 5 Minute Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jamie Petronis of The Cellar Letters.

52:24 | 'Ridgefield Manor' written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.

Performed by Jeremy Enfinger and Nathan Lunsford of The Storage Papers.

Additional sounds from Zapsplat

CW: Discussion of murder and suicide

1:02:45 | 'Public Access' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Cole Weavers of The Town Whispers.

1:12:34 | 'The Shortcut' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jess Syratt of Nowhere, On Air.

1:22:14 | 'Peepers Creepers' written, produced, performed, edited, and mixed by Kevin Berrey, Screaming Panda LLC of Hell Gate City Companion.

Music composed by Cheska Navarro

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Episode 5: (Enter James, Like a Dream)

Nowhere, On Air

10/10/20 • 23 min

Happy October, Braedon!
Winter could start any day now, so we have some tips on how to endure these long, prairie winters and how to minimize casualties in the process. We here at the station have made a new friend and we simply can't get enough of her! Finally, an update on that storm that wasn't a storm we had a while back. Plus, information about the search party for the still-missing Elliot Housely, and a wonderfully... instructive message from Town Council.
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/

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Episode 4: Little Shark on the Prairie

Nowhere, On Air

09/21/20 • 27 min

3.0

Strange weather today, huh? Not that strange weather is unusual here, but it doesn't usually have so many teeth. Aside from that, its a pretty slow, average broadcast: there's some ambiguous community updates, an ominous anonymous sponsor, and an announcement from Carla (who's family was never given a surname.)
A reminder: If you have any information on what happened to Elliot Housely or where he may be, please contact Mountie John at our local RCMP office.
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

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Episode 3: Life Finds A Way To Be Weird

Nowhere, On Air

09/10/20 • 31 min

3.0

Its our producer Martha's birthday! A look at the community bulletin. Jurassic mayhem. More community updates, with information on the new after-school, scout-like program you can enroll your children in.
Also, forget that part about "Jurassic mayhem."
Thanks for tuning in.
The voice of Treena is Melanie Friesen. The voice of Matt is Quinn Larder. The voice of David is Aaron Villegas.
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

A special thanks to SoundEffectsFactory, ProFX, Audio Library , and All Sounds on Youtube for this episodes sound effects.

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Episode 2: Honey, You've Got a Big Storm Comin'

Nowhere, On Air

08/21/20 • 21 min

3.0

Old man Wilbur says a storm’s a-coming. (Please be kind to your radios, they're doing their best.) The river's flowing backwards, but its fine. A lady was spotted in town today, and there will be no consequences whatsoever as a result of anything related to what she did, don’t even worry about her... in fact, feel free to forget all about her. 6 Tips for your first job interview! Also, does that storm look funny to you?

The voice of today's sponsor was Chelsey Fitzsimons.

Nowhere, On Air is created and voiced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on instagram.

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Happy Birthaversary, Braedon!

Nowhere, On Air

08/20/20 • 8 min

3.0

A special little broadcast brought to you by Braedon's 150th birthday/anniversary- a birthaversary! (It's a thing.)
Join us downtown for a lovely day with perfect weather, and hear from some people in your community!
Thanks for tuning in.
The voice of Mayor Simon is Jordan Duncan. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Emily is Emily Syratt
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere, On Air Podcast."
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/

Sound Effects Created by SoundEffectFactory on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIxR_86Ck0sCL26eVuumvQ

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Episode 26: In the Belly of the Earth

Nowhere, On Air

09/21/21 • 19 min

Were you woken up by some strange, deep rumbling down below your bed? We were. We're a little tired today. Some updates from Weatherman Todd and the Mountain Watch, and-
Did you hear that?
The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of officer Carlton is Carson Rafuse. The voice of River is Achilles Friesen.
This is the season one finale. Thank you so much for your support. Stay tuned for more coming soon.
Special thanks to Freesound contributors: uagadugu, animadierer, hablofame, kmoon, sheyvan, and tvilgiat.

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Episode 6: All Hallow's Eve (Or So)

Nowhere, On Air

10/21/20 • 26 min

Halloween is now 9 days away! No one's ever told us why we celebrate a day early, but what's one day when time is arguably immaterial? A special thanks to whoever donated a bed for James. Our first story comes from you, the community! Plus, some tips on having a happy (and safe) Halloween, something of a wildlife update, and Farmer Daniels' corn maze opens soon--
Hey, did you hear that noise?
The voice of today's sponsor is ??????
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
This episodes sounds come from SoundEffectFactory on YouTube.

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