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MAMA NEVER TOLD US!

MAMA NEVER TOLD US!

THE SCOTT SISTERS

A podcast with three funny and brutally honest sisters in the throes of middle aged madness, navigating their way through the challenges, embarrassments, and body mutations they never saw coming!
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The Sisters Scott read some of the craziest, funniest, or just plain wacky as hell reviews people have left for everything from U.F.O. Detectors to Belly Button books! From mother-in-law murder weapons to banana slicers that save marriages!! We give this episode a kajillion stars and nobody found it helpful!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
Podcast Promo: Cage's Kiss at http://cageskiss.com

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"Quote this, Bitch!" is back!! But this time the sisters have to guess which classic songs the other sisters are quoting!! If you're looking for some intensely competitive sibling drama accompanied with nail-biting suspense and the usual incredible ridiculousness, look no further!!! Don't be surprised to find yourselves breaking out into song along with Lisa, Jen, and Amy...even if it's only to drown them out!!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
Podcast Promo: The Amazing World of Talkin' Shiz at https://twitter.com/talkin_shiz

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MAMA NEVER TOLD US! - E19: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...BITCH TOOK MY GROCERIES!
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03/31/20 • 48 min

Okay, so here's the thing..life's been a bit challenging and serious for everyone right now so this episode is just an easy, breezy, giggly, and a little chaotic joint...literally...Lisa is high AF!! The sisters tell embarrassing and hilarious stories of mishaps, mess-ups, and mistakes!! Sometimes all you need is a hearty chortle ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
Podcast Promo: Unpredictably Us @UnpredictablyUs

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MAMA NEVER TOLD US! - E18: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...THERE WOULD BE DAYS LIKE THESE!
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03/24/20 • 46 min

If you are like Lisa, Jen, and Amy right now, you may also be finding yourselves looking around and wondering if you are dreaming or if you woke up inside a Hollywood film! The Sisters regroup after Lisa's surgery and find themselves in an entirely different world than just two weeks prior!! They discuss the Coronavirus outbreak on global and personal levels. Hear how Lisa's surgery went, starting with her and Amy's pre-op, stoned as f#ck, pee in your pants, candy making debacle!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html

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MAMA NEVER TOLD US! - E15: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...BITCHES GET IT DONE!
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03/03/20 • 60 min

A spy who knew how to make an exit, a pregnant sea captain who saved the day, and Nazi spanking witches are just a few of the ferociously cool females discussed in this episode out just in time for Women's History Month. After a long-awaited return of "What the F#ck?!" where superhero P.R.A.M. (Purposeful Rudeness Awareness Maker) makes an appearance, Lisa, Jen, and Amy talk about some of the many kick ass, tough as f#ck, unstoppable, in your face women from all over the world!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: museumhack.com/general/badass-bitches/
SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a

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In this episode the Scott Sisters welcome their very first guest host!!! None other than Twitch sensation Dagonmar!! Dagon...as we like to call him ;)...discusses life as a member of the LGBTQIA+ community and tells his own personal stories of ignorance AND acceptance. And hear how Dagon hilariously turns the table on the ladies by testing their knowledge of the special lingo used in the gay community!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
Guest Appearance: DAGONMAR at http://twitch.tv/dagonmar
Podcast Promo: Unpredictably Us @UnpredictablyUs

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MAMA NEVER TOLD US! - E13: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...SOMETIMES BAD CAN BE REAL GOOD!
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02/11/20 • 43 min

You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, cuntnuggets?! Because you should! This episode covers some of those good-bad movies we all hate to love!! You'll discover why the Scott Sisters never became actresses as they quote lines from their favorite crappy movies while the other sisters try to guess what movie it is in the never before (possibly never again) played game "Quote This, Bitch" (Trademark damnit!!) ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
Special mention: DAGONMAR at http://twitch.tv/dagonmar
Podcast Promo: MOUSE AND WEENS PODCAST at
http://www.mouseandweens.com

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MAMA NEVER TOLD US! - E11: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!
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01/28/20 • 54 min

This is the perfect episode to cheer you up if you too are struggling with the untimely demise (he was only 104 after all) of Mr. Peanut R.I.P. The Scott sisters discuss their lives through their 20's, 30.s, 40's, which decade is their favorite so far, and what lies beyond!! Who will end up on a beach ignoring her sisters, who will be living like a hobbit, and who will come to be known as the illustrious Mrs. Depp!?!***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a

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On their last episode of 2019, Lisa, Jen, and Amy discuss this magical time of the year when we all bullsh#t ourselves that we are going to be better people in the next 365 days!! Grab your champagne (or charge up your nanobot), and laugh your way into 2020 with the Scott Sisters as they take on this New Year tradition as only they can..like gardy-loo shouting c#ntnuggets!!! ***Let us know what you think and share your stories! We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
https://daringtolivefully.com/new-years-resolutions-alternatives

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In this episode, you will learn about some of the Scott sisters' job experiences like mastering high pressure drive thru techniques and frozen yogurt machine maintenance practices!! Or drunken dry cleaning customer service skills and calf brains clean up procedures!! With these kind of credentials and expertise it's no wonder this highly educational and resourceful podcast came to fruition!!!!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
Podcast Promo: Geeksploration Podcast at geeksplorationpodcast.com
PODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and @pauls_illustrated on instagram

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How many episodes does MAMA NEVER TOLD US! have?

MAMA NEVER TOLD US! currently has 28 episodes available.

What topics does MAMA NEVER TOLD US! cover?

The podcast is about Women, Funny, Comedy, Real, Aging, Podcasts, Laugh, Resources and Edgy.

What is the most popular episode on MAMA NEVER TOLD US!?

The episode title 'E23: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...REALITY IS WAAAAAY OVERRATED!' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on MAMA NEVER TOLD US!?

The average episode length on MAMA NEVER TOLD US! is 47 minutes.

How often are episodes of MAMA NEVER TOLD US! released?

Episodes of MAMA NEVER TOLD US! are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of MAMA NEVER TOLD US!?

The first episode of MAMA NEVER TOLD US! was released on Nov 19, 2019.

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