Namaste Motherf**kers

Cally Beaton

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a national treasure? Or whether you can help yourself with self-help? If it’s possible to get rich quick without being a dick? Or how many close family members have to die before you get a dog? With the help of celebrity guests and experts, Cally will be getting to the stories you’ve never heard before - uncovering not your normal life lessons, but some big ones nonetheless. Cally Beaton knows a thing or two about self-help, having helped herself out of a boardroom career to become a full-time comedian, just before a global pandemic. As well as finding out what makes her guests tick, she’ll be finding out what makes them laugh. Namaste Motherfuckers puts heart and humour into the worlds of work and wellbeing, with the guarantee that saving your soul has never been more fun.

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Re-Write: Emily Dean from Series One

Namaste Motherf**kers

06/11/25 • 54 min

Our literary season continues with this ancient episode all the way from series one where Cally talks with writer, presenter, TV producer and podcaster Emily Dean about: childhood, grief, being single, famous friends and of course her superstar dog, Raymond. Oh, and the really important stuff – teeth.

Emily's book Everyone Died So I Got A Dog is available

⁠here⁠

Listen to her podcast

⁠Walking the Dog⁠

For more information on the

⁠Hoffman Process⁠

Icelandic for ‘snow with flakes as big as dog’s paws’ – HUNDSLAPPADRÍFA

We think the quote we referred to might not be Anton Chekhov after all, but rather Leo Tolstoy: “All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way”

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Produced by Mike Hanson for Pod People Productions

Music by Jake Yapp

Cover design by Jaijo

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Olaf’s Art Club with guest Olaf Falafel

Namaste Motherf**kers

11/14/24 • 68 min

In this episode, Cally talks to comedian, author and illustrator Olaf Falafel about cheese, truth, reinvention, illustration, ideas, plagiarism, creativity, school, jokes, social media, ageing and farts.

Instagram: @olaffalafel

Tik Tok: @olaffalafel

Olaf’s books and more

Olaf makes Trump out of a whoopee cushions & a croissant

Olaf’s A-ha spoof

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Instagram: @callybeatoncomedian

Twitter: @callybeaton

Produced by Mike Hanson for Pod People Productions

Instagram: @podpeopleuk

Music by Jake Yapp

Cover art by Jaijo

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39: Cally's Christmas Cracker

Namaste Motherf**kers

12/27/21 • 31 min

In this episode, Cally and the NMF team pull together their favourite guests' jokes of the year as well as giving you some of their own. Strap in. And hold your sides.
Rest in Peace Norm Macdonald
Larry Miller's Five Levels of Drinking
More about Cally
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Twitter: @callybeaton
Produced by Mike Hanson and Karoush Adhamy for Pod People Productions
Instagram: @podpeopleuk
Music by Jake Yapp
Cover art by Jaijo
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17: Some Stereotypes I Can Live With with guest Stephen K Amos

Namaste Motherf**kers

07/26/21 • 58 min

In this episode Cally talks to comedian, TV and radio personality, Stephen K Amos, about friendship, family, age, loss, inspirational teachers, Twitter, race and being a twin.
Twitter: @stephenkamos
Instagram: @stephenkamos
I Used To Say My Mother is Shirley Bassey
BBC Pilgrimage – The Road To Rome
Stephen in ‘My Night With Reg’ at the Turbine Theatre 21st July to 21st August 2021
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Instagram: @callybeatoncomedian
Produced by Mike Hanson and Koroush Adhamy for Pod People Productions.
Music by Jake Yapp
Cover art by Jaijo
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Make Love Not War with guest Professor Matthew Williams

Namaste Motherf**kers

09/14/23 • 72 min

In this episode Cally talks to one of the world's leading criminologists - Professor Matt Williams - about hate, prejudice, hope, reinvention, homophobia, shame, empathy, radicalisation, rehabilitation, AI, trolls, Trump, Andrew Tate and the Mo Salah Liverpool football club effect.

