Kagro in the Morning - March 13, 2023

03/13/23 • 116 min

David Waldman and Greg Dworkin’s KITM Annual Review of the Pageantry and Spectacle of the Oscars has been preempted due to a lack of interest, theirs. 2022 was a year of resurgence, as Ke Huy Quan, Brendan Fraser, and Cocaine Bear all overcame great personal setbacks in their careers, but unfortunately, we won’t be addressing that. Stormy Daniels’ rebound, now that we know something about.

Silicon Valley Bank also isn’t set for a comeback, but US regulators are allowing for full refunds. So, what are we to learn from this that we haven't already learned 16 times under Donald Trump, or in the previous 40 to 60 years or so of movies and TV?

One thing about movies, they’re better than even golf courses for meeting, making and hiding money. Some might find that movies can be

One thing about movies, they’re better than even golf courses for meeting, making and hiding money. Some might find that movies can be

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Kagro in the Morning - March 10, 2023

No half measures, just poetry in today’s KITM!

Actually, David Waldman presented many half measures today, at least double the amount one would ever require to generate superlative 4 .5-hour segments of KITM.

Just outside of the towering KITM World Headquarters, downy soft Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin attempted to duck a trans student’s questioning. Unfortunately for Glenn, those pesky media he hates were paying attention.

Ace KITM correspondent Rosalyn MacGregor reports from her state that not all has yet been fixed by Michigan’s flip to blue. In East Lansing, the deputy police chief, Director of Planning, and City Manager are bugging out.

My state, Ohio, home of the most corrupt state government since Caligula, made a first tiny step towards salvation by convicting the House Speaker and Republican Party Chair of passing around 60 million dollars in bribe money that must just have fallen off the FirstEnergy Corp truck.

Tennessee leads the nation in anti-LGBTQ hate, so of course their closets are becoming overstuffed, and their anti-LGBTQ politicians are popping out.

Now that Tucker Carlson has been exposed as a closeted Never Trumper, will he still be accepted back among the MAGA? Sure, they are a pretty inclusive and forgiving bunch.

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkma...

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Kagro in the Morning - March 14, 2023

Hello? Is this thing working? Daily Kos has been off and on today, but it takes more than that to silence David Waldman and Joan McCarter. (It works pretty good on me, though.)

Former U.S. Rep. Pat Schroeder, trailblazing feminist, has died at 82.

The Silicon Valley Bank didn't make it half as long. Lawsuits are already being filed, as there is a lot of blame to go around... Wait, no, there isn't. It's Donald Trump's fault. And George Santos, probably. But also there are plenty of victims, although some vetting might be required before the checks go out.

Meanwhile, Trump sleuthed out the man responsible for January 6th. Mike Pence was a lousy accomplice and an even worse hostage. If Mike only put his head in that noose, this would all be settled by now.

Voting machine company Smartmatic joins Dominion with a defamation suit against Fox. Smartmatic believes their damages are one notch above Dominion's, and they could be right, because with each passing moment, Fox causes more damage.

The Republican party in Idaho found another public college to make great again, and you know what that means.

Russians are in Moldova fomenting insurrection, as they are prone to do. Moldovan police are on the case.

The Trump Supreme Court only looks to precedent in order to