#194 JUST TALKIN’ SHIT-TAH - Vol. III

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05/11/23 • 71 min

“Everything’s LITERALLY ‘literally’...”

It’s time to blow out the lines again, which means anything goes! And by “anything” we LITERALLY mean anything, including possibly the worst Aussie accent ever attempted. For the record, we humbly apologize (in advance) to our Australian and/or New Zealand listeners (and/or bolth) as well as the good people of “Old Zealand” where the accent (and climate) is completely different AND gum chewing is something of an obsession.

It’s time to get in your “Trans Am vans” & gear up for some “mutant recipes”, including a field trip down to The Main Stage (located directly adjacent to The Rib Lounge down on COTLOD Blvd) where we’ll check out some “old school strippers who love old school metal” and test drive their new “Flapmonster” French Dip lunch special while pondering the manifestation of impromptu, HOA hostile, deathcore concerts (complete with a “juntload of junts”) along with “the perfect soundtrack” for our upcoming “Ayahuasca Chronicles” series and a ton of other titillating topics. JOIN US from the Bunkerpoon Industrial Complex for the triple threat of JUST TALKIN’ SHIT-TAH, Vol. III.

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(00:01): #therestheclap / #greatbrandingstrategy / #theunscrewingASMR / #TransAms #Firebirds #Phoenix (“Risin’ up...”) / “Just say ‘Trans Am’...” / #transams and #transaints #clinky #yayuhh / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #Smoregasm #RebelStoke / “Did you do the Cinco de Stinko?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST COMING ATCHA FROM THE BUNKERPOON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #sportswords #AthensGa #CreatureComforts #Bibo #daydrinkingpilsner #pilsnerbeer #pilsnerASMR (“Yeah it does...”) / “Tastes like a beer...” / Someone #screwedthepooch (“They can’t give it away now...”) / #blackedout / #idratherdrinknaturallight #ReelectionFundASMR (***See, #TransAm... ties it all together...***) / #icebeers (Remember #homebrews and making your own beer at home back in the #90s?) / Does #menuthickness matter? / “Fried chicken encrusted lasagna...or lasagna stuffed fried chicken?” / #foodpornASMR #mutantrecipes (Would you NOT eat THAT!?) / “I don’t like my food touchin’...

(08:27): #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182*** / #djentlemenASMR #itsthepost #pissingpost #mytwocents (“Thank you for that...”) / #metalupyourass #fuckthosefuckingfuckersASMR / “He knows about the flans and the junts...” / “They were doin the duhn...” #MikeJudgeASMR (“I forgot about the #wahwah”) / #futureepisodeideas / “Junts and flans...” / #thejingle #jingleASMR #wellplayyourshittah ***WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!*** / #emailsegment #downunder #itsanaussiething (Is that a good accent? Would it fit in? j/k...but if you’d like to give us feedback, either email or voicemail us with your feedback) / #tripsix #tressix #MortalSin THE CURSE #instrumentalopener (#soundslike1987) / #introtrack WOMEN IN LEATHER (SIDEBAR: let’s be real; that’s 1980’s as fuck!!! )/ “We can’t compare it to anything...” / #niceharmonization / Reflecting back on #CirithUngol (***What do y’all think or know about them? Lettuce no at [email protected]***) / #OldZealand

(17:03): #literallynotseriously / #everythingisliterally / “We DO have another #voicemail...” / #thedarius #NWOOSTMSugge...

“Everything’s LITERALLY ‘literally’...”

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(17:03): #literallynotseriously / #everythingisliterally / “We DO have another #voicemail...” / #thedarius #NWOOSTMSugge...

Previous Episode

#193 INSIDE THE METAL - SYSTEM OF A DOWN

SYSTEM OF A DOWN, the Glendale, California quartet who dominated the “Alt + Nu” metal landscape from 1998 to 2005 before going on hiatus, are one of the most uniquely incomparable & original bands of the early 2000s. To paraphrase Winston Churchill, S.O.A.D. are the heavy metal equivalent of “a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma”, a musical force beyond classification or genre. The only thing that is absolutely certain about SYSTEM OF A DOWN is that no other band in metal sounds anything like them.

Get ready to “get spit roasted” and prepare to “transmute all the evil into good” with our new “signature cologne” that’s pending promotion on proctology podcasts everywhere. It’s time to roll those R’s and be ready to receive “the whistle finger” to avoid getting proctologized before your time and JOIN US as we embrace the Armenian masters of heavy metal ASMR and go deep INSIDE THE METAL with SYSTEM OF A DOWN.

