Mocktails Or Messy

Ryan Frankowski & Kelly Mizgorski

We've had a messy past and we'd liked to talk about. We're talking about the debauchery and the train wrecks 🤪 that led us to get out of the cycles we get stuck in 🙏 . Let's have happy 🥂 hour with mocktails, accompanied by traditional cocktails. Hosts, Ryan & Kelly explore the world of non-alcoholic innovative mocktail beverages and dive deep into finding the best brands on the market with a taste test to compare it to the real-deal cocktail. Kelly is a drinker and Ryan is a Mocktail'er. After a hiatus of 10 years these Ex's who couldn't stand each lived in different cities, now have reconnected back in their hometown. Kelly got married 💒 to Ryan's best friend, another Polish-American 🇵🇱 "Ryan" wtf. Now these untraditional friends Kelly & Ryan revisit college times, their messy 20's, pre & post children, describing the unforgettable moments such as troubles with the law. Now in their 30s, they blend past with present including Ryan's new journey of 5 months completely dry of everything. Ryan been taking a pause from the sauce + green. Kelly’s comedic escapades as a fun-loving mom continues to enjoys her wine 🍷 nights. They team up to get messy with their interviews indulging in drinks while laughing with drinkers and non-drinkers alike, all over some innovative Mocktails or even the real deal Cock 🍸 . Will you be drinking "Mocktails" OR "Messy" cocktail? No judgment either way Ryan the "Dry Bi Guy" wants to prove to the curious ones, that having a mocktail in a fancy glass + garnish 🍃 , you can get that "Placebo Effect Tipsy" feeling. Of course you would want to be accompanied by your wild, fun drinking friends such as Kelly the "Mistful 🚿 Mrs. Messy". Whether you’re sober-curious, a mindful drinker, a messy boozehound (no judgments) or just looking for a laugh, we’re here to get MESSY with a NEW happy 🍻 hour experience for everyone! So, grab a drink—alcoholic or Mock—and get ready for a wild, sexy, hilarious , yet mindful ride with “Mocktails Or Messy”! 🍸/🤪 Let's relive the good old or MESSY days.

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#28: Southern Charm of Charleston & Cali Sober

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07/31/24 • 27 min

Join us as Kelly kicks things off with her favorite tequila concoction infused with lavender honey and rose water, while reminiscing about her time living in Beaufort, South Carolina. Ryan can't help but admire her Southern belle-inspired outfit as we paint a vivid picture of Charleston's historic beauty and uncover the intriguing tradition behind blue porch ceilings. Plus, hear all about the growing trend of city folks moving down South to soak in that Southern hospitality.
Ready for some laughter and light-hearted chaos? This episode is packed with hilarious high school stories and the surprising dietary habits of Ryan's grandparents. Kelly and Ryan chat about the fun and messiness of mocktails, the delicate balance of sugar in our diets, and the importance of discipline in maintaining a healthy lifestyle. A quirky anecdote about a fruit roll-up and gusher "salad" sparks a discussion on moderation and productivity. And just when Ryan thought he could swear off travel, a new commercial gig pops up, adding a humorous twist to the conversation.
Is reality TV your guilty pleasure? We get into some juicy details about dating, friendship, and the dynamics of settling down. Hear us compare ourselves to the stars of "Southern Charm," particularly Craig Conover's fascinating career shift from law to home decor and his relationship with Paige DeSorbo. As we chat about being "Cali sober," we explore abstaining from alcohol while enjoying cannabis, and the natural origins of getting high or drunk. We wrap things up with a celebration of Kelly's six months of sobriety, sharing a heartfelt toast with mocktails and plenty of laughter. Cheers to another fun-filled episode of "Mocktails are Messy"!

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#30: Real Estate Ventures & High School Sweethearts Reconnect

