Historical Hotties

It's time to go full Beastmode on these folks with our episode about the hottest warriors in history. From fighting skills to moral compasses, we talk about the strategically biggest babes in this episode, guest-starring Yali Perez (@Beautifullynerd). Leonard P. Matlovich vs Artemisia I of Caria vs Khutulun. Who will come out on top of the wrestling heap?

Show notes at historicallyhot.com/episodes/warriors

Recently, a Parisian burglar nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past heavy security, he was captured only two blocks away, when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a daring crime, and then make such an obvious error, he replied, “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”

Join us and special guest host Ben Mooney (@ben_etc) from the podcast Back to the Futurama, and of the tumblr Former Presidents Holding Food at formerpresidentsholdingfood.tumblr.com as we debate the most attractive impressionists. Will be be Marie Bracquemond? Pierre-Auguste Renoir? Or will it be Gustave Caillebotte?

Show notes at historicallyhot.com/episodes/impressionists

This week Jordan and Lindsey, the husband and wife team from Spooky Spouses (@Spooky_Spouses) do a podcast takeover and debate which is the most unusual artist: Is it Tom DeLonge or is it Stanley Kubrick? HHHQ will be back to normal next week, but until then enjoy Jordan and Lindsey's take on our show!

It's World Poetry Day, y'all! And that means that we're talking about some of the world's hottest poets. Obv. This week Tiffany Grayson joins us to count the ways we love them! You can find her on twitter @tiffany_grayson and on one of her other podcasts: Binge Buds or Stool Pigeons. She's also a poet and you can find some of her poems online at Liminality Journal, Blood Lotus, and Crab Fat. Algernon Charles Swinburne vs Lord Byron vs Forough Farrokhzad.

Show notes available at historicallyhot.com/poets