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(00:01): #noteven / “What if they made a #breathspray ...?” / #GTFOOH / #cuntyrevenuestreams #breathalyzerASMR / “It’s a lot cheaper...” / “Down the street from #TheBunkerpoon...” / #clinky / #andbegin / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Might have to stop on the way home...” / #flatmaxi / “A #sidecast for when we get older...” / #theoldguymetalpodcast “I used to remember...” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Has that one got some bite to it?” / #newcologne / “It’s called, “Inside the butthole...” / #proctologypodcast / “Oh, the finger!?” / “Alright, hold still...” / “Even better...” / #colonoscopyASMR (No more #buttfingerers) / “They check your blood, so...” / “My current doctor was suspicious...” #DrCockfingers #medicalrape (“I call it a ‘win-win’”) #insertwhistlenoisehereASMR / “I wonder how big the #colonoscopycam is?” #doublepenetration” / #LMMFAO (“This hasn’t happened since college...”) / “You’re not making medical decisions for me...” / #speakingofgamble

(07:50): #killeralbumcover #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Shiner #onmicburpASMR #ShinerTexas #ShinerTX #BrujasBrew #CowboyWitch #FrickingEyeballLaserbeamsASMR / “A little beyond...” / #buttonrub (“that’s a loud crack...”) #AndTheVerdict / “It’s clean...’don’t compare it to anything...’ #bidetASMR / “Can you fit?” #themouthpiece #toobig / “that’s a #kickassalbumcover...” #TexHex #Brujaswitchesbrew #TexHexBrujasBrew / #icalledinsick / “Well, last night was 420...” / #seriously / “I slept til almost noon...” / #vacationASMR #crispy #thenumberonething #sunscreen #fuckface #newHAARPinterns #cloudycrispy #markthetime / “It was a nice day on the beach...and it was #overcast...” #spitroasted

(13:36): ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! #TheVoiceMailSegment #BestReviewEver #IncomingShittah #Yeah #Arkansas #Arkansass / “Are come...” / “It’s AWESOME...!!!” / #antifuckbagASMR / “Hold on, YOU can’t compare...” / “Thank you, #fuckbag!” / #exhausting #offputting #irresponsible (“We transmute all the evil into good...”) / ***#FORBIDDENREBORN*** / #Forbidden2023 / “It was fucking spot on...”

(18:10): ***What do y’all think: #NewMetallica #72Seasons #72SeasonsASMR *** / Reflecting on #Metallica and their recordings over the last 2 decades... / “It’s a #junjunjun...” #juntsareformetal / “You can’t have all the shits and no giggles...” / #gumendorsements / #Metallica YOU MUST BURN (De...

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#195 MESHUGGAH - Inside The Metal

“They’ve got HUGE djunts!”

MESHUGGAH, the Nordic Godfathers of Djent (“Djunt”) hailing from Umea, Sweden, sound like the logical evolution of extreme metal to emerge out of the early 90’s thrash scene. Tempered with their own surgically precise, ferociously complex, polyrhythmic brand of math metal genius, MESHUGGAH have carved out their own unique place in metal by blending their unmistakable signature style with all the best elements of thrash metal, death metal, and extremely technical, progressive, groove metal into a potent new subgenre known simply as “djent” (or “djunt” as it is lovingly known in the Bunkerpoon).

Get ready to enjoy “a perfect pour” and more “djunts” than you can shake a stick at as we decipher some “mind-blowing” misheard lyrics from the King of Pop while enjoying some al fresco dining at “The Front Door Café”. Prepare to experience the most horrifically ironic yet comedically perfect timing in history (because “you can’t like everything”) and understand that there are some albums where “you just don’t skip” a track. JOIN US as we plunge deep INSIDE THE METAL to better understand why Count von Count is the world’s biggest superfan of the 3-plus decades of brutally progressive djent genius known as MESHUGGAH.

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(00:01): Upcoming #blockbustermovies / #Nefarious and #EvilDead (“There’s no #treerape?”) / #EvilDeadRise (The ONLY thing good about California... #pissingpost) / “I always at least pay for it once...” / ***Have you ever gone to a movie by yourself? *** / #fingerbangASMR (“In your teens?”) / “Order the #bigplate” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SeisDeMayo / “I’m not scared, I’m just not a fan...”) / #getthatbottlegoing / #Djunt (the appropriate spelling) / #markthetime (“Would you just look at it?”) / #aperfectpour ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***

(05:55): ***WELCOME BACK EVERYONE TO THE ADVENTURES OF METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #postsmoregasmsippy / Some reviews of previous episodes... ***THANK YOU for your feedback!!! Please continue to LEAVE US A REVIEW AND/OR A RATING AND/OR SOME EMAILS AT [email protected] or ON THE SOCIALS at #metalnerderypodcast on #bacefook and #instavag #facegram / “You can’t have a #NewZealand without an #OldZealand” (#OldYork and #OldJersey) / “Yeah?” / “Oy mate, yeah?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (#screamfromtheballs #InsaniaWine #noir #gris) #buttonrub / #sportswordsASMR #CreatureComforts #Tropicalia #sixpointeightABV (“And the verdict...”) / #newcarpetsmellASMR (“Might be a bit depressed, yeah?”) / ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #TheVoiceMailSegment #VoicemailASMR #ThePost #Djentlemen #misheardlyrics (Wait, was that #Thundercheeks or #Thunderchief?) / “We’ve done a lot...” / #duringthedaytimeonWKLS96Rock / #MisheardMichaelJacksonASMR / #futureepisodeidea #misheardlyricsASMR / “He’s #TheBossOfNoOne” (I don’t know WHY he’s “The Boss”) / #everythingsucks / “WHY does it suck?” / “It’s a good feeling...” / How could you shit on your favorite album? / “If I don’t have access to the button...it’s fine.” / “Nope.” / “Two to the #motherfuckingshea” / #VejaDu vs #DejaVu

(20:35): A message from #PhelixxLake / #solometalcore (“Intense and emotional...”) / “#SouthAfrica is okay right?” / #weapologize...