Hello Dysfunction

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Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more. “Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”

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113: “Most Valuble Playa”

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01/28/21 • 110 min

It’s raining it’s pouring, Crystal got the vaccine and is in Facebook jail, AGAIN! Constipated babies, postpartum hair loss and Pata Fria might not be asexual after all. Eskimo sisters, don’t tattoo animals and stay out of ppl’s trash!
This week’s tv recommendation is:
Tell Me Who I Am (Netflix)
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1-888-634-1123
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112: Find My Balls

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01/21/21 • 100 min

Crystal blows a nervous kiss, we reintroduce ourselves and Pata Fria’s mom hates green. Michigan is taking steps in the right direction, aggressive hippos are throwing off ecosystems and don’t get braces at anyone’s home.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
Night Stalker (Netflix)
Unforgotten: 25yrs after Willowbrook (tubi)
An American Crime (tubi)
Hard Candy (tubi)
Book recommendations:
A Child Called “It”
The number for covid testing in your area:
1-888-634-1123
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• BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • Syma’s Persian and Mexican Grill
1019 San Pablo Ave.
Albany, CA
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193: Best Friend Energy - Ad

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11/14/22 • 5 min

61: What’s Your Dirty White Secret?

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12/31/19 • 125 min

It’s the end of a decade and this week we have the amazing Lil Debbie joining us. Holiday recap, tips on successful gift giving, cats are thieves, New Years traditions from around the globe, don’t cheat during monopoly, baby jousting, and our favorite white trash delicacies. Happy New Year!!

The Yee Yee Girls (bonus Episode)

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05/09/19 • 18 min

A Bonus Episode of Hello Dysfunction with Guest hosts the "Yee Yee

girls"

13: "Cheese Sandwiches"

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12/25/18 • 82 min

This week the chaos of Christmas, vintage tips on how to snag a husband, Karma and a false birth control method are all discussed. Crystal shares some family dysfunction and we find out why you shouldn't tell Pata Fria you own a restaurant. Happy Holidays xo

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78: Your Butthole Is Not For Vengeance

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05/06/20 • 112 min

We're back from a break because let's face it, sometimes life takes over. Cinco de Mayo is for drinking, we visit lots of weird news, and why were all grandparents so beautiful? Some parenting talk, new film and book recommendations and keep Crisco out of your god damn cookies. Enjoy.
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70: Just remove the walnut from your butth*le

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03/04/20 • 93 min

Mercury is in retrograde and everyone is feeling it. Don’t worry about the Corona virus, strange news, ppl are cat fishing and women’s bodies really have it rough. Enjoy xo.
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96: Nose Stink

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09/17/20 • 103 min

Our new baby is here!!
The rough ride is finally over, Crystal is healing with a frustrating new side effect, please wash yourself thoroughly before receiving a service. We can’t hang out with problematic celebrities and as a rule, let’s continue learning and becoming a better you every year.
Queen & Slim is this week’s tv recommendation.
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274: Boner Killer

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10/17/24 • 83 min

So many birthdays, there’s guns at school, colonization never stopped and Crystal went thrifting with our patrons. Santana takes all the shine, back to back disgust, a little anal play might be fun and the exes always come back.
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How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

Hello Dysfunction currently has 283 episodes available.

What topics does Hello Dysfunction cover?

The podcast is about Improv, Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on Hello Dysfunction?

The episode title '112: Find My Balls' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Hello Dysfunction?

The average episode length on Hello Dysfunction is 92 minutes.

How often are episodes of Hello Dysfunction released?

Episodes of Hello Dysfunction are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of Hello Dysfunction?

The first episode of Hello Dysfunction was released on Oct 11, 2018.

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