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MAMA NEVER TOLD US!

MAMA NEVER TOLD US!

THE SCOTT SISTERS

A podcast with three funny and brutally honest sisters in the throes of middle aged madness, navigating their way through the challenges, embarrassments, and body mutations they never saw coming!
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MAMA NEVER TOLD US! - E13: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...SOMETIMES BAD CAN BE REAL GOOD!
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02/11/20 • 43 min

You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, cuntnuggets?! Because you should! This episode covers some of those good-bad movies we all hate to love!! You'll discover why the Scott Sisters never became actresses as they quote lines from their favorite crappy movies while the other sisters try to guess what movie it is in the never before (possibly never again) played game "Quote This, Bitch" (Trademark damnit!!) ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
Special mention: DAGONMAR at http://twitch.tv/dagonmar
Podcast Promo: MOUSE AND WEENS PODCAST at
http://www.mouseandweens.com

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The Sisters Scott read some of the craziest, funniest, or just plain wacky as hell reviews people have left for everything from U.F.O. Detectors to Belly Button books! From mother-in-law murder weapons to banana slicers that save marriages!! We give this episode a kajillion stars and nobody found it helpful!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
Podcast Promo: Cage's Kiss at http://cageskiss.com

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MAMA NEVER TOLD US! - E19: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...BITCH TOOK MY GROCERIES!
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03/31/20 • 48 min

Okay, so here's the thing..life's been a bit challenging and serious for everyone right now so this episode is just an easy, breezy, giggly, and a little chaotic joint...literally...Lisa is high AF!! The sisters tell embarrassing and hilarious stories of mishaps, mess-ups, and mistakes!! Sometimes all you need is a hearty chortle ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
Podcast Promo: Unpredictably Us @UnpredictablyUs

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MAMA NEVER TOLD US! - E18: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...THERE WOULD BE DAYS LIKE THESE!
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03/24/20 • 46 min

If you are like Lisa, Jen, and Amy right now, you may also be finding yourselves looking around and wondering if you are dreaming or if you woke up inside a Hollywood film! The Sisters regroup after Lisa's surgery and find themselves in an entirely different world than just two weeks prior!! They discuss the Coronavirus outbreak on global and personal levels. Hear how Lisa's surgery went, starting with her and Amy's pre-op, stoned as f#ck, pee in your pants, candy making debacle!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html

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Back by popular demand (but really because Amy was not available) Lisa and Jen bring you another goose-pimply, chill-inducing paranormal episode!! Jen covers the spookily weird and still unsolved Dyaltov Pass Incident while Lisa talks about everyone's favorite evil possessed devil doll, Annabelle!! Grab a drink and keep the lights on!!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
TEXT Floyd to 55156
http://instagram.com/shaunking
http://instagram.com/grassrootslaw

PODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and @pauls_illustrated on instagram

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MAMA NEVER TOLD US! - E9: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...WE F#$KING DESERVE IT, DAMNIT!
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01/14/20 • 37 min

The Scott Sisters take on the stigma of enjoying a "guilty" pleasure and they say "piss off" to that!!! So grab that carton of ice cream, crack open your favorite jug of sumfin-sumfin ;) let your gummy bears skinny dip in Absinthe, and join the movement!!!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a

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MAMA NEVER TOLD US! - E23: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...REALITY IS WAAAAAY OVERRATED!
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04/28/20 • 45 min

Feel like pretending for a brief moment that what Willy Wonka...who just happens to be this podcast's biggest fan...once said was true? That if you "Wanna change the world? There's nothing to it." Lisa, Jen, and Amy have opened up their broad and somewhat frightening imaginations to create ridiculously impossible inventions for all those things in life that just really suck or to just make life a little more livable!! Don't like housework? Want to get rid of those stretch marks and wrinkles? Looking for a sure fire way to detect a scum bag on the spot? AHHHHHHHH..If only!!!!!
***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
National Domestic Violence Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233 or
https://www.thehotline.org/help/Podcast Promo: Bedknobs & Broomflicks at anchor.fm/broomflicks
PODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and @pauls_illustrated on instagram
Song Credits: "Pure Imagination" 1971, Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley, Paramount.

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In this episode, you will learn about some of the Scott sisters' job experiences like mastering high pressure drive thru techniques and frozen yogurt machine maintenance practices!! Or drunken dry cleaning customer service skills and calf brains clean up procedures!! With these kind of credentials and expertise it's no wonder this highly educational and resourceful podcast came to fruition!!!!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
Podcast Promo: Geeksploration Podcast at geeksplorationpodcast.com
PODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and @pauls_illustrated on instagram

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"Quote this, Bitch!" is back!! But this time the sisters have to guess which classic songs the other sisters are quoting!! If you're looking for some intensely competitive sibling drama accompanied with nail-biting suspense and the usual incredible ridiculousness, look no further!!! Don't be surprised to find yourselves breaking out into song along with Lisa, Jen, and Amy...even if it's only to drown them out!!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
Podcast Promo: The Amazing World of Talkin' Shiz at https://twitter.com/talkin_shiz

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MAMA NEVER TOLD US! - E1: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...WE WOULD TURN INTO THEM!
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11/19/19 • 41 min

Get to know the sisters! Our very own in-house crime novelist, Lisa, interrogates Jen and Amy with her homemade questionnaire! Then, the ladies cover everyone's worst nightmare since adolescence...becoming their parents! Is there hope for any of us?? ***Disclaimer - The audio is a work in process, but we promise we are working on it!***Let us know what you think and share your stories! We can be reached on TWITTER:@MamaNeverToldU1 on INSTAGRAM at instagram.com/mama_never_told_us/
by EMAIL at [email protected], and on our WEBSITE at mamanevertoldus.buzzsprout.com Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a

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How many episodes does MAMA NEVER TOLD US! have?

MAMA NEVER TOLD US! currently has 28 episodes available.

What topics does MAMA NEVER TOLD US! cover?

The podcast is about Women, Funny, Comedy, Real, Aging, Podcasts, Laugh, Resources and Edgy.

What is the most popular episode on MAMA NEVER TOLD US!?

The episode title 'E23: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...REALITY IS WAAAAAY OVERRATED!' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on MAMA NEVER TOLD US!?

The average episode length on MAMA NEVER TOLD US! is 47 minutes.

How often are episodes of MAMA NEVER TOLD US! released?

Episodes of MAMA NEVER TOLD US! are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of MAMA NEVER TOLD US!?

The first episode of MAMA NEVER TOLD US! was released on Nov 19, 2019.

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