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Mosquito Springs Paranormal - Zombie Assistant

07/03/21 • 6 min

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Bobby Ray becomes suspicious of government manufactured mosquitoes that are taking his blood and turning people into walking laboratories, and Lyle at the mortuary has a customer repeat on him. Kinda like that burrito last night. The zombie special is on the menu as a client just won't stay put until a turn of events solves the problem of the pesky poltergeist.
This week's podcast was brought to you by Gunny Lingers, the only indoor shooting range where you can "linger" in your very own Lazy Boy Recliner while you hits the bullseye. You too can be a Gunny Lingers master.
Any references to the "Front Porch Crazy" podcast is the same podcast as "Mosquito Springs". FPC was the original name of the podcast before Big D got a better idea. Always look for the "Mosquito Springs" podcast here and on your favorite podcast player.

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07/03/21 • 6 min

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Mosquito Springs Paranormal - Zombie Assistant

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(Comedy country banjo music) 0:00
Big D 0:15
howdy y’all. welcome to Mosquito Springs, Texas. Grab something cold from the ice chest and come up join us on the front porch.
Bobby Ray 0:22
Hey, Big D, did you know that Mosquitos were bioengineered by the government to take samples of our blood?
Big D 0:30
what are you talking about, Bobby Ray?
Bobby Ray 0:32
If I’m lying I’m dying. I mean think about it. They don’t serve no other purpose except to get blood sampl

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