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01/07/19 • 54 min

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Super Soft Birthday

You can’t avoid awkward boners in 9th grade...

Letterkenny Season 1, Episode 2 – Super Soft Birthday

Guest host: Chelsea Ireland – No Subject Podcast
Chelsea’s introduction to Letterkenny started off annoying
Dumb humor done cleverly.
“FERDA!!!”
Bring Letterkenny Live to Seattle!!!
This episode has a special meaning for all of us.
Episode 1 recap
Schmelts
Jacob Tierney’s awards for Letterkenny writting
Original YouTube episodes: https://www.youtube.com/user/PlayFunGamesPictures/videos
Watching with subtitles because of the face-paced dialog
Chelsea’s favorite line: “Big city titties, boys!”
Daryl’s Super Soft Birthday
Daryl’s awkward boners
Dary’s yogurt affinity
Ducks with boners
The fight lineup
- Sled Ted
- Rat-ass
  - Back acne
  - Shitty Wolerverine
- Joint Boy
“End of the lane way. Don’t come up the property”
Reilly and Jonesy are afraid of Wayne
We all love Katy
The first time there’s ever been a non-monogamous character that’s normalized on a major hit TV series
“We’re havin’ babies”
Vas defrens
Florida State seminal vesicles
Accessories – Don’t go too kookie with them
“That’s what I appreciates about you.”
Banana Boat sunscreen
Hicks, sitting in a barn, talking about perfumes
Planning the super soft party
Rat-ass fight
Wayne’s no-look punch to dart pull
Reilly and Jonesy: fuck-ups
“Not very good Charlotte” / “YesFX”
Squirrelly Dan’s Katy crush
Joint Boy talk – “Surly uncles”
The Ginger and the ostrich
“Allegedly”
The party!
Wayne dislikes cream cheese like a toddler hates broccoli
Joint Boy and Alexander are 2nd cousins
The Joint Boy fight
Joel Gagne – A real life MMA fighter?
Joint Boy is a bucket of muscles
Tiara wants to fight (aka “fuck”) Joint Boy
Joel Gagne and Dominic Purcell: Separated at birth?
Dary and Dan chatting about how the party is really for Wayne and Katy
How much schneef has Squirrelly Dan done?
Dary: “Do you know what ‘dick dingers‘ are?”
Dan: *pregnant pause* “Yeah...”:
- https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dick%20dinger
Unanswered questions:
- Are Wayne and Katy Jehovah’s Witnesses?
- Where are their parents?
- Why didn’t they celebrate their birthdays?
- Are they orphans?
- Does Katy have a job?
- What city is “the city”? – Ottawa and Toronto are too far away
- If Katy doesn’t like Daryl, why does she go through so much trouble for his birthday party?
“Sandos and nappies”
Who would Chelsea fight? – Gail
Surprises? – That Dary’s mom would treat him like that throughout his childhood.
They’re all “family”
Final thoughts
Next episode: Fartbook
- “I could watch kids fall off bikes all day.”