J & J People Are The Worst

If you could astral project, where would you go? Anywhere you can imagine, you could already be there. I feel like I'm astral projecting right now, to whatever room makes you feel like you're surrounded by warm marshmallows. It's the simple things, you know? As simple as paying some goofball dude to sloppily assassinate a rap legend. For shame Puff! (allegedly) I know we talked about several other things in this episode, but I can't concentrate for shit right now. Have fun out there, you beautiful degenerates!

How do you go from happy Christmas memories to paranormal stories? Just like this, bitches! Krampus should have been mentioned here. I feel like that was a missed opportunity. You know, I'm really trying to concentrate on writing this, but our beloved mascot Piggy the Pitbull is ripping major ass, right next to me. It's not good, not even a little bit. It smells like chili macaroni, mixed with the taint musk of Satan. Talk about haunted buttholes! How's that for a call-back, all the way from episode one? It's like I actually know what I'm doing, or something. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!! If you leave cookies out for Santa, and one of them has a bite out of it in the morning, do you know what that means? It means your cookies fucking suck! The plate at my house, nothing but crumbs in the morning. I was filled with wonderment, and my Dad was filled with enough sugar to contribute to his diabetes. True story!

Welcome to the shit show kids! Buckle up this week is going to be a fucking doozy! We figure out what kind of sex really is the best sex, and don't listen to Ben because he's praying all wrong. We're even going to cover what makes Ximena feel like Mike being a DUDE is a deal breaker for her. Ella needs to find a back bone and finally tell Johnny to shit or get off his pot-stickers!! and SO MUCH MORE!!! As always please reach out via Twitter or email if you have requests or things you need us to know!! https://linktr.ee/PeopleAreTheWorstPodcast

We're back with this weeks episode of 90 Day fiance's the Single Life. Where we Finally get to see Syngin take separation for real and hits the road. Natalie admits shes just fucked up in the head. and Mama Deb might get out of the friend zone with her date Jay. Jesse and Jeniffer get in to a trust issue battle with her off again on again "Just Dating" partner. and Big Ed is still steadily being just friggin creepy. https://linktr.ee/PeopleAreTheWorstPodcast

Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/PPLRtheworstpod Instagram Peoplearetheworstpod Email any questions we love to answer them for y'all [email protected] Did anyone else here that phone ring, because WE SO CALLED THIS SHIT!! Mike gets friend Nelcy involved in him and Ximenas drama! and Ximena is PISSED that someone is trying to take away her funding... I mean boyfriend... I mean Fiance FUCK! But she convinces him to stay with the promises of her promise land *Wink* but after the 1st night of intimacy she stomps the breaks so hard she's Fred Flintstone-ing the car and says no more sex till their married. Maybe she saw his sparkly skull shirt and decided, nahhhh better not... Ben is chasing Fuexhogany around peru BUT shocker he sends her a series of about 10 pages worth of texts stating how things all went down with his ex's and he's butt hurt that she never wrote him back, BUT maybe she's a better pen pal because he just got locked up for a bench warrant from a previous charge of DUI. Her "Parents" show up at their hotel to have a talk with Ben who finally agrees to come out of his room to talk to them but ONLY them no Feauxhogany Allowed!!! Ella Admits to playing hide the cattle prod with another guy after some heavy cuddling because she just needs affection. and get this Johnny still talking about I'll see you in February and I'll bring a Diamond ring with me... and she still complains that she just needs attention and affection, and He's just not holding up his end of shit. Gino can't catch a break because someone sends Jasmine a DM saying her Tatas will be all over the internet and she's going to loose her job for sure. Gino tells her to calm her tits he'll support her till she finds another job and maybe a job she likes more.. she says $3000 a month because thats her salary.... BUTTTTT aint he paying her shit anyway because she's been out of work I'm confused. he actually raises his voice and lets his balls drop and ALL the sudden her panties are MOIST (please understand how much I hate that word) This season is wrapping up in a nice bow of WHAT THE HOLY HELL BATMAN. I'm excited!