It’s A Stimulation

02/14/24 • 95 min

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It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.
Intro (0:00)
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Wear shoes (34:55)
Mount Rushmore (47:44)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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Proud to Be An American

John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Zanesville (5:45)
Baby names (29:11)
Citizenship quiz (43:31)
Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
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5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
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6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at [email protected]
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Facebook
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