Mocktails Or Messy

08/14/24 • 62 min

Ever wondered what pets, real estate, and dating advice have in common? Join us on this episode of Mocktails Or Messy as Kelly Mizgorski and Ryan Frankowski tackle a whirlwind of topics that promise to keep you entertained and maybe even a tad wiser. From Kelly's hilarious attempt at an English accent to Ryan's surprising appreciation of Katy Perry's De Soi Golden Hour, there's never a dull moment. Kelly shares her plans to switch from white to red wine, marking the end of summer, and dives into her latest real estate ventures, hinting at some exciting future collaborations. Meanwhile, Ryan talks about the newest addition to his household—a black kitten that arrived as a birthday surprise, bringing joy and chaos to his family.
Transitioning from fur to flair, we delve into the joys and challenges of pet ownership, the curious origins of AM and PM, and even provide some candid dating advice. Reflecting on past relationships, we ponder the complexities of rekindling old flames and the charm of high school sweethearts. With anecdotes about teaching each other how to make out and eerie experiences in haunted homes, our conversation takes a nostalgic and sometimes spooky turn, exploring how these memories shape our perspectives on love and life. We highlight the importance of shooting your shot in love, no matter the uncertainties.
As we bounce from tales of supernatural connections to fitness goals and dietary differences, the laughter never stops. We discuss everything from the peculiar taste of bottled water across regions to the nostalgic flavors of childhood candies. Closing with a heartfelt toast to our deep friendship and a drama-free life, we celebrate the joys of connection and invite listeners to share their own stories with us. Tune in for an episode filled with humor, heart, and a whole lot of fun.

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Ryan & Kelly: Mending Hearts & the Magic of Friendship | EP2

Mocktails Or Messy

01/24/24 • 43 min

Ever wondered how the transition from a carefree, single life to the whirlwind of motherhood affects a woman's sense of self? Grab a mocktail or messy cocktail and join us in an honest exploration of a sober-curious lifestyle, the evolution of parenthood, and the beauty found in the chaos of raising tiny humans. Ryan & Kelly reminisce about the days before children—how pregnancy prompted Kelly to put the wine glasses down and how our adventures have shifted from solo exploits to family escapades. We're toasting to milestones and sharing personal anecdotes, like the time a champagne cork made a surprise attack during our recording, all while affirming the enduring bonds of friendship that have only strengthened since our middle school days.
Life throws curveballs, and they don't always miss. When a breakup brings our world crashing down, we're right there in the trenches together, unpacking the messiness of separating lives entwined both personally and professionally. From family squabbles to career consequences, we're diving into the resilience it takes to start over and the invaluable role a solid support network plays in the healing process. Expect a few laughs too, as we recount those moments that make you double-take, like bizarre requests from a med student oddly fascinated with feet and the unexpected health tips that emerge in the most unlikely conversations.
The journey doesn't end with the laughter, though. We're opening up about my battle with postpartum depression and anxiety, contrasting my vastly different experiences with both children. We celebrate being better equipped the second time around and emphasize the importance of preparedness and support in navigating these challenges. So, as we wrap up this episode of "Mocktails are Messy," we're raising our non-alcoholic glass & traditional alcoholic for the normies to the power of friendship, the courage it takes to rebuild, and the warmth that comes from mutual support. It's not just about the mess—it's about finding the joy and humor in every spilled drink and unexpected spill of life.

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Allison Park: Musican, Podcaster Talks Unreal Industry Standards | Pilot EP003

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10/07/22 • 41 min

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#36: Too Far, Too Fast: When Sarcasm, Feels Like Roasting

Mocktails Or Messy

09/25/24 • 41 min

Ever wondered what it takes to truly transform your grocery game and navigate the tricky waters of modern relationships? We start this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy" with a lighthearted apology and a playful roast of a new mustache look, setting the tone for a mix of humor and heartfelt conversation. Sip along with us as we introduce our chosen beverages—Barvis Brewing Company's Pumpkin Dark and Sam Adams Octoberfest—and debate the virtues of ditching Whole Foods for the more budget-friendly, but equally delightful, Trader Joe's. Plus, we chat about the highs and lows of buying seasonal produce for kids and the challenges of Sober October, even flirting with the idea of saying goodbye to caffeine.
Have you ever felt the pull of your dreams but weren't sure how to make them a reality? Join us as we gush over TikTok influencer Jenna Lee and share the life-changing benefits of silent walks and inspirational podcasts. We spotlight a memorable episode featuring Chris Appleton, Kim Kardashian's hairstylist, who delves into self-discovery and gratitude. Reflecting on our own aspirations, we discuss potential career shifts into real estate, the fulfillment of being a mom and podcast host, and the magic of manifestation in shaping our future. We're buzzing with excitement over some amazing developments on the horizon and can't wait to share them with you.
Relationships are messy, but they're also a journey of growth and self-discovery. This episode takes a deep dive into the complexities of love, long-distance dilemmas, and the importance of self-healing. We start with the social dynamics in Pittsburgh, including the evolving charm of Bloomfield, before addressing a listener's quandary about proposing to his soon-to-be traveling nurse girlfriend. From personal experiences with long-distance love to setting crucial deadlines for such relationships, we highlight the importance of clear communication and personal growth. Wrapping up, we tackle weighty issues like infidelity, bisexuality, and polyamory, all while maintaining our signature blend of humor and honesty. Tune in for a raw, insightful conversation that promises to leave you both entertained and enlightened.

