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My Crummy Teen Poetry

My Crummy Teen Poetry

Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz

Each episode Eric Peter Schwartz and his son, Daniel Schwartz, take apart some of Eric's horrible teenage poetry.
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My Crummy Teen Poetry - Episode 4: Rumbling Above

Episode 4: Rumbling Above

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09/17/19 • -1 min

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In this episode... history class looms large and lops off someone's head. Also, how do you add sound effects in a poem? Find out. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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My Crummy Teen Poetry - Episode 13: Celestial Orgasm

Episode 13: Celestial Orgasm

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11/19/19 • -1 min

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Behold the molten excitement sneeze of fireworks. #glitterbathbomb
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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My Crummy Teen Poetry - Episode 7: Keeping My Distance

Episode 7: Keeping My Distance

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10/08/19 • -1 min

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All we are trying to do is "keep you from the low". Have a vomit bag ready. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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My Crummy Teen Poetry - Episode 1: Words from the Walrus
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08/27/19 • -1 min

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Oh... how edgy Eric was. Charles Manson... The Beatles. Red flag. Poetry with intent to do harm.
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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My Crummy Teen Poetry - Episode 14: Within Her Walls

Episode 14: Within Her Walls

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11/26/19 • -1 min

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Before you click "play", ready yourself for this one. No really. Take a breath and have a drink. The poem that could end the Schwartz bloodline. #supervirgin
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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My Crummy Teen Poetry - Episode 12: Sloppy Dreams

Episode 12: Sloppy Dreams

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11/12/19 • -1 min

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Young Eric is looking for someone to point the finger at for his... um... yeah... that part is unclear. Analyze the love!!
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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My Crummy Teen Poetry - Episode 2: Greedy Eyes

Episode 2: Greedy Eyes

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09/03/19 • -1 min

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In this episode, a strange, bad, passive-aggressive declaration of... love?
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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My Crummy Teen Poetry - Episode 10: Naked in the Face of God
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10/29/19 • -1 min

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In this episode - something in Eric's past made him want to strip to the buff and confess in his maker's face. His maker, we are sure, didn't appreciate the gesture.
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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My Crummy Teen Poetry - Episode 6: Soundtrack of My Love
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10/01/19 • -1 min

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This episode... anybody can write a love song, except me, apparently.
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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My Crummy Teen Poetry - Episode 3: The Clown Dies

Episode 3: The Clown Dies

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09/10/19 • -1 min

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Today... a well-worn cliche... DIES! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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How many episodes does My Crummy Teen Poetry have?

My Crummy Teen Poetry currently has 15 episodes available.

What topics does My Crummy Teen Poetry cover?

The podcast is about Poetry, Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on My Crummy Teen Poetry?

The episode title 'Episode 15: Just Me and the Bats' is the most popular.

How often are episodes of My Crummy Teen Poetry released?

Episodes of My Crummy Teen Poetry are typically released every 7 days, 1 hour.

When was the first episode of My Crummy Teen Poetry?

The first episode of My Crummy Teen Poetry was released on Aug 27, 2019.

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