Chapter 12: Anatomy of a Murder

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04/18/19 • 111 min

In this Episode: The debut of a new song, Siren and Harpy, Alice is bad at lies, Davide's one positive comment about Sheriff Keller, Jason's Voice, Fiona's guide to vehicular bong rips, Clown Talk, and, of course, Cheryl.

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April Fools: Season 5 Episode 12: Reckoning

bwom Bwom BWOM BWOM WHIDDLE WHIDDLE WHEE WHEE bwom Bwom BWOM BWOM all my dreams are falling down.. crawling around.... SOMEBODY SAAAAAVE MEEEEE

this April Fools we take you to an alternate universe where instead of riverdale this podcast is about a cw show where adults play teens, where the lead's shirt comes off at the drop of a hat to show his rippling abs, where an evil suit dad and a salt of the earth flannel dad battle for the soul of a young man and consistent characterisation is a fake idea..HEY WAIT A MINUTE

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Chapter 13: The Sweet Hereafter

HI EVERYONE IT'S' THE SEASON 1 FINALE (sorry its so so late, davide's mental health shut down again but we are back and ready)

In this episode: Fiona's guide to getting hustled by your own furniture, two idiots who live in cities attempt to talk AUTHORITATIVELY about livestock, davide is an empathic person with a gentle heart (he also wrote this summary), a history of balloons, what podcasts would riverdale characters have, archie fails the breakdel test, Marvel Presents: Slimy Greasy Alien (2018), fiona's deep worry about teenager's wearing appropriate clothes , davide makes a shameful confession and as ever , beautifully and inflammatory cheryl.

Just as a heads up towards the ends there’s a discussion of suicide ideation and attempts in relation to one of the cast

If you don’t social media here is a link to the deleted scene we discuss https://youtu.be/Sgh7_MVZA4w