Episode 4 - Stale Oats and a Pail of Milk pt. 2
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03/24/21 • 55 min
Hello and welcome back to Fantasy Cribs. I'm Aldous Yeardley, a man with a bowel problem and a concerning fascination for worms. Today I'm going to show you around my traditional 18th century home.
As they say: "man cannot live on bread alone". So I invested in this pail of milk. Perfect for keeping my frail Victorian bones big and strong. They also say don't trust the banks, so I store all of my worldly possessions behind a one of a kind bum worm in the cupboard beside my desk. You might have also noticed I have a visitor. I used to live alone but life in a two bedroom terrace house can get lonely. So now I live with a man I don't remember ordering on-the-line. He loves painting and decorating so, in return for his friendship, I clothe him and teach him of the marvels of the cosmos. Thanks to my dear petal Ivy for keeping me on the straight and narrow all these years. I wouldn't have all this money without you.
This episode Zoë, Katie, Lucy and Steve live vicariously through their characters and go shopping. Sam definitely didn't have to cuttwo hours of shopping down to 20 minutes. That's definitely not a thing that happened.
Enjoy your time at our table and feel free to pull up a chair anytime on twitter @LovecraftDnD.
Credits:
Written and produced by: Sam McKay
Snookums D'Joliver: Dr Steve "Aromat" Cross
Brogargh Draconian: Lucy "not like other horse-girls" Eckersley
Baccho: Katie Hunter
Ivy Ignatio Flores III: Zoë "knows lots of words" McGee
Links:
Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/LovecraftDnD
Follow Steve - https://twitter.com/steve_x
Follow Lucy - https://twitter.com/punkbiologist
Follow Zoë - https://twitter.com/thezhm
Follow Sam - https://twitter.com/SJ_McKay
Find Michael's soundscapes and support him here: https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi
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Hello and welcome back to Fantasy Cribs. I'm Aldous Yeardley, a man with a bowel problem and a concerning fascination for worms. Today I'm going to show you around my traditional 18th century home.
As they say: "man cannot live on bread alone". So I invested in this pail of milk. Perfect for keeping my frail Victorian bones big and strong. They also say don't trust the banks, so I store all of my worldly possessions behind a one of a kind bum worm in the cupboard beside my desk. You might have also noticed I have a visitor. I used to live alone but life in a two bedroom terrace house can get lonely. So now I live with a man I don't remember ordering on-the-line. He loves painting and decorating so, in return for his friendship, I clothe him and teach him of the marvels of the cosmos. Thanks to my dear petal Ivy for keeping me on the straight and narrow all these years. I wouldn't have all this money without you.
This episode Zoë, Katie, Lucy and Steve live vicariously through their characters and go shopping. Sam definitely didn't have to cuttwo hours of shopping down to 20 minutes. That's definitely not a thing that happened.
Enjoy your time at our table and feel free to pull up a chair anytime on twitter @LovecraftDnD.
Credits:
Written and produced by: Sam McKay
Snookums D'Joliver: Dr Steve "Aromat" Cross
Brogargh Draconian: Lucy "not like other horse-girls" Eckersley
Baccho: Katie Hunter
Ivy Ignatio Flores III: Zoë "knows lots of words" McGee
Links:
Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/LovecraftDnD
Follow Steve - https://twitter.com/steve_x
Follow Lucy - https://twitter.com/punkbiologist
Follow Zoë - https://twitter.com/thezhm
Follow Sam - https://twitter.com/SJ_McKay
Find Michael's soundscapes and support him here: https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 3 - Stale Oats and a Pail of Milk pt.1
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This episode we are back to our usual high quality programming: meet the mysterious Aldous Yeardley, discover the delights contained within his kitchen and find out what's in the box full of man we've been carrying around town....
Enjoy your time at our table and feel free to pull up a chair anytime on twitter @LovecraftDnD.
Written and produced by: Sam McKay
Snookums D'Joliver: Dr Steve "I'll do anything for money" Cross
Brogargh Draconian: Lucy "I once received a tapeworm in the mail on Valentines day" Eckersley
Baccho: Katie Hunter
Ivy Ignatio Flores III: Zoë "Let them eat cake" McGee
Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/LovecraftDnD
Follow Steve - https://twitter.com/steve_x
Follow Lucy - https://twitter.com/punkbiologist
Follow Zoë - https://twitter.com/thezhm
Follow Sam - https://twitter.com/SJ_McKay
Find Michael's soundscapes and support him here: https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 5: The Festival of the Red Moon
Welcome back to our table friends! Resident worm man Sam here to cordially invite you to The Festival of the Red Moon. Famed for its culinary delights, fine brews and its mystical reenactment of the greatest story ever told we know you and your family will have a wonderful time.Nothing spooky ever happens here. Promise.
Enjoy your time at our table and feel free to pull up a chair anytime on twitter @LovecraftDnD.
Credits:
Written and produced by: Sam McKay
Snookums D'Joliver: Dr Steve "Early Bedtime" Cross
Brogargh Draconian: Lucy "xxxCryptidLoverxxx" Eckersley
Baccho: Kate "Don't you dare call me Katie again" Hunter
Ivy Ignatio Flores III: Zoë "Hates candyfloss" McGee
Links:
Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/LovecraftDnD
Follow Steve - https://twitter.com/steve_x
Follow Lucy - https://twitter.com/punkbiologist
Follow Zoë - https://twitter.com/thezhm
Follow Sam - https://twitter.com/SJ_McKay
Find Michael's soundscapes and support him here: https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi
Support Vox Vulgaris: https://voxvulgaris.bandcamp.com/music
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