Latter-Day Lesbian

Endure to the End, Quietly Obey, Modest is Hottest. All of these were contenders for our Effed Up Mormon Phrase of the Day. Which one made the cut? Listen and find out! In this episode we roast a troll, discuss double earring commentary by douchey elders, and realize that no matter how tough life gets, we could always be a leper, so maybe things aren't so bad after all. Enjoy!
Music provided by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com.

Sister missionaries, it's time to step into some trousers (one leg at a time). And Shelly gets all up in her feels about her divorce. Also, we read an amazing listener email about "reparative" or conversion therapy. What???? No thanks, Mormons. We're all good on that front.
Music provided by: https://www.purple-planet.com.

Shelly talks about the annual Christmas letter from her "perfect Mormon family." Insert eye-rolling emoji. Mary is starting to think this Mormon stuff might actually be fake. Hmm...
Music provided by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com.

It's a grab bag o' holiday goodies in today's episode. We revisit a classic FUMPOTD, talk about gifts for all the Mormons on your list, and hear from Pirate God about the foretelling of a Messiah...or Joseph Smith...we can't be sure. Perhaps it's all fake? Enjoy!
Music provided by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com.

After receiving an email from a listener who let us know that her girlfriend (also a listener) had recently died by suicide, we felt that we wanted to bring on therapist and friend, Kimberly Anderson, to help us navigate this topic. So this episode is dedicated to Charly. If someone you care about is contemplating suicide, please reference the links below for help. Thank you.
Kimberly is holding an open-to-the-public LGBTQ+ and Trauma Informed Suicide Education/Prevention workshop on July 12th at 7pm PST. Come one, come all. Also, please share: https://www.facebook.com/events/265060641466169/
QPR Institute: 800-273-TALK / Question. Persuade. Refer. https://qprinstitute.com
Safety Plan Template: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Brown_StanleySafetyPlanTemplate.pdf
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255 / https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
Trans Lifeline: 877-565-8860 / https://www.translifeline.org
The Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386 / https://www.thetrevorproject.org
Project Semicolon: https://projectsemicolon.com
American Foundation for Suicide Prevention: 800-273-8255 / Support groups: https://afsp.org/find-a-support-group/
Suicide Awareness Voices of Education: 800-273-8255 / Support groups: https://save.org/what-we-do/grief-support/
Alliance of Hope support groups: https://allianceofhope.org/find-support/find-a-support-group/
American Association of Suicidology support groups: https://suicidology.org/resources/support-groups/
LGBTQ+ subsidized therapy: https://flourishtherapy.org
Find a therapist: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us
DBT explained: https://psychcentral.com/lib/an-overview-of-dialectical-behavior-therapy/
“Same Sex Attracted” – LGBT BYU documentary: 7/10 – 7/19 film festival tickets: https://www.utahfilmcenter.org/damntheseheels/dth2020/