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This episode's food selection is from Crystal Cafe

Located at 402 Market St. in Parkersburg, WV.

Here's what we ordered: West Virginia style hot dog, Turkey Reuben, Ranch Roast Beef, Cajun burger, broccoli salad, Homemade corned beef hash, cinnamon rolls, cookies

In this episode, we ate at a local institution of Parkersburg - a lunch counter that has served downtown since 1948. We found it while attending the first ever Appalachian Paracon convention at the Blennerhasset Hotel. Kelsey gives us a continuation of her coverage of the Colorado Springs killings of the 70s. The Creeps get sassy and each get their own cookie.

This episode's food selection is from Say-Boy Restaurant, located at 1228 Country Club Rd #10, Fairmont, WV. Open Daily 11 AM-8 PM.

Here's what we ordered:

Shared: Almond crusted walleye, salmon cakes, Broasted chicken and potatoes, mac and cheese, mashed potatoes and gravy, baked sweet potato, bacon braised Brussels sprouts, salad, assorted homemade cheesecakes: Peanut butter, Almond Joy, and classic cherry

In this episode, Matt reveals that he’s found the light and error of his ways and attempts to convert Kelsey to some of that old time religion, a fellowship that is definitely not a cult in any way, with the reading of a really extremely long list. Kelsey audibly gulps at the number of Dont’s on said list. The Main Creeps also try to attempt loopholes so they can read the National Inquirer, profess love of tactical shorts and sodas named after wine, and Matt tried sweet potatoes against his interests. Creeps, remember to keep your happy face, don’t check out during the song, and stay away from Phyllis.

We tried some wonderful treats from food vendors at Paranormish Con. Here's what we ordered:

From Kobe Fusion Asian Restaurant: Teriyaki chicken bowl, cheese wontons with sweet chile sauce, Tropical & custom blend lavender strawberry teas

Hilltop Coffee: An iced coffee Good Morning Appalachia latte

This episode comes to you recorded live from Paranormish Con in Oak Hill, WV, where the Main Creeps Kelsey & Matt were guest speakers. In this episode, Matt tells the story of Sarah Louisa Linn, a lady who was killed in the early 1900s. Sarah was found bludgeoned to death in her home, which is now the area around the modern day campus halls of Glenville State College, where she's purported to still haunt the grounds to this day. Whether that's true, Matt details the interesting life Sis Lynn led before her passing, including her divorce and "smart lady bootlegging" business on the side. Pour some wine in honor of Ms. Linn. Our editor Britte joins the Creeps to take the rest of the tea. Matt gets annoyed by sticky balls of boba in his.

In this special April Fools episode, Kelsey and Matt are super excited and super tired. The Creeps tell two hair raising stories of brazen true crime. They also try an odd TikTok trend of unknown florp, against their will, thanks to Michael.

This week, the Creeps try Dave's Famous T&L Hotdogs, with several local locations. We tried the location within Meadowbrook Mall's food court, at 2399 Meadowbrook Mall Rd, Bridgeport, WV. Open Mon-Sat 10 AM-9 PM, Sun 11 AM-6 PM. Here's what we ordered:

Hotdogs with "everything" onions and mustard & Medium spicy chili (or hotdog sauce), fresh cut fries with nacho cheese

In this episode, Kelsey tells the story of Jonathan Watson who was arrested and sentenced for murder in the early 2000's, only to continue murdering once imprisoned, and the alleged details of those crimes, which occurred within the infamous Corcoran California State Prison.

The Creeps also talk about hotdog topping preferences, the slaw line, death by salt, plans for two years from now, and steamed bun terrariums.