Mention It All

It’s RHOSLC premiere night, and Dylan unpacks all the best moments from the season five premiere. From Meredith’s bath-related beef to Angie’s literal scroll of grievances, it’s an excellent episode all around. Plus, we’ve got new women to meet, plus a returning OG. Earlier in the episode, Dylan breaks down a couple of key Emmy moments, and recaps the exciting additions to the fall Bravo schedule.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For the first time in way too long, there are major Real Housewives updates on the agenda! First, Dylan shares the news that RHOC has picked up cameras in the wake of Jenn’s man’s alleged involvement in a major scandal, and the tea is hot. Then, he chats through the rumored additions to the RHOBH cast, before diving into the separation that’s rocking Encino: Dorit and PK. Later, he recaps the latest episode of RHONJ, extolling the virtues of Teresa and Melissa going their separate ways at last.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fighting through allergy season and RHOP apathy, Dylan starts the week with an impassioned plea to Bravo stars everywhere: don’t f*cking drink and drive!!! From there, he unpacks Rihanna’s misguided advice to Kyle Richards, and who might be joining the RHOBH cast in the future. Later, he recaps part one of the Potomac reunion, where Andy tells the cast what we’re all thinking. Dylan finishes the episode with a salute to the one RHOP lady giving us what we actually need.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dylan sits down to record one last episode before heading off on vacation, and the happy hour vibes are strong as he dishes on Jill Zarin’s nightmare appearance on Below Deck. We need more Bravolebs on boats! Then, he turns his attention to this week’s Vanderpump Rules, where we finally get a Godzilla vs. Kong-style smackdown with Tom and Ariana. Things are predictably bleak on that front, but there’s some progress between Schwartz and Katie, and if all else fails, at least Assistant Anne will hopefully get some job offers out of this cursed season.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means: Tom Sandoval’s misguided martyr tour continues! Before sinking his teeth into the new Vanderpump Rules ep, Dylan shares a troubling update on Tom Schwartz’s personal life, and reflects on how old this cast has gotten. Then, he returns to Tahoe, where Scheana is put through the ringer, Sandoval still hasn’t learned to shut up, and Hippie (FKA Graham) makes his social media re-debut. Meanwhile, back in LA, the Something About Her storyline is getting staler than yesterday’s baguette.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices