
The Santa Clause Vs. Jingle All The Way (Ep. 0019)
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12/24/21 • 62 min
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What started as the Movie Wars Christmas episode turned into a battle of deadbeat dads. Tune in as Kyle, Drew, and Phil determine who made Santa's naughty list. Or better yet, who gets the Turboman?
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Jingle All The Way
Workaholic Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger) wants to make things up to his son, Jamie (Jake Lloyd), and wife, Liz (Rita Wilson). He promises to get Jamie the hottest toy of the season, Turbo-Man -- even though it's Christmas Eve and the toy is practically sold out. As Langston hunts down the elusive gift, he runs into mailman Myron (Sinbad), another father on the same quest. With the clock winding down, Langston's moral code is tested as he starts to learn the real meaning of Christmas.
- Rating:
- PG
- Genre:
- Comedy, Other, Kids & Family
- Original Language:
- English
- Director:
- Brian Levant
- Producer:
- Michael Barnathan, Chris Columbus, Mark Radcliffe
- Writer:
- Randy Kornfield
- Release Date (Streaming):
- Nov 3, 1998
- Box Office (Gross USA):
- $60.6M
- Runtime:
- 1h 28m
(Rotten Tomatoes https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jingle_all_the_way)
The Santa Clause
Divorced dad Scott (Tim Allen) has custody of his son (Eric Lloyd) on Christmas Eve. After he accidentally kills a man in a Santa suit, they are magically transported to the North Pole, where an elf explains that Scott must take Santa's place before the next Christmas arrives. Scott thinks he's dreaming, but over the next several months he gains weight and grows an inexplicably white beard. Maybe that night at the North Pole wasn't a dream after all -- and maybe Scott has a lot of work to do.
- Rating:
- PG
- Genre:
- Other, Comedy, Kids & Family
- Original Language:
- English
- Director:
- John Pasquin
- Producer:
- Bobby Newmyer, Brian Reilly, Jeffrey Silver
- Writer:
- Leo Benvenuti, Steve Rudnick
- Release Date (Theaters):
- Nov 11, 1994 Wide
- Release Date (Streaming):
- Sep 7, 2004
- Box Office (Gross USA):
- $145.5M
- Runtime:
- 1h 37m
(Courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/santa_clause)
What started as the Movie Wars Christmas episode turned into a battle of deadbeat dads. Tune in as Kyle, Drew, and Phil determine who made Santa's naughty list. Or better yet, who gets the Turboman?
Click here to become a Movie Wars Patron! Support Movie Wars for the price of a latte’ a month. A $7 contribution helps us make more content(eventual bonus features), grow the show, and feed our children. And isn’t that what it’s about? The children.
Jingle All The Way
Workaholic Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger) wants to make things up to his son, Jamie (Jake Lloyd), and wife, Liz (Rita Wilson). He promises to get Jamie the hottest toy of the season, Turbo-Man -- even though it's Christmas Eve and the toy is practically sold out. As Langston hunts down the elusive gift, he runs into mailman Myron (Sinbad), another father on the same quest. With the clock winding down, Langston's moral code is tested as he starts to learn the real meaning of Christmas.
- Rating:
- PG
- Genre:
- Comedy, Other, Kids & Family
- Original Language:
- English
- Director:
- Brian Levant
- Producer:
- Michael Barnathan, Chris Columbus, Mark Radcliffe
- Writer:
- Randy Kornfield
- Release Date (Streaming):
- Nov 3, 1998
- Box Office (Gross USA):
- $60.6M
- Runtime:
- 1h 28m
(Rotten Tomatoes https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jingle_all_the_way)
The Santa Clause
Divorced dad Scott (Tim Allen) has custody of his son (Eric Lloyd) on Christmas Eve. After he accidentally kills a man in a Santa suit, they are magically transported to the North Pole, where an elf explains that Scott must take Santa's place before the next Christmas arrives. Scott thinks he's dreaming, but over the next several months he gains weight and grows an inexplicably white beard. Maybe that night at the North Pole wasn't a dream after all -- and maybe Scott has a lot of work to do.
- Rating:
- PG
- Genre:
- Other, Comedy, Kids & Family
- Original Language:
- English
- Director:
- John Pasquin
- Producer:
- Bobby Newmyer, Brian Reilly, Jeffrey Silver
- Writer:
- Leo Benvenuti, Steve Rudnick
- Release Date (Theaters):
- Nov 11, 1994 Wide
- Release Date (Streaming):
- Sep 7, 2004
- Box Office (Gross USA):
- $145.5M
- Runtime:
- 1h 37m
(Courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/santa_clause)
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens Vs. Star Trek (2009) (Ep. 0018)
It’s hard to argue that Star Wars and Star Trek have two of the most dedicated fan bases in film history. JJ Abrams took on the challenge of reviving these two beloved franchises with Star Wars: The Force Awakens and Star Trek (2009). Traverse the galaxies with the Movie Wars crew as they examine these intergalactic giants.
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Film Summaries:
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Thirty years after the defeat of the Galactic Empire, the galaxy faces a new threat from the evil Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) and the First Order. When a defector named Finn crash-lands on a desert planet, he meets Rey (Daisy Ridley), a tough scavenger whose droid contains a top-secret map. Together, the young duo joins forces with Han Solo (Harrison Ford) to make sure the Resistance receives the intelligence concerning the whereabouts of Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill), the last of the Jedi Knights.
