Body Count

08/04/20 • 65 min

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s microwave mishaps, attracting premium women, and body count. But first, Nappi uses his moment to answer strange questions from people who’ve DM’d him. Then, Jay talks about different body counts in the animal kingdom. Everyone’s body count has a story behind it. The problem is that most people see a number and immediately start making assumptions. In this episode the boys discuss the dangers and unfairness of having such an initial reaction. Oh yeah and the boys reveal their own body counts...

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