Last Donut of the Night

Hey, everyone! I did a set of waffle jokes over in Kouts, Indiana this morning and recorded it. I think it went pretty well. The diners seemed satisfied and the waitresses looked like they had a lightness to them after my performance. It's all waffle related jokes in honor of the venue, the Waffle Queen. If you're in the mood for waffles or breakfast, I can't recommend the Waffle Queen in Kouts, IN more. Thanks for listening!

Let's take a look breakfast. The morning meal that often starts the day for us. It can be a quick bite or an elaborate meal, but is it the most important meal of the day? Clip sources (in no order) - Heinz Tomato Juice - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOggM3wz-dA Florida Citrus Canned Orange Juice - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CG1THvNt2E Florida Orange Juice - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8tTWYGbAnA Liquid Children's Vitamins - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7mcxJdQXBQ Kellogg Corn Flakes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asinhzg9XVc Milk Commercial - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xRJivMxs3s Old Maids Commercial - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9m1YQ8V-Bo Jubilation T Cornpone - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsep-_M03AA Quaker Oats Good News - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCYql-JwVso William Tell Overture Beginning - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RM7cQCC4sU Let's Make a Sandwich - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz4SYkwSxTM Most Important Meal of the Day - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbQVOJaKkI Lilies of the Field Breakfast Scene - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12iewuXNhbE Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Breakfast - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ANNZ1RKVuo Five Easy Pieces Diner Scene - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtfNE4z6a8 Coneheads Breakfast Scene - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvJN2VPu6no

I had a rough couple of days of recording audio for the Cosmic Blair Network. Unfortunately, that means I stretched my voice too thin and now it's on the mend. Please enjoy this chill but useful audio episode. This is Phil, the host of the Last Donut of the Night. Thanks for listening.

Let’s talk about the Belgian sensation, waffles! How do you like your waffles? Fresh or frozen? Berries or syrup?

Clips (no order):

• Never Eat Soggy Waffles - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIyQQmLfyWM
• Good Will Hunting 'My Boy's Wicked Smart' - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIdsjNGCGz4
• Sonic Double Stuf Oreo Waffle Cone Review - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gas-9Sr_XE
• Has anyone seen a Waffle House TV commercial? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgwdu-UaUrU
• "USA USA" People chant - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JiBVjPY3pg
• Aristotle's Chicken & Waffles - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CEQWUcQyOQ
• Eating Waffles 1984 Stanger Things (Weird Paul) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-V4rfn8Y0s
• All the Waffles (Park & Rec) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpMpBymknmc
• Homer's Moon Waffles - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO4BarQx7fI
• THE GREATEST COOKING SHOW OF ALL TIME - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptdflx9bZjY
• Invader Zim GIR made waffles - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX3gxtuup5E
• All the best waffle makers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3n_jy1P1vA
• How to Make the Best Waffles - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR64hfkGQeU
• 1972 Waffle Wiffler - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTly1czs1k8
• Waffle Wiffler and the Bell Tower - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO-blBBSlnI
• Belgian National Anthem - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9u_Ituu2Q8
• Hugh Laurie on Belgians - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ky7AU7d8I
• Tapeheads Roscoe's Chicken 'n' Waffles - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnBZMngx97o

Come hang out with me as I shovel some snow and talk about the connection between food and artists. And the importance of breakfast when doing work. It's a fun time.

If you have any questions, call the hotline at (219) 386-3284. Thanks!