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I Am The Cute One

I Am The Cute One

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Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny Hadfield (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea Rivers (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly! So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~
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The day we knew would come has come at last: not the end of Chelchella or Pride; no, Charlotte the Stingray has passed. While the Cute Ones put on their tinfoil hats to figure out why, they also discuss Chelsea’s tornado-ridden trip to Florida (you can see the wreckage on TikTok!) and Donny’s Pride weekend (you can see the wreckage in the gender neutral restroom at Boxers!) Also, they ponder the best way to mourn a cat, brainstorm what theme party they’d throw if they had Kardashian money (PUT YOUR SNEAKERS ON), and plan when they’ll moon someone together. Please send this to your favorite gay!

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TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

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With season 2 of The Traitors complete, Chelsea and Donny break down the highs and lows of this season.

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TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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After Donny’s eventful weekend that included Red Robin, a bachelorette party, learning to play pool, and hanging out with Andy Cohen, he and Chelsea are here and ready to recap the week’s biggest headlines! With a week that brought us a pause for Summer House: Martha’s Vineyard, a moment of silence for Nicki Minaj’s dear friend Princess Diana, and North West’s stage debut; the duo decide to discuss Bethenny Frankel’s ban from Chanel and casting rumors for the upcoming season of The Traitors and the newest Knives Out movie. (Cuties, this episode was recorded on Wednesday, May 29. Lindsay Lohan has not been confirmed, but Kerry Washington, Jeremy Renner, Mila Kunis, and Glenn Close have been.) But enough of that - it’s Slutty Boy Summer; grab the closest 3” shorts you got and show off that bussy, fellas!

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TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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I Am The Cute One - The Hot Chick (w/ Noor of "The Reality Is" Podcast)
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06/05/22 • 55 min

To kick off Pride Month, Noor from "The Reality Is" Podcast (and Donny & Chelsea's "Princess Diaries" recap), joins the Cute One hosts to recap their most h0mophobic movie yet - "The Hot Chick" (which is also one of Chelsea's favorite movies; buckle up - her birthday month is already proving to be QUITE a ride, folks). Chelsea shares a story about being cursed and purchasing a $200 candle while Donny confesses to what he used to shoplift in high school. Also, the three drool over Matthew Lawrence and reminisce over their childhood TV crushes, and Chelsea remains a terror when she lets the others know why she wasn't allowed to go to her local pool.
Be sure to watch "Passport to Paris" before Donny & Chelsea cover it next week in honor of their one year podiversary and Chelsea (and Mary-Kate & Ashley's) birthday!

To hear (or watch) this recap in its unedited, unhinged entirety, head to our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/iamthecuteone
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TGIF, Cuties! Do you know how to wipe your own butt? Did your Ariana Grande boycott last longer than 60 seconds? Do you think Rose and Jack would NOT have fit on the door, no matter what science says? Do you have your goon face perfected? If you answered “no” to any of those questions, you’ve come to the right place! Chelsea and Donny take turns educating each other on those important topics while also discussing Taylor Swift headlines, the Wicked trailer, Usher’s halftime performance, Meghan Markle’s new podcast, Deadpool and Wolverine, Tina Fey’s career advice, John Stewart back on the Daily Show, and the upcoming “Suits” spin-off.

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps!

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We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

Follow Us on Social Media!

TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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I Am The Cute One - The Royal Tenenbaums (The Cuties Get Cockolded!)
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06/24/24 • 58 min

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Because Donny is a better friend than Chelsea, he is on his best behavior to cover Chelsea’s favorite movie of all time: The Royal Tenenbaums. And after a deal with a fairy, Chelsea learns the hard way to trust her gut. We don’t know if Ben Stiller is the shoe shoe in his family, but he certainly is in Donny’s heart (and netherregions). You don’t need to be cuckolded in the Rainforest Cafe to know that Luke Wilson has never looked better than in THAT scene of this movie. Don’t be an old f*ck butt! Check out our sponsors this week and help Donny get a new computer.

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

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TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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I Am The Cute One - The Muppet Christmas Carol (The Cuties Are Effusive!)
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12/16/24 • 57 min

Bah Hambug! The Cute Ones are bringing Big Muppet Energy as Tom Hamlett (Dumpster Dive, Good Judys) joins them to cover “The Muppets’ Christmas Carol,” as well as fighting over dictionary entries. Then. the three discuss which Muppet would is most f*ckable, how to tell a theater talker to shut up, and Donny educates Chelsea on the deleted ballad, “When Love Is Gone.” Would you eat fruit if it had a personality?

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If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

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TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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In a week that brought us Lizzo quitting, Zooey Dechanel denying nepo baby allegations, Grey’s Anatomy’s newest season, Ramy Youseff’s SNL monologue, and Shakira feeling emasculated by Barbie, Mother Nature also brought us rain... and worms. And Chelsea’s family visited Donny in New York, so they have many stories to tell (including a huge announcement!) They also break down friend poaching, Abby Hensel’s wedding, raw dogging coffee, and the Home Improvement reboot (or lack thereof). Also, updates on Charlotte the Stingray’s pregnancy are announced. Justice for Donny; bring him a meat platter for two!

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

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Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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Chelsea and Donny are going through withdrawal when it comes to having a case to crack, so they call up Amity Hanson, host of "Gimme Pizza: A Mary-Kate & Ashley Podcast," to try to figure out why the twins stopped acting. Amity brings along her Olsen shrine while Donny & Chelsea bring their invisible friends to quickly break down the twin's filmography, beginning with "Full House" and ending with "Beastly." Along the way, Amity shares a few behind the scenes secrets and tries to teach the hosts the difference between the girls. The group also discusses their moral qualms with the twins' work ethic and hypothesize what a potential return to the public eye would look like for Mary-Kate & Ashley. Lastly, they try to solve the biggest question of all: WHERE is Trent? (Elizabeth has been located, thank Heavens.)
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I Am The Cute One - The Stepford Wives (The Cuties Step Up Their Game!)
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05/13/24 • 63 min

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Chelsea is wigless and Donny’s wearing his fanciest Italian fashions from Forever 21 - it’s the start of a new era, Chicken Cadoodles (derogatory). Besides their makeovers, they discuss Disney Channel Original Movies and moving to Connecticut, eat avocado toast (THERE’S NEVER ANY TIME!), and brainstorm reality show ideas starting with “Let’s K*ll All Women.” Then, the Cute Ones mourn the break-up of Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker (even though they’re still together). When it comes time to discuss their For You pages, it’s... a lot of what you’d expect: pirate shanties, shirtless men, and erotic Furbies. Also, if you’re not decorating with pinecones, you’re on the wrong side of history. Oh yeah, and they watch 2009’s “The Stepford Wives.”

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

Follow Us on Social Media!

TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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How many episodes does I Am The Cute One have?

I Am The Cute One currently has 247 episodes available.

What topics does I Am The Cute One cover?

The podcast is about Comedy, Podcasts and Tv & Film.

What is the most popular episode on I Am The Cute One?

The episode title 'When Harry Met Sally (w/ Claire Parker)' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on I Am The Cute One?

The average episode length on I Am The Cute One is 45 minutes.

How often are episodes of I Am The Cute One released?

Episodes of I Am The Cute One are typically released every 4 days, 6 hours.

When was the first episode of I Am The Cute One?

The first episode of I Am The Cute One was released on Jun 13, 2021.

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