Someone Call 911

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02/09/22 • 48 min

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“... when people ask about the meaning of life as if it were the job of our cosmos to give meaning to our existence, they’re getting it backward: It’s not our Universe giving meaning to conscious beings, but conscious beings giving meaning to our Universe.”
― Max Tegmark
This week, we talk about Bobby's hatred for high school powderpuff girls (sorry, friends) and once again he is stuck on the topic of d*cki size as well as playing NSFW Twitter audio...Jim talks about his childhood kabootal and then gets a conversation going about consciousness that almost makes him cry. We also admit that we like being in big cities and looking into windows (no we aren’t creepy, you know you look too)
Topics Discussed:

Jims anger
Bobby being sensitive
Being cut
Drunk again
Vaping Weed
City Windows
Voyeur
Dick Sizes Again
Bobby thinks the more he talks about penis size just being a stupid thing the more guys will be ok with their own penis
Pre-Cum
Bahia Beach
Popular Girls
Bobby's 20th year High School Reunion
Jim won't go back
Horrible memories
Straight Guys
Sports and competition
Jim shit talks when playing sports
Powderpuff
Cheerleaders
Mean Girls but probably nice now
ugly husbands
ugly non listeners
Jim does not have to be a whore to get attention
Consciousness
We are just a dot that expands and then ends up being a dot again???
queers boycott the reunion
childhood
kaboodle
jim stole a kaboodle
Tamagotchi
Jim's hard Co*k
semi
gay guys dress code
twitter audio porn
daddy
fake orgasms
weather prediction
small dick energy
straight male energy
republicains
lgbtqia books
bills " don't say gay" bill
Fuck Florida

What is consciousness and how does it affect us?

Consciousness is the awareness that we have of our thoughts, feelings, perceptions and experiences. It is a person's subjective experience of their surroundings. It can also be called the "stream of consciousness." It has been a long debated topic since ancient times and there are still many unanswered questions.
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Jims anger
Bobby being sensitive
Being cut
Drunk again
Vaping Weed
City Windows
Voyeur
Dick Sizes Again
Bobby thinks the more he talks about penis size just being a stupid thing the more guys will be ok with their own penis
Pre-Cum
Bahia Beach
Popular Girls
Bobby's 20th year High School Reunion
Jim won't go back
Horrible memories
Straight Guys
Sports and competition
Jim shit talks when playing sports
Powderpuff
Cheerleaders
Mean Girls but probably nice now
ugly husbands
ugly non listeners
Jim does not have to be a whore to get attention
Consciousness
We are just a dot that expands and then ends up being a dot again???
queers boycott the reunion
childhood
kaboodle
jim stole a kaboodle
Tamagotchi
Jim's hard Co*k
semi
gay guys dress code
twitter audio porn
daddy
fake orgasms
weather prediction
small dick energy
straight male energy
republicains
lgbtqia books
bills " don't say gay" bill
Fuck Florida

What is consciousness and how does it affect us?

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Jesus Was A Queer

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"A queer Christ would be the only Christ I would like to follow." - Dr. Marcella Althaus-Reid

This week, we'll deep dive into some fun and relatable topics. Jim received an interesting text that solidified his stance on continuing to be his authentic self. Jim is also appalled at Bobby eating snocaps. Meanwhile, Bobby was gooning on Twitter and telling us the story about when he caught on fire in Cub Scouts.

Some Topics We discuss:

Slammers
Holy Trinity Brewery (again)
Jerking off
Baiting
Edging
Gooning
Twitter
Alt Accounts
Audio only
Grindr Messages
Gay Son
College roomate
Disney Characters
Being authentic
Jesus was a queer
Jesus painted his nails
Jesus hung out with Whores
We are jesus
Bedete
Sliding Toilet
Jim is mad at partner
Jim’s partner thinks having a Bedete is gay (even though he’s gay)
Cub Scouts
Catching on Fire
Stop Drop And Roll
Bitch Den Moms
Paper Costumes
Cowboys and Indians
Pinewood Derby
Death
Getting older
After 35 we all just medicate for a slow death
Fat and Fem fest 2022
Golden Tickets

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“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”
― Mark Twain
This week on Not Well Podcast, Bobby and Jim are bringing you a lot. From ice fishing to conspiracy, this week's episode ebbs and flows through so many topics. Jim was watching a video that took a turn for the unexpected and is questioning what he'll feel like 20 years from now about seeing couples his current age. Bobby is in conspiracy mode, but also shares clips about being the nice guy and how ice fishing causes prostitution in Hudson, Ohio (where Bobby's grandparents happen to be buried). Our question of the week will leave you wondering why you even write in thanks to Bobby's outburst. All this and so much more! Follow us and share us!
Topics:

Britney Spears update : its not good
Potholes
Ohio
Fudge
Jamie Lynne Spears STAN
Black History Month
Valentines Day
America
Joe Rogan
Freedom of speech
Don't cancel but shine light on the type of person
Trans Athletes
Conservative talking points
conspiracy theory
the moon
The atmosphere
John Glenn Vs Buzz Aldrin
Potholes
What is it
Fisting
Big dick vs arm
Sex imposter syndrome
DOM TOP
Moaning
Text anxiety
Dating
Wordle
Texting Sucks
Memories
LIfe
Reflection

MOON QUOTES
POTHOLES

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Not Well | A Comedy Podcast - Someone Call 911

Transcript

Jim00:00:00.988

We decided to name ourselves the ultra Baltar boys. I want all our little queens to know but the straight guys, do you feel like you're unconscious? I didn't want to see them in high school. I woke up every day hating them. Oh my God. Is this real? I think it's real. Oh, I'm sure you really missed me

Jim00:00:26.550

my lips now, girl. Why are we recording already? Why we are ready? This is late. Late. We mean what I have