House Sadness
Jacob Kubon
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BIRD IN A JAR
House Sadness
12/16/20 • 90 min
What are we supposed to do? Stay here and have our asses chewed by our mothers? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The flesh-eating mothers get things started with some “WFMs” then I know what you’re thinking: where is chili? But also: where is Clemin? He’s out there living life and he’ll get back to us when he gets a chance so instead you get some movie talk and stuff like that, then we hear “30 seconds of a Builder’s Square commercial featuring Timmy Da Toolman Taylor” then you write the letters and the flesh-eating mothers dish out the answers in “John Deere Letters” then we hear “30 seconds of a Buzz Lightyear fruit snacks commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, pour some eggnog on your back and give this back bad a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.
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SPLOOGE FIGHTERS
House Sadness
12/09/20 • 97 min
Gaberwski, if you die I’m going to shoot myself and come on after you. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cool guys get things started with some “WFMs” then there’s no Clemin this week, he’s off fighting the good fight or whatever they say, so you get some chatting and catching up, then we hear “30 seconds of a 1-900 commercial” then these “trying times” don’t have to mean drying times, we sure hope all of you out there are still getting wet and spilling loads and the cool guys are here to give you some fun things to yell out while you’re doing it in “sCREAM yer Jeans” then we hear “30 seconds of a late night network phone line commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, brine some pickles and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.
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CONTROVERSHEY’S
House Sadness
11/25/20 • -1 min
What do you say we cut the chit-chat, a-hole. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The digletts get things started with you guessed it: some “WFMs” then there’s no call from Clemin, sad/horny face, so you get some catching up and chatting, then we hear “30 seconds of a Miller Light commercial featuring Brooks & Dunn” then it’s that time of year where the feet get shoved in some a$$es, it’s another round of “Book of Foreman” then we hear “30 seconds of another Miller Light commercial featuring Brooks & Dunn” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, hammmmmburger and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.
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WHERE IS CHILI?
House Sadness
11/18/20 • 95 min
Two’s company. Three’s a f**k-load of fun. Whale chum to another episode of House Sadness. This week it’s back to the usual format so you know what that means, the doo doo birds get things started with some “WFMs” then there’s no call from Clemin, best wishes to him and everyone around him, so instead you get some chitchat and movie talk, then we hear “30 seconds of a Fig Newton commercial” then some dorks wrote some dumb reviews on da Internet so the doo doo birds tell them where to shove in “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “30 seconds of a Dr. Pepper commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, spunker down and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend.
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SORRY FOR YOUR LOST
House Sadness
09/30/20 • 113 min
Whoospie-daisy. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cool guys get things started with the usual “WFMs” then as soon as Clemin is back, he’s gone yet again, no call this week so you get some rambling and movie talk, then we hear “30 seconds a Honey Comb cereal commercial” then boy, oh boy, do people love sharing their opinions about places they’ve taken sweet dumps and ate some food, it’s time for another round of “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “30 seconds of a Got Milk commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, rub one out and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.
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DUDE…YER GETTIN MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS
House Sadness
09/23/20 • 94 min
Meat’s meat and a man’s gotta eat. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The lunch ladies get things started with the usual business of some “WFMs” then boy if it ain’t Christmas because we finally get a call from that fella Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of Red Foreman’s toast” then the lunch ladies try out a new segment where a foot ends up in some a$$es in “Red Foremanisms” then we hear “60 seconds of Red Foreman’s thoughts on cats” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, just tap it in and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.
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DENIAH TWAIN
House Sadness
09/16/20 • 97 min
Brilliant. Yeah, okay. Thought you were gonna say “sexy.” But hey, that’s okay. No problem. Still gonna have a good day. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The waterboys get things started with the usual “WFMs” then will Clemin ever resurface? Who knows. Just gonna have to keep tuning in to find out. So instead you get some movie talk and things of that naughty by nature, then we hear “30 seconds of a 1-900 commercial” then you’ve got problems, well, we’ve got man-swers in “John Deere Letters” then we hear “30 seconds of a Late-Night Network Phone Line commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, tell your baboon he’s sexy and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.
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BUTT LOCKER
House Sadness
09/09/20 • 94 min
I feel so good. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The bloody valentines get things started with another batch of “WFMs” then still no Clemin, hope he’s staying safe and more importantly: sexy, so instead you get some chitchat about movies and the pythagorean theorem, then we hear “60 seconds of The Party Zone CD commercial” then get ready to boogie because the bloody valentines are singing their little farts out in “How Does That Song Go?” then we hear “60 seconds of Fired Up CD commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, he’s in there and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.
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WHAT’S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE PUSS
House Sadness
09/02/20 • 91 min
That ain’t no cactus. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The two legged dorks get things started like they always do with some “WFMs” then where in the world is Clemin San Diego? Your guess is as good as mine because we don’t hear from him again this week, hope he’s staying safe out there, so instead you get some good old fashioned chitting and chatting, then we hear “30 seconds of a Pepsi commercial featuring Jeff Gordon” then speaking of dumb: the internet, only made worse by the things people write on it. It’s another installment of “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “30 seconds of a Nascar ride along commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, fart one out for the homies and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.
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BACKWARDS D*CK
House Sadness
12/23/20 • 64 min
Oh Mother Superior. I’ve got a present for you. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The geniuses switch things up a bit this week and are joined by a special guest, the one and only: Adam Degi. The three splooges start things off with some “WFMs” then there’s no Clemin so you get some chitting and a chatting and cathing up, then we hear “60 seconds of a pure funk commercial” then I hope you bought some ear prophylactics because the three splooges are about to make sweet sweet love to your ear canals in “How Does That Song Go?” then we hear “120 seconds of Country Memories CD commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, bear with us on the audio quality and issues that came up and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.
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How many episodes does House Sadness have?
House Sadness currently has 100 episodes available.
What topics does House Sadness cover?
The podcast is about Comedy, Podcasts, Arts and Performing Arts.
What is the most popular episode on House Sadness?
The episode title 'BACKWARDS D*CK' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on House Sadness?
The average episode length on House Sadness is 93 minutes.
How often are episodes of House Sadness released?
Episodes of House Sadness are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of House Sadness?
The first episode of House Sadness was released on Dec 12, 2018.
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