- Rating:
- PG-13 (Sci-Fi Action Violence)
- Genre:
- Sci-Fi, Adventure, Action, Fantasy
- Original Language:
- English
- Director:
- J.J. Abrams
- Producer:
- Kathleen Kennedy, J.J. Abrams, Bryan Burk
- Writer:
- Lawrence Kasdan, J.J. Abrams, Michael Arndt
- Release Date (Theaters):
- Dec 18, 2015 Wide
- Release Date (Streaming):
- Apr 5, 2016
- Box Office (Gross USA):
- $123
- Runtime:
- 2h 16m
- Distributor:
- Walt Disney
(Info courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens)
Star Trek (2009)
Aboard the USS Enterprise, the most-sophisticated starship ever built, a novice crew embarks on its maiden voyage. Their path takes them on a collision course with Nero (Eric Bana), a Romulan commander whose mission of vengeance threatens all mankind. If humanity would survive, a rebellious young officer named James T. Kirk (Chris Pine) and a coolly logical Vulcan named Spock (Zachary Quinto) must move beyond their rivalry and find a way to defeat Nero before it is too late.
- Rating:
- PG-13 (Sci-Fi Action|Brief Sexual Content|Violence)
- Genre:
- Sci-Fi, Adventure, Action, Fantasy
- Original Language:
- English
- Director:
- J.J. Abrams
- Producer:
- J.J. Abrams, Damon Lindelof
- Writer:
- Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman
- Release Date (Theaters):
- May 7, 2009 Wide
- Release Date (Streaming):
- Nov 17, 2009
- Box Office (Gross USA):
- $257.7M
(Info Courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_trek_11)
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FIrst Blood Vs. Commando (Ep. 0020)
First Blood and Commando - these two films became the blueprint for the modern action movie. While these films have completely different tones, they share the same core: they're built around the concept of the one-man-army while yielding two of the most recognizable and iconic action stars to ever grace the big screen.
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Film Summaries:
Commando
Retired Special Forces soldier John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) lives with daughter Jenny (Alyssa Milano) in isolation, but his privacy is disturbed by former commander Franklin Kirby (James Olson), who warns him that his fellow soldiers are getting killed one by one. After Kirby leaves, Jenny is kidnapped by former Latin American dictator Arius (Dan Hedaya), who wants Matrix to restore him to power. Instead, Matrix sets out to take down the rogue leader and rescue his daughter.
- Rating:
- R
- Genre:
- Action
- Original Language:
- English
- Director:
- Mark L. Lester
- Producer:
- Joel Silver
- Writer:
- Matthew Weisman, Jeph Loeb, Steven E. de Souza, Steven E. de Souza
- Release Date (Theaters):
- Oct 4, 1985 Wide
- Release Date (Streaming):
- Nov 1, 2005
- Box Office (Gross USA):
- $34.9M
- Runtime:
- 1h 30m
- Distributor:
- 20th Century Fox
(Info courtesy of Rotten Tomatoeshttps://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1004567-commando)
First Blood
Vietnam veteran and drifter John J. Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) wanders into a small Washington town in search of an old friend, but is met with intolerance and brutality by the local sheriff, Will Teasle (Brian Dennehy). When Teasle and his deputies restrain and shave Rambo, he flashes back to his time as a prisoner of war and unleashes his fury on the officers. He narrowly escapes the manhunt, but it will take his former commander (Richard Crenna) to save the hunters from the hunted.
- Rating:
- R
- Genre:
- Action, Adventure
- Original Language:
- English
- Director:
- Ted Kotcheff
- Producer:
- Buzz Feitshans, Herb Nanas
- Writer:
- Michael Kozoll, William Sackheim, Sylvester Stallone, David Morrell
- Release Date (Streaming):
- Nov 23, 2004
- Runtime:
- 1h 35m
(Info courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/first_blood)
Movie Wars - The Santa Clause Vs. Jingle All The Way (Ep. 0019)
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What started as the Movie Wars Christmas episode turned into a battle of deadbeat dads. Tune in as Kyle, Drew, and Phil determine who made Santa's naughty list. Or better yet, who gets the Turboman?
Click here to become a Movie Wars Patron! Support Movie Wars for the price of a latteâ a month. A $7 contribution helps us make more content(eventual bonus features), grow the show, and feed our children. And isnât that what itâs about? The children.
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The Santa Clause Vs. Jingle All The Way (Ep. 0019) Top Questions Answered
What is the summary of the movie "Jingle All The Way"?
"Jingle All The Way" is about a workaholic father's quest to get the popular Turbo-Man toy for his son and discovering the true meaning of Christmas.
When was the movie "Jingle All The Way" released?
"Jingle All The Way" was released on November 3, 1998.
Who directed the movie "Jingle All The Way"?
"Jingle All The Way" was directed by Brian Levant.
How much did "Jingle All The Way" gross at the box office?
"Jingle All The Way" grossed $60.6 million at the box office.
What is the summary of the movie "The Santa Clause"?
In "The Santa Clause," a divorced father accidentally becomes Santa after he causes harm to someone wearing a Santa suit, and he must take on the role before the next Christmas arrives.
When was the movie "The Santa Clause" released?
"The Santa Clause" was released on November 11, 1994.
Who directed the movie "The Santa Clause"?
"The Santa Clause" was directed by John Pasquin.
How much did "The Santa Clause" gross at the box office?
"The Santa Clause" grossed $145.5 million at the box office.
What are the genres of the movie "Jingle All The Way"?
The genres of "Jingle All The Way" include comedy, other, and kids & family.
What are the genres of the movie "The Santa Clause"?
The genres of "The Santa Clause" include other, comedy, and kids & family.
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