MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.

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S3E046: I Know What it is but if You Ask Me I Don’t

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04/22/24 • 95 min

Complaining about the Internet, Disney is the reason why children’s sports suck, the American scam.
Sumo explains additional dimensions, physics, and String Theory. No one knows what time is.
Dolores Cannon and past life regression, measuring time which doesn’t exist, Star Seeds and Einstein was an idiot.
Adam Apollo is Sumo’s favorite guy on the Internet.
World War 3 continues to almost start but not quite.
Things are expensive in America now because there’s less illegal immigration.
The Emperor’s New Clothes and the only way out is to scam even harder.
Tartaria, the San Francisco Palace of Fine Arts, new 9/11 videos suddenly appearing, old
Spanish Flu photos of people wearing masks and other things being poofed into existence.
Reality is created by looking at it.
Physics and particle accelerators, did any of these subatomic particles even exist before we started looking for them?
Your belief defines reality, can the universe exist without conscious observers? The universe is made out of language.
Magic spells are just belief aids and how to profit off our reality.
Links
Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions by Edwin A. Abbott
Miegakure
Adam Apollo
The Lost History of Flat Earth Volume 1 Complete
Tartaria, An Exposition, and its Plot Hole
Lost History of Flat Earth 2: End

More Links
www.MAPSOC.org
Follow Sumo on Twitter
Alternate Current Radio
Support the Show!
Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon
Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea
Sumo's Substacks

Holy is He Who Wrestles
Modern Pulp

S2/E002: Psychic Dog Canon

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12/13/21 • 170 min

What is canon, and why does it matter? Dogs that know when their owners are coming home. Discussion with Matthew Kressel about canon.
LINKS:
Matthew Kressel
Our Man On The Hill by Matthew Kressel
MAPSOC.ORG
The Saint Nicholas Project
Follow us on Twitter: Sumo / Smokestack

Ep. 083: Clown World Epistemic Apocalypse

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08/02/21 • 115 min

Fake viruses. We’re not talking about Chris Chan. Is “The Science” here in the room with us right now? Mailbag: Jon & Carlito. Nephilim looked like clowns? Personal sovereignty. What’s real, and what’s fake, regarding governmental authority?

S3E063: The Shank Tank

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11/12/24 • 77 min

The Elections!
Martial arts, Aikido, numerology and symbolism.
Predictions for Trump’s next term in office, a new World Fair, Trump is the new Caesar.
The purpose of a system is what it does.
Liberal tears, love your enemy and why the Illuminati is good.
Winning the big fight.
Ending Music:

Spiritual State (Tribe Special Edition Mix) by Nujabes

S3E019: Lunar Cartography

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07/10/23 • 91 min

Zombie movies and TV shows. There’s not a lot of zombies in ancient folklore. Sumo’s film thesis is that they’re a result of modern society and automation.

Sumo offends all the nerds.

If you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse just wear some layers.

The Mystical American Patriots Society is working on the zombie vaccine and genuinely saving lives.

The Moon Map! How map projections work. Everything is an inversion and that’s the Devil’s one major trick. As above, so below. Star Magic and what if things people built here below created things above.

Everything about the moon is too crazy.

Science is an alternative creation myth for an alternative religion. Science exists so man can mythologize away God and justify living a life of sin.

Black conspiracy theorists are always super smart and on the cutting edge or they’re completely insane. There’s no middle ground.

Magnetic and electric fields. Do they maybe match the lines of latitude and longitude? Are electric fields male while magnetic fields are female?

Plasma may be sentient. What if angels are plasma beings?

The moon map shows a lot of extra land out there. Do we live in a puddle melted by the sun as it slowly rotates around a larger circle over the period of a Great Year?

There are more Muslims in Europe now than there used to be, and a lot of white Europeans may convert to Islam because Christianity has failed.

Are you your heart or your intellect?

Check out the new website at www.mapsoc.org.

Sumo hates plot holes.
Shownotes

The Moon Map

Selenetical Physics Vol. 1: An Exercise in Visual Pattern Recognition

Selenetical Physics Vol. 2: Reflections on the Electric Field

Vibes of Cosmos on YouTube

1965 Scientist Claims the Moon is Plasma

The Great Year

Owen Cyclops Twitter Thread

Ep. 065: Satanic Panic

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04/05/21 • 103 min

Merch has landed at MAPSOC.ORG. Marks of the Beast, big and small. MAPS Ag. Pop-satanism for tweens. The Satanic Panic of the 80’s and 90’s, The McMartin Preschool, and their connection to the FBI “Finders” disclosure. Souls for sale. Sumo’s flying lessons update.

