#225 Real Housewives of New York, Season 13, Ep. 12: Baby It’s Cold Inside

Martin the Adorable Boxing Trainer is back to give Sonja life coaching. For the first time in #RHONY history, Luann is throwing Ramona a birthday party. She’ll have to share her birthday with Sonja (a major point of contention in previous years), but she seems ok with it. The ladies invite a bevy of young, good-looking men, including some hot strippers. Leah buys matching boob and dick cakes.  We finally find out why Kurt’s naughty bits were so impressive on painting day in Sag Harbor. Leah makes much ado about nothing and we learn that none of the women know what a vulva is.