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Did a doctor do that to you Dong Hee? Cause they’re not supposed to do that...

The boys don’t have a name for the podcast and talk a little bit about the back story of how the podcast came to be. Peter and Sam rant about the travesty of what social media has become. Selfie Rage. Ain’t no one want to see a fisherman selfie. #RoadToPromotion Coffee Shop Selfies. Pictures of the weather, I hate you. Pictures of the temperature, I hate you. Picture of Your baby’s first step? I hate you! Posting the same picture everyday, I hate you. False reality photos, people sneaking in car brands into pictures of the temperature, I hate yourself. Why do you need to feel the need to share the same dumb photos everyday. Gopro Gaara. It’s like you’re my mirror. My mirror staring back at me. Baby Selfies, get outta here. They talk about being fat, and being skinny. Peter Mxxn met Yeezus himself. They discuss Kanye West’s impact on society today.

Peter Mxxn used to be the Riverside Banksy. Partying is overrated and responsible versus irresponsible partying at the right time in life. Chandler discusses his exfoliating Korean sauna/ bath house experience. Brokeback Mountain. Peter Mxxn’s weekly massages. Godzilla, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Spider-Man 2, the new picture of Batman (Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice). Peter Mxxn defends Ben Affleck as an actor, Batman, director, and his love for him as a person. Fatman on Batman. Sam talks about the Hearthstone podcast he listens to, Value Town and the origin of his Hearthstone login name. Chandler discusses how he used to play Yugioh with his friend over speakerphone. Torture farts.

In this first episode the boys discuss what the podcast will be called. Peter Mxxn discusses his hate for baseball, the dodgers, Ryu and how baseball wouldn’t catch on if it were created today. Donghee’s love for power rangers, cartoons and his girlfriend. Sam just completed his last day of Law (LAWL) School. Law and Order is basically Power Rangers without the megazord. Donghee’s exile from Korea to Iowa. Sam’s Iowa project. Peter Mxxn’s drunken rage. Peter Mxxn’s art history tattoos. The last Korean prince and South Korea’s national flower. The Korean comfort woman monument. Peter Mxxn’s advice picking up cashiers and online dating. Drug policies & Drug Politics. Donghee drinks 3 monsters, 2 coffees, and anything with caffiene. Single versus Taken and some relationship talk. Dong Hee used to be touched by Michael Jackson. Chandler is a stoner in every alternate reality.

DP, Dynamite P joins us for the second week in a row. Dynamite P shares the deeper meaning behind his name. Peter Moon explains how he is a Clipper fan. Daniel Paik is outnumbered two clipper fans to one Laker fan. Why do the Clippers and the Lakers hate each other? Why can’t LA be LA? Song interludes. Jazz Hands. Lord please give us one diamond tree. Shout out to Lofthouse Cookies for making such bomb cookies. You can’t get better cookies than this. Wheat Water. Nobel’s dynamites. Chandler is cross eyed? College crushes. Going from Hueco Mundo to being part of Soul Society. Ban Kai Dance, too bad you can’t see it. Girls that use God as an excuse to say no to dating you. DP’s past. Stone IPA, gargoyles and beer commercials. Gargoyles, the cartoon. Peter Mxxn’s adventure in sin city. Peter Mxxn’s friend meets Beyonce and falls in love with her. Falling in love with strippers. Based Mxxn. Based Mxxn. Based Mxxn. Based Mxxn. Raging at weddings. That one friend that intercepts and screws everything up and loses the girl. Forbidden Bro Code, what the hell are you doing? DP looks like a mexican. Being called ahjuhshee. You can eat as many grams of fat as your age. Peter Mxxn buys a luxury car, then takes a selfie. The meaning of based. We are the Number 2 Health Podcast. Facebook and what it’s accumulated to. Based Mxxn. Based Mxxn. Based Mxxn. Based Mxxn. Josh Groban...? They end this because they’re saying Chandler’s drunk and he’s not contributing anything to the show besides being annoying.