Miserable Retail Slave

The stupid things that people like/ a mad libs podcast (1:25)/ The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile and Tommy hates hot dogs/ the manager’s wingman (7:35)/ The hotdogger (11:50)/ Bulldacious (17:40)/ ice falls (19:00)/ Breaking Tommy’s back (20:00)/ warts and all (29:00)/ missed connections - lady package thief (34:00)/ a new way to speed date (39:00)/ Jay Mohr (43:10)/ Livestream for the Cure/ Alcohol (46:00)/ missed connections - looking problems (50:25)/ Tommy has an entrance song (57:30)

Hey. It's our 300th episode. 10 years, 300 episodes. And we celebrate by doing absolutely nothing special. Enjoy!

Batman and Robert/ Have you ever been hot? (2:20)/ I got stuff to do (4:56)/ Getting stuck in these rituals (8:00)/ Eating hot things and everything’s a challenge (10:15)/ Flaming Hot Mt Dew (15:40)/ Episode 300 (20:35)/ Tommy, age 22 (23:40)/ “these hairy cheeks hide a dangerous secret” (25:30)/ Bathtub calamities (29:40)/ Shave your arm! (39:40)/ Randy is funny (38:00)/ College orientation and open houses (39:30)/ Dadcast (56:44)

Getting looked at/ Tommy’s fashion (2:50)/ The worst career choice in the world (5:50)/ Tommy’s dad is better at comedy (22:00)/ The Great Humbling (23:50)/ The upper peninsula (26:42)/ When Tommy met Jay Mohr (30:32)/ The signing (36:00)/ playing 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon using Tommy (45:00)

Show Notes:

I’m a father and The Diaper Party Fiasco/ having a baby is weird (4:30)/ Being an old dad (9:35)/ A sitcom dad struggle (12:00)/ Such arc and power (16:00)/ Old dad wisdom (19:07)/ Reach for the Aggro-Crag (24:00)/ Charcuterie Boards (26:10)/ Diaper Party (Reprise) (29:06)/ Would Tommy even hold a baby? (32:05)/ Turning 41 (33:00)/ Changing the name of the podcast (38:30)/ The cool toys (41:00)/ The quality of the toy aisle determines the quality of the store (44:00)/ Captain Power (47:25)/ The Ferret in the Pink Sweater (53:00)/ No tears for Tootsie (1:00:00)/

The Dad Joke Instinct/ The only chance for the middle ager (3:30)/ a briefcase of dads (4:00)/ bad luck (9:30)/ make me Taco Bell, Gordon Ramsay (16:00)/ “you know what bothers me about people lately...” and parking lot stories (22:24)/ rounding up because of a coin shortage (34:20)/ a bathtub I can baseball in (38:00)/ Darren McCarty (42:00)/ Parody the Pun (53:00)/ Jay Mohr (1:04:46)