Carpet vs. Hardwood Floors

Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson from The Daily Show

02/23/23 • 34 min

"Carpet is nice. It's soft. And if you get the chance, you can shuffle your feet on it and shock your brother or your mom, or every once in a while you get static electricity and shock your cat. ” - Dulcé Sloan

“Cheap motels, they've done carpet dirty, and they've become a representative, an unwanted representative of the dirty carpet brand. ” - Josh Johnson

It’s carpet vs. hardwood floors this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson.

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02/23/23 • 34 min

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Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson from The Daily Show - Carpet vs. Hardwood Floors

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You've had a carpet burned as an adult, it's very easy. All you gotta do is catch yourself off some carpet and slip a little, and it's it's all the risks.

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Oh well, there are other ways. There are other ways. Yep, there are other ways. And we'll just say there are other ways there, there there are other there's really only one other way that I know. Hey, everybody, welcome to hold up. This is t

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