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Married, Divorced & Dating

Married, Divorced & Dating

Carl Thompson & Rachel Flood

The podcast about all the hilarious and ridiculous parts of people’s lives in and out of relationships. Join Rachel & Carl, two best mates, one married the other divorced & dating. Both with plenty to say about it.
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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Married, Divorced & Dating episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Married, Divorced & Dating for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Married, Divorced & Dating episode by adding your comments to the episode page.

Married, Divorced & Dating - #1 The Pilot of Shit -  A very sanitary one night stand
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06/20/21 • 26 min

Bare with us as we find our feet in the pilot episode, adequately named “The Pilot of Shit”.

Our mate Tarns tells us about her highly sanitary one-night stand and Rach shares her first sexting experience.

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachels Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carls Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Wanna email us a story? [email protected]

Intro music: Slynk - Call the shots

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Married, Divorced & Dating - #90  - “Is scissoring actually a thing?”
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07/08/24 • 37 min

Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissoring to extensive toyboxes Carl, the self-proclaimed lesbian porn conisure, gets excited because he finally gets to ask every question about lesbians in the bedroom he's ever dreamed of.

Story time! We had a listener write in after listening to episode 87 around 50/50 in a relationship and had a question around guilt in the relationship, so we thought why not bring in a professional to help answer!

So we asked Rachel’s lovely therapist to give some guidance and advice, and Carl takes the opportunity to find out what is going on in Rachel’s noggin!

Want to book some time in with Lauren? Get in touch here:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/lauren-kurstin-deerfield-beach-fl/308842

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? [email protected]

Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

instagram.com/neillfraser/

P.s If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10 here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/

And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you:

https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/

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Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you!

Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien space-themed sex party, where she got to have a lesbian orgy in a spaceship, making girls cum right in front of their boyfriends!

We then touch on self value and not accepting anything below the bare minimum! A nice reminder from Carl and Rachel to value yourself, and give and take the bare minimum! If you want longevity in a relationship, you NEED to give 50/50

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Tessa’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessapaisan

Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? [email protected]

Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

instagram.com/neillfraser/

P.s If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10 here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/

And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you:

https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/

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Married, Divorced & Dating - TRAILER Ep#17 Is he gay if he’s sucking my dick?
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06/03/22 • 0 min

Missed it or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again...

Go on, treat yourself.

Follow us for more wild & wonderful

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? [email protected]

Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

instagram.com/neillfraser/

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Married, Divorced & Dating - TRAILER - "Episode 1, Out Tomorrow"

TRAILER - "Episode 1, Out Tomorrow"

Married, Divorced & Dating

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06/20/21 • 0 min

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Married, Divorced & Dating - TRAILER - "Hand sanitiser on your VAGINA?!?!!!"
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06/01/21 • 1 min

Married, Divorced & Dating. Cumming soon to your ears.

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Married, Divorced & Dating - Throwback - I hooked up with TWINS!

Throwback - I hooked up with TWINS!

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06/01/22 • 3 min

WeDon’t know if #TBT is still a thing, but we’re doing it anyway.

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Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? [email protected]

Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

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Roly poley blowy, 15min wank gap, and everything in between! Another life and sex catch-up with Carl and Rachel before we head into the good stuff!

We are joined by the incredible Tessa from LA who opens up about marching to the beat of her own drum, and is so open to all things sexual, plus challenges the status quo! She’s got plenty of stories to tell, however this week she kicks it off with a bang - or two! She delivers an amazing story from her last trip to London and how she really got down and made the most of her time, right to the last minute!

We are blessed with another DM from a listener wanting to know some advice on a scenario she is having with her boyfriend at the moment, have you been in the same situation? What have you done? Or what would you do?

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Tessa’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessapaisan

Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? [email protected]

Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

instagram.com/neillfraser/

P.s If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10 here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/

And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you:

https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/

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Married, Divorced & Dating - #81  - Road head hunting

#81  - Road head hunting

Married, Divorced & Dating

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12/11/23 • 32 min

#81 - Roadhead hunting

How long should you be dating someone before you enter their family chat?

We would love to hear your thoughts!

This weeks guest, another listener submitted a very adventurous roadhead story, which is absolutely classic! But please, don't try this at home!

Then we go way back down memory lane to Rachels's wedding where one of the grooms friends tries to fight her dad! What a yarn!

And until next year... alright, seeyaah! Happy holidays everyone <3

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? [email protected]

Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

instagram.com/neillfraser/

P.s If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10 here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/

And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you:

https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/

Happy loving

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Married, Divorced & Dating - #88  - The Holey Gravy Handy

#88 - The Holey Gravy Handy

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06/24/24 • 36 min

Dirty sweaty sex anyone? Are you a pre-sex showerer, or just get in there and do it kind of person?

We have another amazing anonymous guest story, where they get a first hand experience at saying grace around the dinner table while enjoying a happy meal.

Carl has some questions about ‘fanny’ that he really wants to ask Rachel as a ‘fanny’ owner.

Frontal wedgies, clit tingles, fanny flutters we cover it all!

Happy Listening!

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Tessa’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessapaisan

Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? [email protected]

Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

instagram.com/neillfraser/

P.s If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10 here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/

And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you:

https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/

Happy loving

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FAQ

How many episodes does Married, Divorced & Dating have?

Married, Divorced & Dating currently has 108 episodes available.

What topics does Married, Divorced & Dating cover?

The podcast is about Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Podcasts, Relationships and Sexuality.

What is the most popular episode on Married, Divorced & Dating?

The episode title '#80  - Anal 101 with Morgan Penn the Sexologist' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Married, Divorced & Dating?

The average episode length on Married, Divorced & Dating is 34 minutes.

How often are episodes of Married, Divorced & Dating released?

Episodes of Married, Divorced & Dating are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of Married, Divorced & Dating?

The first episode of Married, Divorced & Dating was released on Jun 1, 2021.

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