S3 E13: CANCELED: Beastly Kingdom (with Non-Disney Adult, Mike Escosia)

04/21/25 • 59 min

Animal Kingdom was meant to be a kingdom of more than just real-world creatures—it was supposed to be a land of legends, where dragons soared, unicorns roamed, and myths came to life. But somewhere along the way, those grand plans disappeared.

This week, we’re diving into the lost dreams of Beastly Kingdom and the mythical creatures that never got their moment in the spotlight. But we’re not just reminiscing—we’ve taken inspiration from those untold tales and are testing a bold, new idea that just might bring one of those legendary creatures to life in a way you've never imagined.

To see if our latest concept could resonate with a broader audience, we brought in our friend Mike—a true non-Disney adult. His fresh perspective will help us figure out if we’re onto something that could captivate not just Disney fans, but everyone.

Could a unicorn experience be the next big thing in Disney storytelling? You’ll have to listen in to see if we’re on the right track—because we’re ready to make some magic.

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Could a unicorn experience be the next big thing in Disney storytelling? You’ll have to listen in to see if we’re on the right track—because we’re ready to make some magic.

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Micro Magic: Not-So-Secret Secret Epcot Lounges of the Past

While the Idiots are off enjoying Spring Break, Kaity takes us on a special trip back in time to uncover the hidden VIP lounges of EPCOT’s past. Before Club 33 and DVC spaces, there were secret spots tucked inside Future World pavilions—exclusive to employees of corporate sponsors like Siemens, Exxon, and GE. From the high-tech Explorer’s Lounge in Spaceship Earth to the executive retreat in Horizons, these lounges offered unique perks, from AR mirrors to private ride access.

Join us for this deep dive into a forgotten era of EPCOT history, and don’t worry—the Idiots will be back next week with a brand-new original Imagineering project!

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S3 E14: Portorosso Rush

Buon Giorno! This week, Kaity takes the lead on reimagining a new adventure ride for Epcot’s Italy Pavilion, Portorosso Rush! Inspired by the animated film Luca, this high-energy ride lets guests race through the picturesque coastal town of Portorosso, chasing down the thrills of a triathlon while avoiding the watchful eyes of the locals. With sea monsters and plenty of pasta-filled moments, it’s a fast-paced, heart-pumping journey through the sights, sounds, and flavors of Italy.

Stephen and Marissa join Kaity to offer their feedback and fine-tune the details of this exciting concept. From the immersive theming to the ride's potential for family-friendly fun, they dive deep into how Portorosso Rush could bring the magic of Luca to life in the parks.

Get ready for an episode packed with creativity, feedback, and a dash of Italian flair!

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