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You can’t say anything any more - and here to prove it is Harriet Langley-Swindon, with a round of all the best bits of her weekly radio show on a national network that can’t be named for legal reasons. Absolutely Non-Censored [subs please check capitalisation and hyphen] from beginning to end, with all the rubbish edited out. Each week, Harriet will chat through the segments with producer Martin, and we’ll be getting a Hot & Spicy Take Of The Week from resident comedian Eshaan Akbar who was hired because he was funny and not any other reason. NonCensored is created by award-winning comedians Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy & Eshaan Akbar..
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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best NonCensored episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to NonCensored for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite NonCensored episode by adding your comments to the episode page.

NonCensored - 69: Make Willies Boring Again
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10/13/23 • 40 min

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Leader of the Opposition Sir Keir Starmer, who tells us why he's got no policies except wanting to "make willies boring again"; we also replay the moment when the radio show cut live to entertainment reporter Henny Ffairground in Tel Aviv for some serious breaking news; and Eshaan Akbar gave us a milder-than-usual Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week, which still had a little bit of a kick (think: dhansak), about who celebrities are telling us they're standing with.
Tickets to see us live! We are recording another live episode at the Museum of Comedy in London on Wednesday the 18th October. Tickets are £10.50 and can be bought at https://museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873639212. We are delighted to be able to announce that both Nadine Dorries and Jordan Petersen will be joining us.
If you have a question for Nadine or Jordan, then send them in to [email protected]. Even if we don't use them in the live show, we might use them for a future Time For Questions episode.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Joz Norris (@JozNorris), Esyllt Sears (@EsylltMair) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Joz has a Substack about the creative process, which you can read here.
Esyllt does a podcast about the gap between Gen X and Millennials called The Xennial Dome, which you can hear here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by a real doctor, Dr. Junpier Mangals, who is a real doctor so can explain why Wes Streeting's plan to get overweight people back to work is so brilliant; journalist Dave Milk tells us why his coverage of Keir Starmer's freebie scandals is so important; and Eshaan Akbar presents the first real, tangible Brexit Benefit: stealing German football managers.

You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also be supporting the show (thank you).

With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Marek Larwood (@MarekLarwood) and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum.

Sooz is on tour all over the UK with her acclaimed show Class Of 2000, so get tickets to that while you can.

Marek's YouTube channel is brilliant, go and watch his videos.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

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NonCensored - 18: Trussonomics, with guest Stewart Lee
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09/30/22 • 50 min

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the Telegraph's Siobhan Connery to explain the genius thinking behind Trussonomics; the current Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar takes a leaf out of Stormzy's book; and The New Statesman's Tim Dalton gives us the inside scoop on the current state of the Labour congregation.
There's also an extended interview with comedian Stewart Lee, who talks to Harriet about being part of the woke elite, whether dogs will ever learn to fly, and why Ant & Dec are cowards. Stewart's stand-up specials Snowflake and Tornado are currently available on BBC iPlayer, and his new show Basic Lee is at the Leicester Square Theatre until mid-December, and then tours nationwide until April 2024.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Sooz Kempnner (@soozUK), Bethany Black (@beffernieblack), Gareth Gwynn (@garethgwynn), Stewart Lee and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).

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NonCensored - 82: 100 Duck-Sized Muslims
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02/16/24 • 43 min

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Pete, a "Shy Tory" who explains why he's so shy. They are also speak to the Raymond Pointers, a director at GB News who has revolutionised political TV coverage with his innovative coverage of Rishi Sunak's Q&A this week. We also have Eshaan Akbar for a sophisticated Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about Muslims and Jews that we can't imagine anyone getting upset about.

Thanks to Leah Jewett, Richard Ingrey and Matthew Rowe for signing up to our Patreon this week. They're getting ad-free episodes, exclusive videos, bonus podcasts and other things, and you can join them and help us pay our guests by going to patreon.com/NonCensored and lapping up all that delicious extra content. This week, there's a The Rest Is NonCensored bonus podcast for top-tier Patreons, and full videos of the segments.

Keep your questions coming to the team by emailing [email protected].

Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), John-Luke Roberts (@jlukeroberts), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) and Ed Morrish.

Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.

Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.

John-Luke's podcast Sound Heap, which Ed produces, starts a second series on Monday the 19th February, and the entire first series is now available on Maximum Fun.

Will Sebag-Montefiore does a really good podcast called Legitimate Likes that you should listen to.

Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).

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NonCensored - 55: Don't Walk Away While We're Talking To You
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07/07/23 • 38 min

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to social media founder Vanelope Croxx about how important it is for some people to be able to speak freely, and which new apps are the best for shouting at people whoa re wrong, and to Charlie Building, a spokesperson for the new challenger bank Chomp, about whether he'd let Nigel Farage open an account (the answer seems mainly to do with whether Nigel is an early riser). And of course we have Eshaan Akbar reflecting on 75 years of the NHS and whether it's time to put it out of its misery.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, or a contribution to our crowdsourced erotic Donald Trump novel set in the steamy world of golf, send a voicenote or email to [email protected].
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Bethany Black (bethanyblack.bsky.social), David Reed (@MrDavidReed) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets to Beth's tour, Always Bet On Beth, are available here.
You can listen to David's podcast, Inside The Comedian, here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).

