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Your vacation adventure doesn't have to start when the plane touches down.

This episode is not explicit.

Voiced by Cap Blackard, Eleanor Edwards, Oral Frier, and Allison Haaland and was written and produced by Cap Blackard

Cap Blackard is a multidisciplinary artist specializing in writing, illustration, and podcasting. She's the showrunner of the award-winning audio drama, The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program, a queer horror-comedy; co-creator the forthcoming animated series, Lightning Dogs; and is Mother Brain of Omniverse, her media company focused on storytelling podcasts. Her forthcoming series, TRANScend is a genre-bending autobiography exploring her transgender journey and the interconnectedness of all things.

https://cthulhumystery.com https://omniverse.media

TRANSCRIPT

[Adventure music plays]

ANNOUNCER: Soar into adventure and intrigue with “Air of Mystery” - The world's first combination airline and escape room.

No more boring flights and cramped seats, on Air of Mystery, before you even touch down in your favorite travel destinations, you're whisked away to exotic locales like The Mansion of the Arcane, The Crypt of Muldoon, or Green Beard's Secret Cove.

[Jungle noises]

TEMPLE GUARD: Put your tray tables up, and your seat backs in the DEAD position. Ho-ho-ho-ho!

ANNOUNCER: While your ears are popping, you'll be popping locks as you decode ancient secrets, and discover hidden clues. But these complex riddles can't be solved alone - you'll have to work together with your fellow passengers if you want to find the treasure and make it out alive.

WOMAN: It's a color matching puzzle – put the green gem in the sarcophagus!

MAN: No! These hieroglyphs say that depressurizes the cabin

NERDY MAN: According to the professor's journal you just have to place it here and... voila!

[A stone clicks into place and a heavy door opens]

ANNOUNCER: Passengers 10 and under won't be left out of the excitement. Our cabins are now outfitted with Air Force FUN – a supervised, interactive play area

CHILD: Get off my plane!

ANNOUNCER: Air of Mystery - departing daily with flights to New York, Orlando, Chicago, and San Juan.

The Pirates by Jon Wright licensed via Melody Loop

Ants lay strange eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by Kenneth Eckle, Music by Mx Michael https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Ants lay too many eggs. We all know and love ants; they fight with grasshoppers about seasons. But did you also know that when an ant becomes the queen of a new colony, it will lay THOUSANDS of eggs a day? Not only that, but it has to choose the sex of every single one! That’s a lot of decision-making! If she chooses to fertilize an egg, it becomes a female worker ant; all the unfertilized eggs become male sex slaves. In the queen’s entire, and what must be dull, lifetime, it will lay about a third of a million eggs! That’s more eggs than stars in the sky, I bet. Finally, in an act of unbridled sadism, she also determines which of the eggs will become their own future queens, thereby subjecting them to the same endless and frankly bizarre cycle of lifelong torture. Ants lay strange eggs. Mx Michael

What will become of Michael and Margaret? And more importantly, who won the Sock Sliding Championships?! This episode is not explicit.

Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Margaret, In case you’re wondering why there’s no ice for your 5th Martini and Rossi on the rocks this evening, it’s because the last of the cubes are on my face. I understand your dislike of my sock sliding, but it was the finals, and I was favored for the win. Sprinkling sugar water on the floor was a low blow. Once the sticky stuff is cleaned up, I’m afraid the season will be extending into triple elongated overtime. Also, we have ants. Michael. Music: your wicked ways by Richard J. Freitas, Geraldine Brioso, from Storyblocks

From ragdoll to bragdoll. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker DOLLY - Angélique Lazarus Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program. Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called "KibaKovers", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon! An experienced educator, singer, and veteran of voice over, Angelique lends her voice and talent as Dolly in Madonna Spectacle. She started her voice acting career in 2016 with Ryan Estrada's ""Big Data"" in South Korea. Since then, Angelique has been in several audio drama productions as well as animations and content creation projects. Someone told her once she could play Ursula's bastard daughter and she's kind of into it. Links: Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/ Angelique Lazarus http://www.angeliquevoices.com Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/ Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/ Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/ TRANSCRIPT DOLLY, EX-MOM, NOW TRAITOR Listen, honey. Here’s 200 dollars. I know it’s just a disease, but I can’t have a sick person in my house, can I? It just makes me feel unsafe. You can always come back if you stop... you know... bein’ a deviant. Now, get!

MADONNA SPECTACLE Screw you Dolly, ex-mom, now traitor. I arrive in the big city, more exhausted than I thought I’d be (all I’ve done is sit on a bus). My suitcase is full of dresses I stole from Dolly and I’ve been practicing in front of a mirror.

MADONNA SPECTACLE, FROM MADONNA’S “LIVE TO TELL “I have a tale to tell Sometimes it gets so hard to hide it well”

MADONNA SPECTACLE I even came up with a new name. Madonna Spectacle! You can survive anything if you have pizzazz! Credits This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle and Angelique Lazarus as Dolly. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.