I Got One!

Hey kids! We have some sad news. Since this podcast is recorded live, and in person, we're going to have to pause this season of episodes. We thought about recording online, but it just doesn't work with how we do the show. We'll be back soon, we love you all. Until then, stay safe everyone!

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Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Have you ever been on an airplane with kids? It's awful! But, we, at I Got One, have a fix for you! Fly in peace by letting all of the kids fly in a secondary plane going to the same destination, with Sky Balls! The plane will be filled with all of the kids, and it features a giant ball pit instead of seats. What could possibly go wrong? Are you tired of zoos treating their animals poorly? Do you wish you had a lion, tiger, or bear? OH MY do we have a service for you! Extreme Animal Rental to the rescue! Impress your friends with exotic animals in the comfort of your own home. Prisons are so outdated. Forget about those. Now, you can visit the People Zoos. Meet and interact with real live prisoners. See them in their natural habitat. Are you planning on going to prison soon? Do you want to make some new friends when you go? Use Prison Tinder! You can match yourself with other inmates that would want to be friends. Are you tired of driving and being confused by the brake lights? Who isn't? What if brake lights showed the intensity of the braking of the people in front of you. We've also got a system for helping the blind drive. If you're unable to read this, then this is the perfect product for you! We are joined by special guest Money Mike, the money manufacturer, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!