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NonCensored - 91. Bring Back Drink Driving
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04/19/24 • 41 min

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by former Prime Minister Liz Truss, who explains why the smoking ban is a bad idea and also reveals her role in the Mark Menzies "bad people" story, and by The World's Greatest Lawyer Suella Braverman, who gives a full and unchallenged account of how she was cancelled in Belgium. We also hear from Eshaan Akbar about why he's fed up with Islamophobic dogwhistles, so it's time for some up-front Islamophobia.

If you would like to support the show and allow it to keep going, you can sign up to support us at patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll get the full interviews in video, a monthly bonus "time for questions" podcast, and a weekly behind-the-scenes podcast for top-tier backers, which is where we say what we really think about the news and thus run the risk of getting cancelled. You can also keep your questions coming to the team by emailing [email protected].

Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Susan Harrison (@SueHarrison123), Athena Kugblenu (@athenakugblenu) and Ed Morrish.

Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.

Australians can see Brendan perform in Potted Potter, and people in Britain can buy tickets for Buffy ReVamped at the Edinburgh Fringe.

Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum.

Susan does videos as Liz Truss which you can find on her socials as well as YouTube.

If you're in Berlin, you can see Showdown, written by Athena, at the Chamaeleon; she also co-hosts the award-winning kids podcast, Bust Or Trust.

Ed also produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun.

Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).

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NonCensored - 20: No Notes, with guest Nicola Thorp
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10/14/22 • 48 min

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Prime Minister Liz Truss, who explains how very well everything is going for her. We also have Senior Political Correspondent Eshaan Akbar thanking Jacob Rees-Mogg for advocating for the concept of nuance in politics and economics, and MEP Gerard Donnelly comes on the show to accept an apology from Steve Baker.
There's also an extended interview with actress, broadcaster and columnist Nicola Thorp, who talks about high heels in the workplace, shaved armpits and the hierarchy of privilege, and flapjacks. Or it might have been a garibaldi.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Seán Burke (@seanburkeshow), Nicola Thorp (@nicolathorp_) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
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NonCensored - 8: Liz 'n' Rishi, with guest Owen Jones
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07/22/22 • 45 min

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and producer Martin have an exclusive interview with Conservative Party leadership candidate Liz Truss, and an insight into the opposing Rishi Sunak campaign from the totally impartial Spectator journalist Roger Moore. We also have Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week, about how immigrants cause climate change, and an extended interview with the Darth Vader of the Left, journalist Owen Jones, who talks about whether he would consider joining the Conservative party.
Tickets to our first ever live show are still on sale - Saturday 10th September, at the London Podcast Festival at Kings' Place. Book now at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/noncensored-with-rosie-holt/
If you are going to the Edinburgh Fringe, we recommend shows by Rosie Holt (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/rosie-holt-the-woman-s-hour), Brendan Murphy (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/buffy-revamped) and Eshaan Akbar (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/eshaan-akbar), who will be on tour in 2023 - you can get tickets from https://www.eshaanakbar.com/tour
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Paul Dunphy (@larryandpaul) Owen Jones (@owenjones84) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).

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NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined Eshaan Akbar for the second instalment of ApologyWatch, where the public apologies of Meghan Trainor, Diane Abbott and Dominic Raab, plus the non-apology of Rishi Sunak, are ranked and rated. We also play clips from a fair and balanced debate on the 2024 US Presidential election, with the host of Oh My Pod, Congress, What Are You Like?! Rebecca Maddox, and Fox News's Tom Bantam.
If you have a question for Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell for next week's Coronation Special, or a general question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to [email protected].
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Sook Kempner (@SoozUK), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).

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Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by newly-elected threat to democracy George Galloway MP, who certainly tells them something. They also speak to Chancellor Jeremy Hunt about how he hopes this this budget will work out well for whoever happens to be in government after the next election, and Eshaan Akbar explains why more politicians should follow the example of Marjorie Taylor Greene and tell journalists to f*** off.

Thanks to Jennifer Watson, Carol Jones, Shane McGill and Robert Harvey for signing up to our Patreon this week. They're getting ad-free episodes, exclusive videos, bonus podcasts and other things, and you can join them and help us pay our guests by going to patreon.com/NonCensored and lapping up all that delicious extra content.

Keep your questions coming to the team by emailing [email protected].

Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Mark Steel (@mrmarksteel), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) and Ed Morrish.

Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.

Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.

Eshaan is going on tour with his show, Yum, in 2025, and tickets are available NOW.

Mark Steel's podcast, What The F Is Going On?, is available here.

Will Sebag-Montefiore's podcast, Legitimate Likes, is available here.

Ed also produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun.

Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).

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How many episodes does NonCensored have?

NonCensored currently has 124 episodes available.

What topics does NonCensored cover?

The podcast is about Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Improv, Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on NonCensored?

The episode title '19: The Conference Buzz, with guest Natasha Devon' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on NonCensored?

The average episode length on NonCensored is 40 minutes.

How often are episodes of NonCensored released?

Episodes of NonCensored are typically released every 7 days.

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The first episode of NonCensored was released on Jun 3, 2022.

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