Let Them Eat Cheesecake: A Golden Girls Podcast

Blanche swipes an eligible bachelor right from under Dorothy's and Rose's nose, but then decides he's not proper enough. Then she changes her mind, but it's too late.

We get our first holiday episode! Listen as we discuss and (over)analyze the Golden Girls Christmas episode for 1986.

We learn that Blanche really as a weakness for Santas. The ladies are held up...kinda. And then it snows in Miami.

The girls get to meet Burt Reynolds! The problem is, Blanche is just so obsessed with men, she books them a night in a hotel that appealed to her because of the number of men in the hotel lobby. Of course, the reason there are so many men congregated there is because it's a Miami Beach hot-spot for prostitution!

Blanche, Dorothy, and Rose are caught up in a sting operation and end up "downtown." Sophia comes to bail them out but snags the Burt Reynolds meet-and-greet tickets instead.

Blanche hurt her at an exercise class, so she can't engage in any of her usual physical activity, but that doesn't mean her bed isn't seeing any action. Michael (Dorothy's son) and Bridget (Rose's daughter) happen to both be visiting the ladies at the same time, and love (or something like that) is in the air. How will the girls handle this development? Not well.

Oh Stan, you Bachalagoop. Stan comes back to get Dorothy's signature to sell off some land they purchased on their honeymoon. The next thing you know, they're in bed together. Now, Dorothy has to sort through her feelings. Enjoy the episode. It's primo, babe!