Lamborghinis, Hookers, and Blow | Crypto Bro Scam

09/07/23 • 1 min

I lost all my money I feared missing out So I traded my money for crypto And lost it all somehow A brick is not a soccer ball But a brick you could kick Crypto's not a currency It's just a bunch of bullshit What happened to all my money? I asked Dick the Crypto bro He grabbed my crotch and shouted Lamborghinis, Hookers, and Blow Lamborghinis, Hookers, and Blow Now I got nothing left Except some digits in an app What a bunch of bullshit What a bunch of crap What happened to all my money? I asked Dick the Crypto bro He laughed so hard and shouted Lamborghinis, Hookers, and Blow Lamborghinis, Hookers, and Blow Lamborghinis, Hookers, and Blow

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