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#38 Serial Killers: Dahmer, Gacy, Bundy & Zodiac – Drinks of Choice

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10/09/24 • 38 min

What if the chilling world of serial killers was intertwined with the seemingly mundane act of drinking? Join us as we navigate through the eerie tales of Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy, exploring how alcohol blurred lines of sanity for these notorious murderers. The unsettling reality of Dahmer's heinous crimes and Gacy’s terrifying “killer clown” persona will leave you questioning how such darkness can exist beneath a facade of normalcy. Our discussion takes us deeper into the spine-chilling mystery of the Zodiac Killer, whose cryptic messages continue to haunt the public.
This episode doesn't stop at true crime—understanding what sets a sociopath apart from a psychopath can be crucial for recognizing potentially dangerous individuals. We break down their characteristics and behaviors, delving into environmental factors and sharing startling statistics about the prevalence of psychopaths. You'll gain insights into warning signs and behaviors, which could be critical for ensuring safety in your everyday interactions. This knowledge might just equip you with the tools to better understand the dark nature of some individuals.
After a journey through darkness, we turn to the vibrant world of music festivals. Imagine the pulsating beats of electronic music and the camaraderie of festival-goers; we share personal reflections on the allure of these events and the lifestyle of "Cali sobriety." From the nostalgia of Warped Tour to the lively music scenes across California, we paint a picture of a lifestyle where community and experience take center stage—even if it comes with a hefty price tag. Embrace the sunshine and explore the unique cultural phenomenon that is California living, in all its sun-soaked glory.

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#44: Lap Dances, Jealous Exes & Our Wildest Night Out

Mocktails Or Messy

12/21/24 • 26 min

Ever received a lap dance with your best friend? We did, and let us tell you, it was an unforgettable experience that pushed our boundaries in the most unexpected ways. Our night at the strip club was more than just a wild adventure; it was a journey into the dynamics of comfort zones and friendship. As we navigated through initial nerves and embraced the surprises that came our way, we found ourselves laughing at the awkwardness and cherishing the growth of our supportive bond.
Obsessive jealousy, anyone? We're tackling “Rebecca Syndrome” — that intense, often irrational jealousy towards a partner's ex, as inspired by the 1938 novel "Rebecca." Through sharing our personal anecdotes, we unravel how unresolved childhood woes can manifest into this syndrome, creating unnecessary anxiety and tension in relationships. Alongside, we explore misunderstood defense mechanisms and highlight the importance of self-awareness and understanding these behaviors in maintaining healthy relationships.
Switching gears, we dive into the fascinating world of how our emotional states shape our music preferences and lifestyle choices. From discovering new music genres that eschew lyrical content to experiencing the benefits of taking breaks from alcohol, we discuss the positive changes that come with mindful living. As we invite you to share your own messy, hilarious stories, we promise to keep our community vibrant and engaged. So, grab your mocktails and join us, Ryan Frankofsky and Kelly Misgorski, on this fun-filled ride!

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#45: Blake Lively's Set Struggles & Ryan's Sobriety Milestone

Mocktails Or Messy

01/17/25 • 36 min

Why would someone as powerful as Blake Lively tolerate unprofessional behavior on set? Join us as we tackle this question and many others in a rollercoaster episode filled with candid conversations and surprising twists. We celebrate our dear friend Ryan's incredible milestone—one year of sobriety—with laughter and a quest for the perfect non-alcoholic red wine. Just as the toasts and tales of triumph flow, an unexpected visit from Ryan's ex, Stephanie, spices up our celebration in ways we never anticipated.
The drama doesn't stop there. We confront pressing issues in Hollywood, discussing troubling allegations surrounding Justin Baldoni's behavior towards Blake Lively. Amidst this serious discourse, we touch upon the broader implications of power dynamics and unprofessionalism in the industry, drawing parallels with other high-profile relationships like Beyoncé and Jay-Z. Our reflections become personal as we share experiences with verbal abuse, highlighting the courage needed to navigate these challenging waters.
Nostalgia takes center stage as we reminisce about reconnecting with old friends and the impact of simple gestures like sharing forgotten photos. We explore how personal choices, like cutting out caffeine, can significantly affect well-being, drawing inspiration from pop culture figures and songs that resonate with our journeys. As we wrap up, we embrace the theme of personal growth, discussing topics from sauna benefits to navigating life changes. With heartfelt gratitude, we thank our listeners—or as we affectionately call them, our mocktailers and cocktailers—for their unwavering support and wish everyone a happy and fulfilling new year.

