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Married, Divorced & Dating

Married, Divorced & Dating

Carl Thompson & Rachel Flood

The podcast about all the hilarious and ridiculous parts of people’s lives in and out of relationships. Join Rachel & Carl, two best mates, one married the other divorced & dating. Both with plenty to say about it.
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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Married, Divorced & Dating episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Married, Divorced & Dating for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Married, Divorced & Dating episode by adding your comments to the episode page.

Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you!

Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien space-themed sex party, where she got to have a lesbian orgy in a spaceship, making girls cum right in front of their boyfriends!

We then touch on self value and not accepting anything below the bare minimum! A nice reminder from Carl and Rachel to value yourself, and give and take the bare minimum! If you want longevity in a relationship, you NEED to give 50/50

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Tessa’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessapaisan

Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? [email protected]

Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

instagram.com/neillfraser/

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Married, Divorced & Dating - #90  - “Is scissoring actually a thing?”
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07/08/24 • 37 min

Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissoring to extensive toyboxes Carl, the self-proclaimed lesbian porn conisure, gets excited because he finally gets to ask every question about lesbians in the bedroom he's ever dreamed of.

Story time! We had a listener write in after listening to episode 87 around 50/50 in a relationship and had a question around guilt in the relationship, so we thought why not bring in a professional to help answer!

So we asked Rachel’s lovely therapist to give some guidance and advice, and Carl takes the opportunity to find out what is going on in Rachel’s noggin!

Want to book some time in with Lauren? Get in touch here:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/lauren-kurstin-deerfield-beach-fl/308842

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? [email protected]

Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

instagram.com/neillfraser/

P.s If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10 here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/

And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you:

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Married, Divorced & Dating - TRAILER - "Hand sanitiser on your VAGINA?!?!!!"
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06/01/21 • 1 min

Married, Divorced & Dating. Cumming soon to your ears.

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Married, Divorced & Dating - TRAILER - "Episode 1, Out Tomorrow"

TRAILER - "Episode 1, Out Tomorrow"

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06/20/21 • 0 min

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Married, Divorced & Dating - Behind the scenes - Tracy & Eugene the Scott FULL first meeting
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06/15/22 • 31 min

This is the full first meeting of Tracy & Eugene the Scottsman we found for her.

Listen in as a fly on the wall.

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Tracey’s instagram: instagram.com/traceysarahlydiard

Eugene’s Instagram: instagram.com/eugenethunder

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Ring sting, DIY Sherbert, Icks and Carl naked in Timberlands - welcome back to another week!

We are joined by one of our good friends, Dan Webby from the Edge Breakfast show and he shares an interesting story about playing Cops and Robbers with his friends in a loin cloth while having his first sexual awakening. He keeps oversharing about another time he gets stuck up a tree, naked...

Rachel then shares part 3 of her journey to being in a relationship, and this is the wholesome story we did not expect to hear come out of her mouth in 2023!

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Dan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/danwebby

Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? [email protected]

Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

instagram.com/neillfraser/

P.s If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10 here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/

And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you:

https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/

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Married, Divorced & Dating - #70 Squirting + Rachel’s Eulogy to her ex + Cam Mansel
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06/05/23 • 33 min

Brace yourself, because there is no foreplay this week! We are straight in there with squirting, Toblerone up butts, and eulogys.

Our special guest this week is Cam Mansel, who shares a tale about a night he invited a snapchat contact around and needed to switch the mood up. Surly everyone has been here before??

Then, Rachel opens up about her therapy journey and shares a helpful task her therapist gave her to help process the past and help to move on with the future. If you or anyone you know if going through a breakup make sure to listen and pass on this awesome piece of knowledge.

We are feeling really connected to therapy and looking after your mental health, more so than ever right now.

If you feel like you would like to try, here is a referral link for 1x free session to online therapy if you would like to give it a go. There are soo many therapists available all specialising in different areas.

https://bit.ly/3Cd21Bw

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Cam’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cammansel/

Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? [email protected]

Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

instagram.com/neillfraser/

P.s If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10 here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/

And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you:

https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/

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Married, Divorced & Dating - #59 Sharyn & Bryce Casey ‘Are we allowed to F**k on the floor??’
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02/27/23 • 50 min

Welcome to episode 59 of Married Divorced and Dating! (only 10 more until 69 - nice!)

In this episode, we are joined by the legendary Bryce and Sharyn Casey, the power couple who have been together for over a decade, to share their experience on how they keep their love alive alongside having children and hectic work schedules.

Then we get Rachel’s major love life update with her Perth DJ summer fling.
Strap in.

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/
Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Bryce’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brycecasey
Sharyn’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sharyncasey

Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? [email protected]

Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
instagram.com/neillfraser/

P.s If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10 here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/

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Are vegans strictly spitters?? We ask the BIG questions this week...

We are joined by Shortland Street actress, Rebekah Randell and get to know her spicy side! How much does she relate to her character Dawn on Shortland Street?

She also gives us a GREAT date tip which we will continue to use from now on! You might want to too!

Then off the back of getting to know each other last week, we continue the games with a Never WILL I ever. Find out where our lines are drawn, and heck, grab a drink and play along with us!

Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Rebekah’s Instagram: instagram.com/rebekah.randell

Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood

Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? [email protected]

Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

instagram.com/neillfraser/

P.s If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10 here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/

And if you dont know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you:

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Married, Divorced & Dating - #82  - Communication, Boundaries, and Sex with Ben and Jaz
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04/08/24 • 61 min

Welcome back and thank you for joining us in 2024! We’re so happy to kick this year off back in the studio together as Rachel has been flown back to the country for two months of work, and to tour with her boyfriend 👀

Hear all about her struggles with settling into London, and navigating her first relationship after marriage (5 years ago), and an update on Carl finding balance in his beautiful family life, plus his nipple kink!

Our guests this week are the incredible Ben and Jaz, who you may know from social media as @Onlyben_and_jaz

They open up to us about clear communication in a relationship, setting boundaries, what they learnt in their ‘30 days of Sex’ challenge, PLUS let us in on their next challenge deep diving into kinks. This is a great listen with a tonne of valuable information!

Then, we have one of you amazing listeners reach out anonymously asking the question about navigating your partner watching porn to masturbate. Carl and Rachel give their personal opinions to help navigate the conversation if it is a concern in a relationship.

Strap in, let's go!!!

Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Ben and Jaz’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/Onlyben_and_jaz

Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? [email protected]

Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

instagram.com/neillfraser/

P.s If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10 here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/

And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you:

https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/

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FAQ

How many episodes does Married, Divorced & Dating have?

Married, Divorced & Dating currently has 108 episodes available.

What topics does Married, Divorced & Dating cover?

The podcast is about Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Podcasts, Relationships and Sexuality.

What is the most popular episode on Married, Divorced & Dating?

The episode title '#80  - Anal 101 with Morgan Penn the Sexologist' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Married, Divorced & Dating?

The average episode length on Married, Divorced & Dating is 34 minutes.

How often are episodes of Married, Divorced & Dating released?

Episodes of Married, Divorced & Dating are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of Married, Divorced & Dating?

The first episode of Married, Divorced & Dating was released on Jun 1, 2021.

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