Kill Every Monster
Dylan Malenfant & Aram Vartian
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Undead Horde
Kill Every Monster
01/31/22 • 97 min
The Monster Manual describes Skeletons and Zombies as “the foot soldiers of an undead army. While skeletons are capable of following simple and direct orders, making them capable of tasks such as loading catapults or forming a shield wall, zombies are mindless soldiers, taking the most direct route to enemies, unable to comprehend obstacles or dangerous terrain.”
In this episode, we are joined by Amelia Antrim.
Amelia (she/her) is one of the co-hosts of Character Creation Cast, a podcast that explores roleplaying games by sitting down with guests and making characters in a new system each month. She is also the co-host of Garbage of the Five Rings, a podcast devoted to the lore and history of the Legend of the Five Rings, for when you love something dearly but you know it’s trash. She is also a judge for the 2021-2022 ENnie Awards. She can be found on Twitter @gingerreckoning.
MUSIC
- "The Warbird" by Tri Tachyon
- "Please Wake Up" by Meydn
- "March of the Spoons" by Kevin Macleod
- "Triumph" by Jon Luc Hefferman
- "Sunset" by Kai Engel
- "Unnatural Situation" by Kevin Macleod
- "Ondes de Gravit" by Mathieu Lamontagne & Emmanuel Toledo
- "Discovery" by Jon Luc Hefferman
- "Crossing the Chasm" by Kevin Macleod
- "Lost Time" by Kevin Macleod
Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?
Send us your questions for our Season 1 Mailbag episode!
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Black Dragon (Part 1)
Kill Every Monster
04/17/23 • 83 min
Black Dragons are described in the Monster Manual as creatures who “loathe seeing the weak prosper and revel in the collapse of humanoid kingdoms. They make their homes in fetid swamps and crumbling ruins where kingdoms once stood.”
We are joined by Austin Taylor.
Austin is a professional podcaster, narrative designer, game performer, and therapist. They are one of the designers of Deimos Academy and a cast member on Transplanar RPG. You can find Austin over on twitter @sailorsctaustin.
CAST
- Dylan Malenfant: Co-producer, Gamemaster
- Aram Vartian: Co-producer, Editor
MUSIC
- "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
- "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello
- "Red in Black" by Kosta T
- "Blizzard PON I" by Kai Engel
- "Mennai Um Vela Ata" by BattleBards
- "Downfall" by Kai Engel
- "Cylinder Five" by Chris Zabriskie
- "Ondes de gravit" by Mathieu Lamontagne, Emmanuel Toledo
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Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?
Send us your questions for a future mailbag episode!
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Kuo-toa
Kill Every Monster
04/01/24 • 88 min
The Monster Manual describes Kuo-toa as “fishlike humanoids that once inhabited the shores and islands of the surface world. Long ago humans and their ilk drove the kuo-toa underground, where they dwell in everlasting night. Kuo-toa can no longer abide daylight."
We are joined by Jeremy Cobb.
Jeremy is an actor, writer, and podcast host whom you may know as the cohost and Resident GM of the show 3 Black Halflings! In addition to 3BH, Jeremy has appeared on Not Another D&D Podcast, Dicebreaker, Transplanar, and many more. He recently started a streaming channel, twitch.tv/casualquestlive, in which he plays classic games for the first time, guided by his best friend Tay! You can find him on Twitter and Blue Sky @jeremycobb1 and on Instagram @thecobbmeister.
MUSIC
- "A Truly Powerful Force" by
- "The Deepest Cave" by Farrell Wooten
- "Defenders Unite" by Niklas Johansson
- "Hecatomb" by Jo Wandrini
- "Hieroglyphs" by Dream Cave
- "The Hydrograph" by Power Druid
- "Beneath the Church" by Jo Wandrini
- "Chain of Events" by Michael Rothery
- "Austere" by Enigmanic
- "Splitting" by Farrell Wooten
- "Saving the Day" by Erik Fernholm
- "Shaman of Europe" by Joseph Beg
- "Binaural Overlay" by Joseph Beg
- "Shapeshifter" by Martin Klem
- "Lady in Black" by Farrell Wooten
- "You Are Not Alone" by Luella Gren
- "Hot Air Balloons" by Erik Fernholm
- "First Second" by Jay Varton
- "Skylike" by Christophe Gorman
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*PREVIEW* DM Notes: People
Kill Every Monster
10/16/23 • 2 min
Want a free 7-day pass to hear or watch this and many other Patreon-exclusive bonus episodes? We've got DM Notes, Cutting Room Floor clips, free .pdf adventures, and more for you at patreon.com/deadghostpro.
For the People episode with Gus and Hailey we talk about how we structure games, how people are always the bad guys, and what we actually mean when we say "people."
CAST
- Dylan Malenfant: Co-producer, Gamemaster
- Aram Vartian: Co-producer, Editor
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*PREVIEW* DM Notes: Modron
Kill Every Monster
09/23/23 • 1 min
Want a free 7-day pass to hear or watch this and many other Patreon-exclusive bonus episodes? We've got DM Notes, Cutting Room Floor clips, free .pdf adventures, and more for you at patreon.com/deadghostpro.
Aram and Dylan talk about little mechanical fascists, cross-over episodes, and Star Wars in the video DM Notes for the Modron episode.