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#46: Behind the Curtain of ONLYFANS with Dominic Hill

Mocktails Or Messy

01/29/25 • 33 min

What if your journey to self-discovery involved a little bartending flair and a lot of online creativity? Join us as Dominic Hill, our captivating guest, shares candid insights into his transformation from high school days to the confident performer and content creator he is today. With laughter and nostalgia, we revisit those formative years and the evolution of LGBTQ+ acceptance, celebrating Dominic's glow-up and his bold venture into OnlyFans, where art and allure seamlessly blend.
As we navigate the highs and lows of embracing one's identity, Dominic reveals the critical role of confidence and supportive friendships in pursuing a career in performance art. We explore societal perceptions of aging, particularly within the gay community, and discuss the liberating yet challenging process of being true to oneself. With heartfelt anecdotes, Dominic illustrates how fitness and friendships have empowered him to make bold career choices and highlights the importance of having a supportive network in realizing one's potential.
Ever wondered about the intricacies of adult content platforms? Dominic takes us behind the scenes, comparing OnlyFans and Just for Fans, and sharing the nuanced art of personal branding online. From navigating dating apps to collaborating with other creators, we dive into the challenges of maintaining boundaries while engaging followers with authenticity. Dominic's tale of a quirky keyboard scene and a special subscriber offer adds a playful twist to the complexities of creating content that resonates. Tune in for an episode that's as insightful as it is entertaining, celebrating the art of self-expression and the journey to finding one's true path.

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#35: Paralympic-Olympic Power Couple & Gen Z Trends

Mocktails Or Messy

09/18/24 • 31 min

Have you ever found yourself clueless about your local senators while sipping on a trendy energy drink? Well, we did, and it led to some hilarious banter on this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy!" Join Kelly and Ryan as they recount their hilarious (and sometimes embarrassing) experiences with cocktails, including Kelly's unforgettable first dirty martini. We also touch on the surprising ways Pittsburgh's heat wave has impacted our wardrobe choices and share some light-hearted thoughts on keeping client confidentiality in our real estate ventures.
What do personal preferences about nudity, bathrobes, and the Paralympics have in common? They all make for some pretty entertaining conversation! This episode takes a whimsical turn as we issue a PSA about the importance of closing your blinds at night and dive into the fashion mishaps that come with living with others. We also celebrate the astounding achievements of Hunter Woodhull and Tara Davis Woodhull, the power couple of the Paralympics, and share our awe at their inspiring journeys and gold medals. It's a rollercoaster of a discussion that keeps you guessing what's next!
From overcoming fibular hemimelia to the quirky trend of Gen Z's silent walking, this episode covers it all. We reminisce about our college days running track, the challenges of city driving with heavy electric vehicles on the rise, and the evolution of personal confidence. We also explore modern trends' surprising impacts on ADHD symptoms and the need for innovative solutions in elderly care. Whether it's reflecting on personal growth or balancing life's fun moments with career aspirations, this episode promises laughter, inspiration, and a few thought-provoking insights. Tune in for a conversation that's as messy and delightful as mocktails themselves!

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How many episodes does Mocktails Or Messy have?

Mocktails Or Messy currently has 51 episodes available.

What topics does Mocktails Or Messy cover?

The podcast is about Bisexual, Gossip, Health & Fitness, Sexy, Pittsburgh, Mental Health, Mentalhealth, Comedy, Podcasts, Sober, Health, Hilarious and Comedy Interviews.

What is the most popular episode on Mocktails Or Messy?

The episode title 'Dan Burda: Sipping Stories of Strength & Self Discovery | EP1' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Mocktails Or Messy?

The average episode length on Mocktails Or Messy is 41 minutes.

How often are episodes of Mocktails Or Messy released?

Episodes of Mocktails Or Messy are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of Mocktails Or Messy?

The first episode of Mocktails Or Messy was released on Sep 29, 2022.

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Mocktails Or Messy

Ryan Frankowski & Kelly Mizgorski

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