Not Quite Dead
Hanging Sloth
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As an A&E nurse, Alfie deals with horror everyday, but almost being killed by a walking corpse and being saved by a vampire takes things a bit far, even for him. The vampire is Casper. He’s hundreds of years old, and hell-bent on finding out what's causing walking corpses to wander the streets of Alfie's hometown.
Now they've met, Alfie and Casper can't seem to leave each other alone, despite their best efforts. Alfie learns that the relationship between vampires and humans is more complicated than just predator and prey. Whatever Casper's misgivings about his own kind, and himself, Alfie is inexorably drawn closer and closer, in a heady, carnal blend of horror, hunger, love and lust.
Not Quite Dead is a (mostly) single narrator gory horror romance audio drama exploring themes of identity, sexuality and death. Totalling 40 episodes over 3 completed seasons, with S4 on the way in 2025.
This show is part of the Rusty Quill Network, and is created independently by Eira Major (AKA Hanging Sloth) who writes, sound designs, and performs as Alfie and Neige.
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What is Not Quite Dead about?
Alfie is not quite dead, and he’s going through some… changes. Alfie is a nurse working overtime on the night shift in A&E when a patient comes in with her throat torn out. The girl on the gurney is the first of many, baffling staff and horrifying the public. Alfie almost becomes another victim of the walking, rotting dead things which have been attacking his patients, but is saved by the same man he saw dripping blood into his patient’s eye. He’s Casper, and he’s a vampire, and now he’s saved Alfie’s life the two of them are inescapably bound together. Neither of them are happy about it, but the draw of each other’s blood is irresistible. Another brush with death later, Alfie must make a choice: death or undeath. He’s not sure which is worse, but whatever he chooses, there’s bound to be blood.
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III: Everyone's Miracle
Not Quite Dead
11/28/22 • 26 min
In episode three, Alfie sees even more patients with blood loss and torn throats, and Alfie encounters that strange man he saw on the day Linda didn't die, and the vibes are weirder than anything he's ever experienced in his whole life.
Here's the transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-3/
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Content Warnings:
Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains:
– mild profanity
– references to sex
– discussion of the process of dying
– medicalised descriptions of death processes and dead people
– death, including violent death
– descriptions of violent injuries, but not the violence that caused them
– hospital settings
– mentions of blood
– a character experiencing dissociation
– a character struggling with memory issues
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I: The Girl on the Gurney
Not Quite Dead
10/31/22 • 21 min
Alfie is not quite dead and has decided to sit down to record the events which led him to be in this state, beginning with the description of a person he calls the girl on the gurney.
Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-1/
Hanging Sloth Studios on twitter: https://twitter.com/hangingsloths
Show tumblr: https://notquitedeadpod.tumblr.com/
Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains:
– mild profanity
– references to sex
– discussion of the process of dying
– medicalised descriptions of death processes and dead people
– death, including violent death
– references to medical procedures
– hospital settings
– mentions of blood
– mentions of infidelity
– descriptions of blood
Written, performed and edited by Eira Major.
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IV: A Cobweb on the Soul
Not Quite Dead
12/12/22 • 29 min
Alfie's life was moving on quite happily when he had no memory of Casper, but an ordinary night out sets him back on the path to his own not-quite demise...
Here's the transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-4/
Support us on Patreon for early access: https://patreon.com/hangingslothstudios/
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Show tumblr: https://notquitedeadpod.tumblr.com/
Content Warnings:
Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains:
– discussion of violent deaths
– heavy descriptions of blood
– discussion of drinking alcohol/being drunk
– heavy descriptions of decaying flesh
– detailed descriptions of violent death
– descriptions of violent injuries
– descriptions of dead people
– swearing
– a character experiencing dissociation
– a character struggling with memory issues
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II: Beer & Bloodlust
Not Quite Dead
11/14/22 • 30 min
In episode two, Alfie's health takes a turn for the worse, and then another turn, this time for the weird.
Here's the transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-2/
Hanging Sloth Studios on twitter: https://twitter.com/hangingsloths
Show tumblr: https://notquitedeadpod.tumblr.com/
This show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:
profanity
references to sex
frequent violence
traumatic injury
death, including violent death
references to medical procedures
hospital settings
This Episode's Content Warningsdiscussion of the process of dying
descriptions of violent injuries
descriptions of death and dead people
hospital settings
mentions of medical procedures
swearing
references to sex
mentions of infidelity
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VII: What Are We?
Not Quite Dead
03/06/23 • 32 min
Alfie describes the early days of his time with Casper, the confusion and conflict bound up in it all. They're bound by blood and it goes both ways; Casper cannot leave anymore than Alfie can. So where is Casper now, when Alfie needs him more than ever?
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Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/what-are-we/
Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1da0Be9ZlGtFuUwsWL0PZlKM9KqGYWueBcJy0UNTgc78/edit?usp=sharing
Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:
– profanity
– references to sex
– frequent violence
– traumatic injury
– death, including violent death
– references to medical procedures
– hospital settings
– mentions of blood
Episode Specific Content Warnings:
- Descriptions of blood
- Threats of death and harm
- Descriptions of decaying flesh
- Descriptions of the experience of a panic attack (describing the feelings felt during the panic attack including racing heart, breathlessness, and panic)
- Mentions of hospitals
- Alcohol use
- Description of violent assault
- Scenes of a sexual nature
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V: Fight or Flight or Not
Not Quite Dead
12/27/22 • 32 min
Alfie can't sleep, and recounts the days following the first time Casper saved his life, including the unfortunate implications of Casper having drunk Alfie's blood.
Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-5/
Support the Show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios
Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains:
– discussion of violent deaths
– heavy descriptions of blood
– biting necks
– descriptions of violent death
– descriptions of the experience of a panic attack (describing the feelings felt during the panic attack including racing heart, breathlessness, and panic)
– descriptions of violent injuries
– descriptions of dead people
– swearing
– threats to kill or harm others
– descriptions of kissing
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VI: A Friend Indeed
Not Quite Dead
02/20/23 • 36 min
In his memories, Alfie returns to work after spending the night with Casper only to find things more difficult than he expects, and in his present, the person at the door is back.
Transcript with Content Warnings: https://hangingslothstudios.com/a-friend-indeed/
Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xGjbSyF9KvRyaXNvd5KNsqQHqCpuwjcYOxNmM7mnaQ0/edit?usp=sharing
This show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:
profanity
references to sex
frequent violence
traumatic injury
death, including violent death
references to medical procedures
hospital settings
Episode Six, Content Warningsdiscussion of violent deaths
references to sex
heavy descriptions of blood
descriptions of decaying flesh
detailed descriptions of needles and cannulas
mentions of throwing up
descriptions of death
non-graphic descriptions of medical procedures
swearing
Not Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. With guest performance from Alex Peilober-Richardson as Haley. Live, laugh, bite.
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XIII: Lovesick
Not Quite Dead
05/29/23 • 26 min
In this penultimate episode of Season One, Alfie's story almost connects with the present, and he is forced to finally make the decision he's been trying to reckon with since he started make these recordings.
Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-13/
Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NbbmCL8q_hSJHowlf7G3jYzQyEcE6tBM7LTMQqNnnfw/edit?usp=sharing
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Show-wide Content Warnings
This show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:
profanity
references to sex
frequent violence
traumatic injury
death, including violent death
references to medical procedures
hospital settings
Episode Thirteen, Content Warningsdiscussion of violent deaths
descriptions of human bodies decaying
scenes of a sexual nature
heavy descriptions of blood and blood drinking
threats of violence
references to murder
EIRA: Not Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Guest performance of Aaron Wolfe as Casper. Live, laugh, bite.
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Not Quite Dead is Coming Not Quite Yet (Halloween 2022)
Not Quite Dead
10/24/22 • 3 min
Alfie is not quite dead, and a lot's been going on.
Read a transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-trailer/
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Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:
– profanity
– references to sex
– frequent violence
– traumatic injury
– death, including violent death
– references to medical procedures
– hospital settings
– mentions of blood
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
XXXV: Winter's Tale
Not Quite Dead
04/03/24 • 22 min
In this episode, Alfie explores the context for some of Neige's decisions, his own evolving feelings, and the situation unfolding around them.
Transcript here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-35/
Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tgNRR5F0nOnd5_yCv0hDbc4f0RCq1hSb0bKCQ0bsPgI/edit?usp=sharing
Support us on Patreon for Early Access and Bonus Content! https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios
Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains:
– discussions of patients with mental illnesses and their treatment by others
– mentions of hospitalisation for psychiatric care
– discussions of blood drinking – discussions and brief descriptions of severed fingers and toes
– mention of pulling teeth out without medical protocols in place
– implications of dismembering corpses
– mentions of improper burial
– references to unhealthy relationship dynamics analogous to abusive romantic relationships
– mentions of sex and sexual innuendos
– mentions of violence, torture, and murder
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Podcast Q&A
Why did you start this show?
I wanted to write a vampire story that answered questions I had about other vampire shows, as well as write a story I could really feel myself represented in. So often monstrousness is used as a metaphor for queerness, but the queerness is left subtextual. This show very much makes that subtext into text, loudly and indugently.
What do you hope listeners gain from listening to your show?
I've heard this show awakens things in people. Whilst this was not my intent, I do think it's good. Be a freak. That's good, actually.
Which episode should someone start with?
Episode I: The Girl on the Gurney. You could skip ahead if you want but you're going to get lost if you don't start at the beginning.
Which have been your favourite episodes so far?
So far I think my favourite episode is XXIX: What A Catch. It was really fun to write, perform and edit, and I think it might be the best season opening I've ever written.
Which episode are you most proud of?
To date I'm most proud of XXVIII: The Kill Jar. It was really challenging in regards to sound design, and there were places I felt I struggled to get Neige as consistent as I liked in the performance so I rerecorded them multiple times. I'm proud of lots of episodes of this show which we're such a fight to get right, but the amount of time I spent on this one makes it very special to me.
What is your vision for your show?
gay vampires.
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FAQ
How many episodes does Not Quite Dead have?
Not Quite Dead currently has 55 episodes available.
What topics does Not Quite Dead cover?
The podcast is about Scary, Fiction, Vampire, Drama, Audio Drama, Lgbtq, Podcasts, Halloween, Queer, Spooky and Horror.
What is the most popular episode on Not Quite Dead?
The episode title 'III: Everyone's Miracle' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Not Quite Dead?
The average episode length on Not Quite Dead is 23 minutes.
How often are episodes of Not Quite Dead released?
Episodes of Not Quite Dead are typically released every 13 days, 22 hours.
When was the first episode of Not Quite Dead?
The first episode of Not Quite Dead was released on Oct 24, 2022.
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