You Die Twice

02/07/24 • 86 min

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It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.
Intro (0:00)
Are we doing content? (4:45)
Tracy Chapman (18:10)
Wear shoes (34:55)
Mount Rushmore (47:44)
OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44)
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Previous Episode

Hóse Water

John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Smart or Dumb (18:42)
Celebrity fans (34:30)
Crypto pastor (39:19)
Ben Rector (55:18)
Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:00)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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It’s A Stimulation

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It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
------
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
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3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
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3/30 Chattanooga, TN
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