Mocktails Or Messy

Ryan Frankowski & Kelly Mizgorski

We've had a messy past and we'd liked to talk about. We're talking about the debauchery and the train wrecks 🤪 that led us to get out of the cycles we get stuck in 🙏 . Let's have happy 🥂 hour with mocktails, accompanied by traditional cocktails. Hosts, Ryan & Kelly explore the world of non-alcoholic innovative mocktail beverages and dive deep into finding the best brands on the market with a taste test to compare it to the real-deal cocktail. Kelly is a drinker and Ryan is a Mocktail'er. After a hiatus of 10 years these Ex's who couldn't stand each lived in different cities, now have reconnected back in their hometown. Kelly got married 💒 to Ryan's best friend, another Polish-American 🇵🇱 "Ryan" wtf. Now these untraditional friends Kelly & Ryan revisit college times, their messy 20's, pre & post children, describing the unforgettable moments such as troubles with the law. Now in their 30s, they blend past with present including Ryan's new journey of 5 months completely dry of everything. Ryan been taking a pause from the sauce + green. Kelly’s comedic escapades as a fun-loving mom continues to enjoys her wine 🍷 nights. They team up to get messy with their interviews indulging in drinks while laughing with drinkers and non-drinkers alike, all over some innovative Mocktails or even the real deal Cock 🍸 . Will you be drinking "Mocktails" OR "Messy" cocktail? No judgment either way Ryan the "Dry Bi Guy" wants to prove to the curious ones, that having a mocktail in a fancy glass + garnish 🍃 , you can get that "Placebo Effect Tipsy" feeling. Of course you would want to be accompanied by your wild, fun drinking friends such as Kelly the "Mistful 🚿 Mrs. Messy". Whether you’re sober-curious, a mindful drinker, a messy boozehound (no judgments) or just looking for a laugh, we’re here to get MESSY with a NEW happy 🍻 hour experience for everyone! So, grab a drink—alcoholic or Mock—and get ready for a wild, sexy, hilarious , yet mindful ride with “Mocktails Or Messy”! 🍸/🤪 Let's relive the good old or MESSY days.

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Ryan & Kelly: Mending Hearts & the Magic of Friendship | EP2

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01/24/24 • 43 min

Ever wondered how the transition from a carefree, single life to the whirlwind of motherhood affects a woman's sense of self? Grab a mocktail or messy cocktail and join us in an honest exploration of a sober-curious lifestyle, the evolution of parenthood, and the beauty found in the chaos of raising tiny humans. Ryan & Kelly reminisce about the days before children—how pregnancy prompted Kelly to put the wine glasses down and how our adventures have shifted from solo exploits to family escapades. We're toasting to milestones and sharing personal anecdotes, like the time a champagne cork made a surprise attack during our recording, all while affirming the enduring bonds of friendship that have only strengthened since our middle school days.
Life throws curveballs, and they don't always miss. When a breakup brings our world crashing down, we're right there in the trenches together, unpacking the messiness of separating lives entwined both personally and professionally. From family squabbles to career consequences, we're diving into the resilience it takes to start over and the invaluable role a solid support network plays in the healing process. Expect a few laughs too, as we recount those moments that make you double-take, like bizarre requests from a med student oddly fascinated with feet and the unexpected health tips that emerge in the most unlikely conversations.
The journey doesn't end with the laughter, though. We're opening up about my battle with postpartum depression and anxiety, contrasting my vastly different experiences with both children. We celebrate being better equipped the second time around and emphasize the importance of preparedness and support in navigating these challenges. So, as we wrap up this episode of "Mocktails are Messy," we're raising our non-alcoholic glass & traditional alcoholic for the normies to the power of friendship, the courage it takes to rebuild, and the warmth that comes from mutual support. It's not just about the mess—it's about finding the joy and humor in every spilled drink and unexpected spill of life.

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Allison Park: Musican, Podcaster Talks Unreal Industry Standards | Pilot EP003

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10/07/22 • 41 min

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#45: Blake Lively's Set Struggles & Ryan's Sobriety Milestone

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01/17/25 • 36 min

Why would someone as powerful as Blake Lively tolerate unprofessional behavior on set? Join us as we tackle this question and many others in a rollercoaster episode filled with candid conversations and surprising twists. We celebrate our dear friend Ryan's incredible milestone—one year of sobriety—with laughter and a quest for the perfect non-alcoholic red wine. Just as the toasts and tales of triumph flow, an unexpected visit from Ryan's ex, Stephanie, spices up our celebration in ways we never anticipated.
The drama doesn't stop there. We confront pressing issues in Hollywood, discussing troubling allegations surrounding Justin Baldoni's behavior towards Blake Lively. Amidst this serious discourse, we touch upon the broader implications of power dynamics and unprofessionalism in the industry, drawing parallels with other high-profile relationships like Beyoncé and Jay-Z. Our reflections become personal as we share experiences with verbal abuse, highlighting the courage needed to navigate these challenging waters.
Nostalgia takes center stage as we reminisce about reconnecting with old friends and the impact of simple gestures like sharing forgotten photos. We explore how personal choices, like cutting out caffeine, can significantly affect well-being, drawing inspiration from pop culture figures and songs that resonate with our journeys. As we wrap up, we embrace the theme of personal growth, discussing topics from sauna benefits to navigating life changes. With heartfelt gratitude, we thank our listeners—or as we affectionately call them, our mocktailers and cocktailers—for their unwavering support and wish everyone a happy and fulfilling new year.

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#25: "WithCo Cocktails" Rise to Walmart & Target

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07/10/24 • 26 min

How did a backyard party spark a nationwide phenomenon in the world of cocktails? Join us as Josh and Sean from Withco Cocktails share their incredible journey of turning a simple idea into a celebrated brand known for organic mixers made with real ingredients like lavender, rose, and garden mint. You'll hear firsthand about the humble beginnings, the challenges faced, and the sheer passion that propelled Withco into the spotlight. Whether you’re a cocktail connoisseur or a fan of non-alcoholic beverages, this episode offers something for everyone.
Discover the versatility and unmatched quality of Withco's mixers as we unpack how nine different products can create over 30 unique drink combinations. We’ll explore how Withco caters to a variety of preferences, from vodka and gin to tequila and champagne, without ever compromising on quality. Learn about their commitment to fresh ingredients and how it not only enhances flavor but also offers functional benefits. If you’ve ever wondered how high-quality cocktails can be both affordable and exceptional, this conversation is a must-listen.
In a more personal segment, we capture a heartfelt and playful exchange between Kelly and Ryan as they celebrate Ryan's six months of sobriety with a toast using Withco's mocktails & and Cock for Kell. We also take you behind the scenes of some unlicensed bar events that helped shape Withco's identity, including collaborations with prestigious venues and the excitement of turning small gatherings into unforgettable experiences. This episode is filled with warmth, camaraderie, and an inside look at what makes Withco Cocktails a standout brand.

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#47: Step Into Curated Chaos: From Cannabis T-Breaks to Cringe Confessions, Leading to Cosmic Growth!

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02/05/25 • 33 min

Ever wondered what it's like to take a break from cannabis and rediscover its magic? Our guests, Michael Rozzi and Keisha, share their experiences of a tolerance break and how it led them to savor the unique flavors of cannabis-infused beverages like spicy mango and blueberry once more. Together, we journey to Honcho, a vibrant queer festival in Pennsylvania, painted vividly as a liberating adult summer camp where art, music, and uninhibited self-expression reign supreme. Michael and Keisha's accounts make you feel the rhythm of freedom, inviting you to embrace an atmosphere where acceptance is the norm and new adventures await.
In this episode, we also explore the intriguing shift from corporate life to the spiritual path of astrology. Michael and Keisha open up about how astrology grew from simple magazine horoscopes to a profound tool for self-awareness, enriching their personal journeys. Between tales of late-blooming habits like partying and smoking and humorous stories of awkward dating escapades, we ensure a blend of laughter and life lessons. From orgy confessions to the relatable chaos of drunk texting, we wrap things up with a Q&A segment full of fun viewer questions and a generous serving of humor and personal growth.

