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Humans Exhaust Me

Humans Exhaust Me

BizPaul & Phylecia Jones

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Did you ever imagine what the last couple of years would be like? Yeah, so did we. Was it what we envisioned? Er, nope. Whether it's Covid-19, war, systemic racism, politics, celebrities or the general public, there's a lot of disappointment in our veins. Come and share in our woe - it'll be therapeutic. But be warned, this is not an objective show. We have views. A LikeMind Media production
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Humans Exhaust Me - End of the World

End of the World

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07/05/21 • 40 min

The UK is ending the pandemic in two weeks. It is now the world's experiment, but world-beating on COVID. May the odds be forever in their favo(u)r.

As if the Delta variant wasn't enough, the sea is on fire in the Gulf of Mexico AND the Caspian Sea.

In this episode, we investigate the many signs that we are at the end of days and rate the likelihood of each scenario.

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Humans Exhaust Me - Trailer

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09/01/20 • 2 min

What on Earth is this show about? We're not entirely sure ourselves but, loosely, Humans Exhaust Me is a show about 2020 and the people that inhabit our world.

It's an outlet for frustration and a place to air our views - of which we have a lot. Don't expect us to hold back, but it's a fun place.

Come with us as we laugh TOGETHER with our species.

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Humans Exhaust Me - Happy Thanksgiving - Don't Kill Grandma
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11/24/20 • 37 min

There are new restrictions in the UK - are you keeping up?

Meanwhile, in the US, we're not entirely sure how many presidents there are right now.

In this episode, Paul is asking questions about Thanksgiving. What is it about? Is it still the same now as it was originally? What about Canada?

Just like Christmas, there are routines at Thanksgiving - mainly centred around food, and lots of it. For days.

Of course, there are alternatives this year, if you're choosing to not get together in person. Not sure how you get all the food via Zoom, though. At least you won't serve a big dose of COVID with your corn dressing.

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Humans Exhaust Me - Free Britney

Free Britney

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06/29/21 • 40 min

A political COVID sex scandal in the UK rocks the establishment and forces the Health Secretary - the guy who wrote the social distancing rules - to resign. It's a free for all now in the UK, and the infection stats reflect that.

Who isn't free? Britney Spears.

We discuss Britney's deposition at the court case about her conservatorship. Can it be right to force someone to keep an IUD in place? When do women stop having the right to control their own reproductive health. Is Britney enslaved?

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Humans Exhaust Me - Restaurants

Restaurants

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09/20/20 • 34 min

Can you separate the art from the artist? We briefly ask whether it's possible thanks to JK Rowling trending (again). Do we all have wands in the UK? Is Hogwarts basically Scotland?

Why can kids go into a pub in Britain when they can't go to a bar in the US? Paul tries to justify what are clearly insane rules made in the middle ages.

Never mind pubs, what about restaurants? Phylecia recalls her first experience of visiting a restaurant since lockdown. Spoiler: she didn't exactly enjoy it.

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Humans Exhaust Me - University Challenge

University Challenge

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10/02/20 • 30 min

Did you really expect college students not to party and 'mingle'? That's the whole point of fresher's week. And anyway, young people are meant to break the rules.

The question is: is there a sense of camaraderie by being in it all together? Are students really loving the attention?

Maybe they should come back and infect grandma.

That's if you know where the Rona is. Apparently, in the US, campuses are testing sewage samples to identify where the virus is. Ew.

After Paul moans a bit about tuition fees in the UK, Phylecia drops the bombshell that a college education costs more than a kidney.

What you need is a tax break.

Which leads us on to a quick discussion about money, and what it takes to run a business. It would all be easier if we were all rich.

Pay your taxes.

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Humans Exhaust Me - Fashionistas Gotta Shop

Fashionistas Gotta Shop

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10/07/20 • 34 min

You may be being encouraged to spend money. Where are you spending it?

If you're buying clothes, where are you going exactly?

Despite Phylecia living in the land of the free, remember from the episode on restaurants, she's not leaving her basement until this time next year.

In this conversation, Paul discovers people put their fancy handbags inside other bags to store them.

Anyway, the key info you need is that this fall's trends are loose and comfy.

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Humans Exhaust Me - COVID Dating

COVID Dating

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09/28/20 • 25 min

Hooking up doesn't stop just because of Coronavirus. In this episode we talk about some of the unwritten conventions of dating in these weird times.

Do you tell someone if you have the virus? What about if you had it, but don't anymore?

Pay particular attention to Phylecia's shock that UK citizens have government issued advice on how to reduce infection while getting down to business.

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Humans Exhaust Me - Panic Buyers

Panic Buyers

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11/03/20 • 34 min

I know, I know, you were just getting used to Tiers, but that's old news. This week England is going into lockdown once again so, obviously, everyone is buying toilet paper because people really needed it in March.

Have people learned anything from the first wave? In this episode, Paul and Phylecia delve deep into why we're all now preppers and how foolish we have been to ridicule those who were planning for end of days.

Here's a question though: does goats cheese and figs count as middle class eating?

You'll be amazed at how long we can have a conversation about milk storage.

In the event of mass disruption, rationing is important - discover Paul's Pringle rationing system.

In the US, they are rationing guns. Liquor sales are up. It's 2020 remember.

What will the aliens make of all this?

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Humans Exhaust Me - Office Friends

Office Friends

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10/14/20 • 32 min

BREAKING NEWS: UK issues a further set of rules to follow. Paul tries to explain them, when he doesn't really understand them.

What is all this isolation doing for the friendships formed in the office? Are these people your real friends anyway? What if they are your only friends?

How about just advertising for them on Craigslist?

In this episode, Paul and Phylecia ponder how people will form new friendships when you can't actually meet anyone and Paul gives his tips on how to make friends in 2020.

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FAQ

How many episodes does Humans Exhaust Me have?

Humans Exhaust Me currently has 202 episodes available.

What topics does Humans Exhaust Me cover?

The podcast is about News, News Commentary, Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on Humans Exhaust Me?

The episode title 'End of the World' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Humans Exhaust Me?

The average episode length on Humans Exhaust Me is 36 minutes.

How often are episodes of Humans Exhaust Me released?

Episodes of Humans Exhaust Me are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of Humans Exhaust Me?

The first episode of Humans Exhaust Me was released on Sep 1, 2020.

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