CAST
- Dylan Malenfant: Co-producer, Gamemaster
- Aram Vartian: Co-producer, Editor
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DMs Notes: Mind Flayer
Kill Every Monster
11/14/22 • 27 min
Dylan and Aram talk about animorphs, and also praise VJ a lot.
Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?
Send us your questions for a future mailbag episode!
Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/kill-every-monster/donations
Will-o-Wisp
Kill Every Monster
04/03/23 • 95 min
The Monster Manual describes Will-o’-wisps as “malevolent, wispy balls of light that haunt lonely places and battlefields, bound by dark fate or dark magic to feed on fear and despair.”
We are joined by Amelia Som.
Amelia is an ethereal immortal currently making content in the tabletop game space. They create videos on TikTok and appear in several podcasts and livestreams, including Unprepared Casters and GuildFellows. To see what they’re up to now, you can find them most places @ameliasom or by going to links.ameliasom.com.
CAST
- Dylan Malenfant: Co-producer, Gamemaster
- Aram Vartian: Co-producer, Editor
MUSIC
- "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
- "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello
- "At Rest" by Kevin MacLeod
- "Biology Slides" by Bleak House
- "Moorland" by Kevin MacLeod
- "Aquarium" by Kevin MacLeod
- "Ghost Processional" by Kevin MacLeod
- "Dark Alleys" by Kai Engel
- "Contention" by Kai Engel
- "Run" by Kai Engel
- "Written in Ink" by Kai Engel
- "Forgotten Marches" by Kai Engel
- "Avenge The Fallen" by Kai Engel
- "Downfall" by Kai Engel
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Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?
Send us your questions for a future mailbag episode!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Banshee
Kill Every Monster
08/30/21 • 60 min
The Monster Manual describes the banshee as “the undead remnants of elves who, blessed with great beauty, failed to use their gift to bring joy to the world. Instead, they used their beauty to corrupt and control others. Elves afflicted by the banshee’s curse experience know no gladness, feeling only distress in the presence of the living. As the curse takes its toll, their minds and bodies decay until death completes their transformation into undead monsters.”
Get our DM's notes and print-ready maps for the Banshee encounter
We are joined this episode by writer and conservationist Orla ní Dhúill.
Orla is an Irish writer and professional tree botherer bouncing between Dublin and an island off the west coast of Ireland where she can stand on sea cliffs and scream to her heart's content. She is the creator of best-selling DMs Guild adventure Murder on the Eberron Express and a contributor to 2c Gaming's TPK Bestiary Vol 2.
MUSIC
- "Song of the Banshee" by Aine Minogue
- "Virtutes Vocis" and "Virtutes Instrumenti" by Kevin MacLeod
- "The Path of the Goblin King" by Kevin MacLeod
- "See You Soon" by Borrtex
- "Hero Down" by Kevin MacLeod
- "Blizzard" by Kai Engel
- "Capital City" by Sebastian Anus
Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Each episode we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?
Send us your questions for our next mailbag episode!
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Tarrasque (Part 2)
Kill Every Monster
07/03/23 • 45 min
The Monster Manual describes the Tarrasque as a “fifty feet tall and seventy feet long behemoth, weighing hundreds of tons. It carries itself like a bird of prey, leaning forward and using its powerful lashing tail for balance. Its cavernous maw yawns wide enough to swallow all but the largest creatures, and so great is its hunger that it can devour the populations of whole towns.”
We are joined by Harli Kane.
Harli—whose pronouns are she/they—is a performer, cosplayer, streamer, TTRPG aficionado, dungeon master, dice fairy, and Brandon Sanderson superfan. She's best known as Luos on The World's Guild, Kayori on Creative Crits, Nezetta on Worldbuilders, and Leo in various other one-shots and stories.
CAST
- Dylan Malenfant: Co-producer, Gamemaster
- Aram Vartian: Co-producer, Editor
MUSIC
- "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
- "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello
- "Epic Cinematic" by Scott Holmes
- "Visum" by Kai Engel
- "Seeker" by Kai Engel
- "Griffinport" by Novak Cuic
- "Low Horizon" by Kai Engel
COMMUNITY
Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?
Send us your questions for a future mailbag episode!
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*PREVIEW* Cutting Room Floor: Kuo-toa
Kill Every Monster
04/01/24 • 2 min
Listen to Patreon-exclusive cutting room floor clips of the Kuo-toa episode with a 1-week FREE trial at patreon.com/deadghpostpro.
CAST
- Dylan Malenfant: Co-producer, Gamemaster
- Aram Vartian: Co-producer, Editor
COMMUNITY
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FAQ
How many episodes does Kill Every Monster have?
Kill Every Monster currently has 78 episodes available.
What topics does Kill Every Monster cover?
The podcast is about Leisure, Hobbies, Games and Podcasts.
What is the most popular episode on Kill Every Monster?
The episode title 'Undead Horde' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Kill Every Monster?
The average episode length on Kill Every Monster is 57 minutes.
How often are episodes of Kill Every Monster released?
Episodes of Kill Every Monster are typically released every 13 days, 23 hours.
When was the first episode of Kill Every Monster?
The first episode of Kill Every Monster was released on Aug 30, 2021.
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@lordneptune
Feb 9
This show is an absolute must listen for anyone in the TTRPG space. It is so smart, so well produced, and everything about it is delightful. It blows me away every episode. So good!
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