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#39 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Recap + Ghostly Emotional Breakdowns

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10/25/24 • 31 min

Ever tried sipping on a Midnight Margarita while pondering life’s little messes? That’s exactly what we got up to in this episode of Mocktails Or Messy, as we spun tales of cocktails mixed with spooky flavors like blood orange and pomegranate juice. We spilled the beans about the reality of our friendship through the ages, alongside hilarious misadventures in organization. And yes, we even dared to tackle the appearance pressures of modern life—Botox, hair extensions, and all—while sharing a hard-learned lesson: haunted places are best left unbothered unless you’re truly ready for their ghostly consequences.
How do you feel about the transformation of the iconic Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? We explored the rise of influencer models like Gigi Hadid, and celebrated the inclusivity brought by plus-size queens like Ashley Graham. The stage was set with electrifying performances from artists like Tyla, and we couldn't help but wonder if the brand is keeping pace with the true allure of its models. Our chat navigated through nostalgia for veteran models, and a critical look at the strategic—or not-so-strategic—choices that sometimes overshadow the runway’s true stars.
Ever considered using red lipstick as blush? We uncovered this beauty hack while recounting our paranormal experience at the Omni William Penn Hotel, where eerie events seemed to amplify our emotions. Tales of a tragic salesman from 1922 and whispers of ghostly altercations added to the mystique of this haunted hotspot. Our personal revelations intermingled with the supernatural, leaving us with an undeniable curiosity about what lingers in the hotel's shadows. So grab your favorite mocktail, settle in, and join us for a laughter-filled, spine-tingling ride through beauty secrets and ghost stories.

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Dan Burda: Sipping Stories of Strength & Self Discovery | EP1

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01/17/24 • 48 min

When you're at a social gathering, your choice of drink can be as telling as the attire you wear. Dan Burda of Studio Raw Elite joins us to discuss the social and personal significance behind our selections of cocktails or mocktails. Our conversation whirls around Dan's affection for the Black Russian, the depth of his family history, and the ways we can ensure everyone's glass is filled with something that suits their journey, be it due to health, pregnancy, or personal preference. We're blending the stories behind our beverages with the authenticity and inclusivity that should be at the heart of every toast.
Transforming a hair salon into a sanctuary that draws parallels with the electric buzz of a nightclub, we traverse the path of overcoming obstacles with strength and grace. Dan shares with us the fiery trials of bouncing back from the ashes of a salon fire, weaving in the heartfelt tale of navigating the loss of a treasured life & business partner. Our discussion is a tapestry of resilience, the nurturing of young talent, and the embrace of self-love, proving that human connections can defy the myth that people are inherently negative yet can be positive forces in our lives.
Wrapping up with a reflection on life's poignant narratives, we celebrate Josh Kroll's triumph over a heart transplant and his career as a firefighter, a testament to living with purpose. We muse over the complexities of growing a business, 'people shopping' for lifelong companionships, and the importance of setting powerful intentions for the future. So, grab your favorite drink, be it a spirited cocktail or a thoughtful mocktail, and join us for this episode that promises to stir your soul and perhaps inspire a new outlook on your own life's story.
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Monte Taylor: Reality Star BB24 & The Challenge talks shop just after leaving the house. | Pilot EP002

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10/05/22 • 111 min

Just 1 week after leaving the Big Brother 24 house, Monte Taylor joins Ryan & Big Brother Fan Bryan’ to record an episode of the “Mocktails or Messy” podcast where nothing is off limits. We chat about everything from why he took Taylor to the final, losing to Taylor, hooking up with Taylor, the race-based alliance Kyle speculated about, Daniel’s confrontation over Nicole, Zingbot, and much more, all while drinking mock (Ritual Alternative Whiskey) & non-mock Old Fashioneds.

