Blurry Hysteria: Flightless Birds & Frisky Boxcars | 426

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04/16/25 • 20 min

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This week on Blurry Hysteria, the world proves once again that reality is stranger (and way funnier) than fiction. First up, we flap our way into South Africa, where a helicopter crash had one very unexpected stowaway: a penguin in a cardboard box. Is it espionage? A fishy getaway plan? Or just the weirdest Uber ride in aviation history?

Then we chug along to Missouri, where a man found himself back in cuffs for getting a little too intimate with a train seat. That's right—he's on a one-way trip to the “nope” station with a layover in “why tho?”

From avian absurdity to locomotive lust, it’s another baffling journey through the bizarre—only on Blurry Hysteria!

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From avian absurdity to locomotive lust, it’s another baffling journey through the bizarre—only on Blurry Hysteria!

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📌Penguin Oops

📌Train Taboo

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Blurry Photos: Time Life Mysteries of the Unknown | 427

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This week we dig into the Blurry Photos coffers for a trip down Tv Commercial memory lane. Wanna know more? Read the b... err, listen to the podcast...

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Flora is joined by Ryan from Rumor Flies and Brent from Hysteria 51 to discuss the classic Time Life book series Mysteries of the Unknown. A 33-book set detailing all kinds of Forteana and weird topics, Time Life’s Mysteries of the Unknown introduced high strangeness to countless individuals around the world. The boys get together to go over the books in the series, including highlights and influences from each. It’s a blast of all kinds of strange topics! You want ley lines? Boom. Madam Blavatsky? Pow. Plant sentience? Skadoosh. It’s a tour-de-force of Forteana and all this great book series has to offer. If any of these topics sound extra interesting, let David know for a possible future Blurry Photos episode!

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Myst on the Moor, Danse Macabre – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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