LINKS:
Submit content to MAPS Agriculture by emailing smkstck[atsymbol]protonmail[dot]ch
Michelle Remembers, By Lawrence PazderThe Finders Papers (FBI Link)

S3E039: Celestial Mafia Godfathers with Special Guest Gary Wayne

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01/29/24 • 100 min

About Gary Wayne’s book The Genesis 6 Conspiracy and it’s upcoming sequel.
Two Genesis creation stories and pre-Adamic humans? Was Adam created after Day 7?
Giants, Goliath, King Og, Gilgamesh, how big were they?

Two different lines of humans and how does that affect us today? The Nachash, a serpentine race, Seraphim are dragons and angels don’t tend to get their hands dirty.
Noah had pure human DNA.
The Angelic Rebellion and why were the giants created?
There are giants and monsters in every single ancient culture, it can’t all just be allegorical or metaphorical. The same stories are told on every continent, the flood, god rebelling, etc. Plus there’s pyramids built on every continent too.
Why don’t we see all this stuff happening today?
Nephilim traits like red hair, RH Negative blood, and elite bloodlines.
Serpent/Dragon/Reptilian gods are in every ancient culture around the world.
Secret societies, Masons and their plans throughout history.
Nimrod and secret knowledge from Hermes, the Tower of Babel incident, the Last Days will be like the “Days of Noah.”
The chronology of pre-history.
How do you live today knowing all these things?
What are the ultimate goals of the secret societies, Nephilim and fallen angels? Counterfeiting the Anti-Christ and Jesus is the ultimate solution.
What’s in those bags all the depictions of ancient gods are always holding?
Links:
The Genesis 6 Conspiracy: How Secret Societies and the Descendants of Giants Plan to Enslave Humankind

www.genesis6conspiracy.com

S3E044: Legalism Gone Wild

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04/08/24 • 141 min

The eclipse is impossible, and no one uses the heliocentric model to predict anything.
Eclipses are predicted using an ancient method called the Saros Cycle.
Don’t be afraid about all the weird stuff happening during the eclipse.
Red heifers, the shoe thing, Sumo’s anti-Semitic tirade.
Earthquakes, as above so below as a cosmic principle, gambling on the eclipse, gambling on gambling, scams within ponzi schemes.
Looking for numerology in eclipse news articles.
If you look at anything too hard it’ll fall apart but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true, ish.
More flat-Earth talk, getting into science for status vs genuine curiosity.
Fully automated stores and fake A.I.
Sumo advocates for slavery.
The purpose of a system is what it does.
It’s all someone else’s fault.
Oh, and P. Diddy is the Black Jeffrey Epstein.
Interview with a Catholic Hindu

Watching changes in Catholicism happen in real time, why the Trad movement happened, what you think is trad is actually from a previous revolutionary cycle.
Orthodoxy is a joke.
Demons and the end of the world.
Declaring the Pope infallible was the jumping of the shark, no one actually cares about being logically consistent with their faith, pew-fodder.
Links
Humans have been predicting eclipses for thousands of years, but it’s harder than you might think
How NASA uses the Saros Cycle to predict eclipses (from their own website)

S3E064: Non-Disclosure Canada Show with Special Guest Horace Finkelstein

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11/18/24 • 98 min

The Mike Tyson/Jake Paul boxing match, everything is not real.
The non-disclosure agreement of the cosmos. The Book of Job, the Parable of the Wheat and Tears, too much light and purity.
Maybe the passions of the flesh are what keeps the game going.
Death is the grand joke and every story needs an antagonist.
Horace Finkelstein Interview

Politics and immigration in Canada, Indians and Filipinos, the Sikh community and Sikh Zionists.
Why is Canada so left-wing?
Celebrities always threatening to flee to Canada.
Indian birth rates.
How do the French feel about immigration?
The incel movement.
What issues are Canadians moving right on?
Pretending to be aboriginal, respecting the grift.
Nothing ever happens.
Links
Horace Finkelstein on Twitter

S3E035: Joseph Campbell’s Conspiracy Journey with Special Guest Alec Ryrie

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11/20/23 • 133 min

Recycling is fake, Sumo’s female environmentalist friend and sometimes there is justice in the world.
Washington and Oregon are mostly deserts.
Sumo talks about how crazy submarines are for a while.
This is a “Meta Conspiracy” podcast for a more advanced audience.
Meta Conspiracy axioms: they always have to tell you, reality is consent-based, loosh harvesting or consent farming, how narratives are created, debt-based power and spell crafting.
The new Meta Conspiracy proposal, “The Weavers”.
It appears that every conspiracy has been woven into a grand arch-conspiracy. The same archetypes appear everywhere in the world, no matter the culture.
There’s a hidden reality behind several layers of narratives and a metaphysical force guides narratives in the same way every time.
Don’t ask questions.
Interview with Alec Ryrie

The Bible and the Reformation.
The Protestant Bible vs. the Catholic Bible and how we got to where we are now.
Links
Alec Ryrie’s YouTube playlist

S3E030: Everything is Star Magic with Special Guest Tom Barnett

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