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#8: Embracing Life's Detours & Twists on Traditions

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03/13/24 • 30 min

As the sands of time slip through our fingers, we welcome the effervescent Jackie Flanagan to muse over the present moment, love, and the serendipitous detours of life. Our conversation is a kaleidoscope of experiences, spanning Jackie's leap from the allure of the non-profit world to embracing her true vocation. We traverse the landscape of emotional growth, touching on dating escapades and the tongue-in-cheek notion of seeking the next trip "across the pond" all the while sipping on the citrusy zest of a "Madras" cock & mock. These stories, laced with laughter and vulnerability, are a testament to the unpredictable journey that shapes Jackie's existence.
Whisked away by the charm of New Orleans, I recount the days that have etched a permanent joy in my soul. From slinging drinks at a bustling gay and lesbian bar to the pivot toward meaningful nonprofit work, these narratives celebrate the power of connection and the pursuit of passions. It's a homage to the cultural mosaic of the Big Easy, the unbreakable bonds of friendship that have been forged, and the fulfillment found in advocating for what truly matters. These shared memories reveal the vivid threads woven into the tapestry of my life's work and the communities I hold dear.
Amidst the laughter, we confront the sobering realities of divorce and the subsequent quest for identity. The raw honesty of my personal saga, from marrying at the twilight age of 60 to facing the stigmas of separation, underscores the complexities of life's second acts. We navigate the humorous prospect of reality TV romance, the dynamics of dating across age lines, and the reverberations of change on one's sense of self. With candor and camaraderie, we toast to the strength drawn from our collective experiences, lifting our spirits as we continue to grow and flourish within the embrace of our podcast family.

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#30: Real Estate Ventures & High School Sweethearts Reconnect

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08/14/24 • 62 min

Ever wondered what pets, real estate, and dating advice have in common? Join us on this episode of Mocktails Or Messy as Kelly Mizgorski and Ryan Frankowski tackle a whirlwind of topics that promise to keep you entertained and maybe even a tad wiser. From Kelly's hilarious attempt at an English accent to Ryan's surprising appreciation of Katy Perry's De Soi Golden Hour, there's never a dull moment. Kelly shares her plans to switch from white to red wine, marking the end of summer, and dives into her latest real estate ventures, hinting at some exciting future collaborations. Meanwhile, Ryan talks about the newest addition to his household—a black kitten that arrived as a birthday surprise, bringing joy and chaos to his family.
Transitioning from fur to flair, we delve into the joys and challenges of pet ownership, the curious origins of AM and PM, and even provide some candid dating advice. Reflecting on past relationships, we ponder the complexities of rekindling old flames and the charm of high school sweethearts. With anecdotes about teaching each other how to make out and eerie experiences in haunted homes, our conversation takes a nostalgic and sometimes spooky turn, exploring how these memories shape our perspectives on love and life. We highlight the importance of shooting your shot in love, no matter the uncertainties.
As we bounce from tales of supernatural connections to fitness goals and dietary differences, the laughter never stops. We discuss everything from the peculiar taste of bottled water across regions to the nostalgic flavors of childhood candies. Closing with a heartfelt toast to our deep friendship and a drama-free life, we celebrate the joys of connection and invite listeners to share their own stories with us. Tune in for an episode filled with humor, heart, and a whole lot of fun.

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How many episodes does Mocktails Or Messy have?

Mocktails Or Messy currently has 57 episodes available.

What topics does Mocktails Or Messy cover?

The podcast is about Bisexual, Gossip, Health & Fitness, Sexy, Pittsburgh, Mental Health, Mentalhealth, Comedy, Podcasts, Sober, Health, Hilarious and Comedy Interviews.

What is the most popular episode on Mocktails Or Messy?

The episode title 'Dan Burda: Sipping Stories of Strength & Self Discovery | EP1' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Mocktails Or Messy?

The average episode length on Mocktails Or Messy is 41 minutes.

How often are episodes of Mocktails Or Messy released?

Episodes of Mocktails Or Messy are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of Mocktails Or Messy?

The first episode of Mocktails Or Messy was released on Sep 29, 2022.

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Mocktails Or Messy

Ryan Frankowski & Kelly Mizgorski

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