Mission Rejected

The Admiral is plotting a strike on American soil...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is washing the windows.

Written by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
Pete Barry as the Toliet
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Tage Das as Phillipe San-Renior
Raymond Morse as Swabbie Ruk
Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge

Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, & John P. Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.
• Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Pet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Monkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Car Crash by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Thunderstorms by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Guest Starring
Devin Plantamura as Parking Guy
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
John P. Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
Jillian Ivey as Newscaster Connie
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
and Robert Killion as Security Guard/Newscaster Steve/The Admiral

Created & Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry. Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

• Train Station by Sandermotions, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam Train by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Parking Garage by cmusounddesign, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tires Squeal by Mike Koening, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Crowd Noise by toonothing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Agrees by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written by
John P. Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis.

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Bob Killion as The Admiral/Jimmy Serafillio
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Angry Woman
Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury
Matt Lafargue as Victor Tyborg
Jillian Ivey as Annie Willmont
Katie Barlow as Angrier Woman
Mylène Kerschner as Angriest Woman

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

• Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Seagulls by juskiddink, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wolf Whistle by Gogglecrab, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license

The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Concierge and Siri
and Bob Killion as Party Bro and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Benn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese Waiter
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" Thompson
John Dowgin as Mondo
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcreif
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted Desoto

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lulabye, used under license
• Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Beach Party by Audiactiva, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Pet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Convertible by kraymronda, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Monkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jungle by folkart_films, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ah, Paris by Mxsmanic, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drag Race by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Small Explosion by bevibeldesign, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ouch by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Arcade by maxstcroix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airplane by InspectorJ, used under ...

A shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron
and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy/Cattle Baron

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
Music, mixing and editing by
Pete Barry with additional live mixing by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Cows by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons attribution
• Cows by Beboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire by leosalom, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Backup Beeps by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splash by Rocktopuss, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bubbles by kwahmah_02, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Slosh by TheScarlettWitch89, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Glass by drmarkreuter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bucket Slosh by martinimeniscus, used under Creative Commons Attribution