S2E9 | Astrology and AO3

Explicit content warning

02/28/24 • 38 min

Shah would like to remind you that if anyone writes smutty fanfiction about him and Gibbs, he’ll read it on air. Gibbs would like to remind you that she’ll disembowel anyone who does that.
Join Gibbs and Shah as they celebrate besting their first season's episode count with a comic, cosmic discussion about their astrological signs. Gibbs, a proud Aries, questions her sign’s proclaimed bravery. Shah, a skeptical Aquarius, casts doubt on his sign’s proclivity to advocate for underdogs.
Enjoy the kind of roasting you can only get from friends as close and idiotic as these two as they scrutinize each other’s charts and explore their compatibility with each other and Gibbs’ fiancé. Grab your headphones and prepare for some celestial shade! (do people still say “throwing shade?”)

Previous Episode

S2E8 | F**k Flintstones Vitamins

New year, same them.
So Gibbs decided to bring some of her real-life awkward icebreakers to the podcast. Hope you like that bit because she has A LOT more where it came from. In this episode, Shah confronts Gibbs about her smoking habit, after which Gibbs confronts Shah about his inability to walk across a room without tripping over his feet. How either of them lived this long is anyone's guess, but since they're here, they decide to have a talk about the physical wellness struggles that came with their unexpected longevity.
Shah reveals that he's still bitter about being cut from his high school's basketball team. Gibbs reveals why she removed her fiancé as a beneficiary of her life insurance policy.
From a somewhat pretentious talk about working out, to an unexpectedly disgusting talk about vitamins, to a vaguely disturbing talk about death, the lads finally wrap up this three-episode arc about the body.

Next Episode

S2E10 | INTP, INTJ, IDGAF

In this episode, the lads kick things off with one of Gibbs' classic icebreakers and compare themselves with various animals. Next, they dive into the world of personality types, focusing on the Myers-Briggs test. Similar to their episode about astrology, they have A LOT of overlap - which is something that Gibbs finds unnerving and Shah finds hilarious.
Together, they explore how their personality types show up in their daily lives, from their quirks to how they handle challenges to how their Myers-Briggs types approach friendships and romantic relationships.
Finally, they explore the Enneagram system and its nine distinct types, bringing another layer to understanding their personality types - this time with a focus on how they approach the workplace.
Until next time, go fuck off!

I Need a Date for the Wedding - S2E9 | Astrology and AO3

Transcript

Speaker 100:00:00.221

We need a new intro .

Speaker 200:00:02.580

Welcome anyone and everyone listening out there . I'm Shah . I'm Gibbs . She's trying to grow out , he's really not . And this is I Need A Date For the Wedding .

Speaker 100:00:09.942

Who's gonna catch the cake ?

Speaker 200:00:11.060

Who's gonna catch the SDI ?