Twitter: @MattLWilliams

Matt’s Book – The Science of Hate

HateLab

More about Cally

Instagram: @callybeatoncomedian

Twitter: @callybeaton

Produced by Mike Hanson for Pod People Productions

Twitter: @podpeopleuk

Instagram: @podpeopleuk

Music by Jake Yapp

Cover Art by Jaijo Design

Sponsorship: [email protected]

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Happy Hour with guest Al Murray

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09/21/23 • 65 min

In this episode Cally talks to Al Murray about drums, kids, vasectomies, Brexit, the pub landlord, boarding school, artificial intelligence, Harry Hill and the Second World War.

Twitter: @almurray

Instagram: @thealmurray

Al’s books/tour/stuff

Crown Jewels

What’s that Lady Doing by Lou Sanders

The largest drum kit in the world

More about Cally

Instagram: @callybeatoncomedian

Twitter: @callybeaton

Produced by Mike Hanson for Pod People Productions

Twitter: @podpeopleuk

Instagram: @podpeopleuk

Music by Jake Yapp

Cover Art by Jaijo Design

Sponsorship: [email protected]

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Tick Tock Tick Tock with guest Mark Simmons

Namaste Motherf**kers

01/12/23 • 69 min

In this episode, Cally talks to comedian Mark Simmons about Mums, sons, Ethernet cables, therapy, break-ups, crying, dreams, Zoom comedy, tampons, TikTok, Taekwondo, tour support, bad gigs, good gigs and jokes.

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Twitter: @JokesWithMark

Instagram: @jokeswithmark

Tik Tok: @jokeswithmarksimmons

Mark’s UK tour dates for Quip Off The Mark

Jokes with Mark podcast

Mark with Seann Walsh in ‘One For The Road’ on BBC3

Bob Monkhouse ‘The Last Stand’ 2016

More about Cally

Instagram: @callybeatoncomedian

Twitter: @callybeaton

Produced by Mike Hanson for Pod People Productions

Instagram: @podpeopleuk

Music by Jake Yapp

Cover art by Jaijo

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The Bald and the Beautiful with Guest Zoe Lyons

Namaste Motherf**kers

10/06/22 • 64 min

In this episode, Cally talks to comedian and presenter Zoe Lyons about alopecia, running, mindfulness, menopause, childhood, going grey, anxiety, TV formats, paddle boarding, diving, survival and wild-pooing.

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Twitter: @zoelyons

Instagram: @zoelyonscomedy

Zoe’s website & tour dates

My Octopus Teacher on Netflix

Get 5% off your next mattress at emma-mattess.co.uk

More about Cally

Instagram: @callybeatoncomedian

Twitter: @callybeaton

Produced by Mike Hanson and Kourosh Adhamy for Pod People Productions

Twitter: @podpeopleuk

Instagram: @podpeopleuk

Music by Jake Yapp

Cover Art by Jaijo Design

Sponsorship: [email protected]

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After Death: Emily Dean from Series One

Namaste Motherf**kers

09/22/22 • 54 min

One more episode for Back to School season showcasing broadcaster, writer, and podcaster, Emily Dean, who was our guest on episode four in series one.

More about Cally

Instagram: @callybeatoncomedian

Twitter: @callybeaton

Produced by Mike Hanson and Kourosh Adhamy for Pod People Productions

Twitter: @podpeopleuk

Instagram: @podpeopleuk

Music by Jake Yapp

Cover Art by Jaijo Design

Sponsorship: [email protected]

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Anchor Man with guest Krishnan Guru-Murthy

Namaste Motherf**kers

09/19/24 • 62 min

In this episode, Cally talks to Krishnan Guru-Murthy about politicians, fame, Strictly, dads, kids, Oxford, regrets, career changes, interviewing Jimmy Saville, weight loss and daring to dream.

Instagram: @krishgm

Twitter: @krishgm

Krishnan interviewing Jimmy Saville

Cally’s Namaste Motherf**king Auddy interview

More about Cally

Instagram: @callybeatoncomedian

Twitter: @callybeaton

Produced by Mike Hanson for Pod People Productions

Instagram: @podpeopleuk

Music by Jake Yapp

Cover art by Jaijo

Part of the Auddy Network