Does Kim Really Eat McDonald's?

02/04/20 • 45 min

No matter if you watched the Super Bowl for the game, the halftime show, or the commercials, this show has it all for you. The podcast opens with the boys reviewing Demi Lovato’s rendition of the national anthem and the sensational performance of her sign language interpreter. The boys then briefly discuss how the Chiefs broke Jay’s heart and the 49ers championship aspirations. After that, the boys dig into everyone’s favorite part of the Super Bowl: The Commercials. From Kim and Kanye’s McDonald’s order, to baby avocado carriers, and the birth of Baby Nut. The conversation takes an interesting turn when the boys argue about whether Alexa and Google Home are the end of humanity. Nappi is on team robots and Jay is on team human. The boys discuss the eccentric halftime performance and finish the show with their favorite commercials of the night!

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Friendship Goals

Friendship Goals: Do you need friends? Don’t worry, Nappi and Jay will be your friends. Today the boys tell you everything you need to know about friendship. But first, Nappi talks about the sexual tension he feels shopping at Trader Joe’s and the possibility that at any moment a TJ’s orgy could pop off. The conversation takes a completely different turn when the guys contemplate the origins of Dippin’ Dots and ask why you can’t buy them at a normal store. Jay talks about a man who for 27 years lived in solitude and only said one word to one person one time. The boys then discuss children who were abandoned at birth and had to grow up in the wild. The Meat starts with the boys answering the question: How do you make friends after college? Jay’s simple answer is "you don’t." This leads to a discussion about the dynamics between same-sex and opposite-sex friendships. Nappi proposes the question of whether you would cheat on your girlfriend if a 10 told you she was down to f***. The Meat wraps up with the boys giving their advice on how to deal with common friendship problems such as what do you do if your friend likes you, how to get over being jealous of your friends’ other relationships, and how to deal with your racist friend. Do you suck at giving your friends advice? Do you ever wonder what guys do when girls aren’t around? Do you feel sexual tension when you are around a specific friend? Nappi and Jay are here to help you out by providing you with their personal knowledge of how to navigate friendships!

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Welcome to D-Day

D-Day aka Valentine’s Day: A day to make your relationship feel special, for couples to get laid, and singles left to cry. Nappi and Jay are here for all of you on such a polarizing day. Nappi start off the podcast discussing the oppression he has faced for being an off-white olive boy. The boys argue about whether or not sexual intercourse is more intimate than kissing and the application of a particular gonorrhea spread. Then, Jay gives a history lesson on the origins of Valentine’s Day. Let’s just say, it was originally for the boys. The Meat starts with the boys discussing their nonexistent D-Day plans and talk about the correlation between the holiday and breakups. The boys then give their advice on common Valentine’s Day situations: how to calm first date jitters, what to do if you are single on Valentine’s Day, and how to balance your main and side chick on Valentine’s Day. The boys wrap up the Meat with a challenge to the audience. If you're alone, or anxious about your date, or want listen to Nappi and Jay drown in their Valentine's day sorrows we have got a serious show for you!